Michael Bower - FriendFeed

My vice? hmmm, @jane_bot.

14 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hell.yes. The kid was holding mom hostage in the shower. Seriously. In front of the door with both hands keeping it closed.

14 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I swear, my kid just said "Waaaazzzuuuuuuuuuuuuppp!"

15 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

ghajtaH vay' leghpu' moisturizer? #klingon (translate: http://tweetinklingon.com/home...)

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Gross, a leg aint supposed to do that. #mnf

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Compliments Daq Sub ghol, @gmacmcd #klingon (translate: http://tweetinklingon.com/home...)

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@jane_bot that is why I love you. *tear*

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@gmacmcd I guess its nice to have a dream.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@rachyrach1 @gmacmcd I've got a whole dollar, if that makes a difference.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@gmacmcd zip it, fag

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@gmacmcd show us YOUR tatts!

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@gmacmcd FUCKIN #MW2!!!

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@gmacmcd gaaaaaaaaaay.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I would hit these 3 like a Mack truck without brakes. #FF @jane_bot @debihope @therealcherilyn

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

catchy tune. http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Im gonna kill me a Durch.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Here is another tip: If you request a read receipt on an email. I will say no! #stupid

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

JESUS, park much!? http://tweetphoto.com/5810213

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

looks like @gmacmcd was in a bitch fight with @favstar. Here is tip: It sucks, don't waste money on stupid shit.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@jane_bot I will be your prison bitch.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@debihope probably should change your homepage then.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I can't get enough of Holmes on Homes. I am just as surprised as this kitty at what people try to get away with! http://www.youtube.com/watch...

I can't get enough of Holmes on Homes. I am just as surprised as this kitty at what people try to get away with! http://bit.ly/70jgJH

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @GreatWhiteSnark Sorry, Earth: Redneck Captain Planet Costume [Cosplay] http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2009...

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@rachyrach1 I love it too. It show tweet more pics. Wait...you said COUCH.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@illaphilla you bet.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

omg, I think I just reenacted the scene with Finch in the bathroom from American Pie.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Is the new Tiger Woods rescue club on sale for Christmas yet? (via @freddurst) HAHAHA

December 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Omg, best.conference.call.ever

December 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share