Matt is guilty with no way of being proved innocent apart from the amaranthine level of trust and understanding being bestowed to him from his loving wife...
Matt has been locked out of his own home by stupid estate agent whilst sarah an children are at their aunties and is going to have to sit in the sunshine outside the pub sipping beer all afternoon.........bliss! Not entitley sure where I'll be sleeping however :s.
Matt has just pulled the curtains clean off the wall and fears that the sunrise may lead to more wife induced trauma inflicted around the uppermost part of his body...