Fred

these guys are just too adorable and i HEART them! - Fred

Recently I watched my country's version "Got Talent" 5th edition. There were three girls doing Rhythmic gymnastics. One of them practically folding herself in two. Backwards. MY jaw hit the floor. The idea of the prompt is: Shakarian. Shepard was into it once or is doing it at the moment some (joga or the rhythmic one) Garrus sees that or hears about it. You can go wild here, but if they make a use of that flexibility of Shepard in a sexy way, thumbs up. [[on a side note, you can name her as you like but I'd rather have her named Jane, everything else is up to you.]] ;] Hope it's okay ;] - Fred

It is a well established fact humans just wanna fuck everything. The other ME races are well aware of this, but humans don't realize that they are total sluts. So, when the Council makes contact with the Raloi, the bird-like race mentioned briefly in the fluff, I imagine the ambassadors had to make sure to keep the humans out of a situation where they'd boink the birds. So, heres the prompt. The various representatives of the galaxies races trying to explain the situation to the Raloi during the breaks between diplomatic meetings, make sure that the humans aren't left alone with any Raloi so that they can work their monkey wiles on the poor, unsuspecting birds, and try not to let word of what they are doing get out and cause a diplomatic incident. Basically, aliens whining about slutty humans. - Fred

During one of their missions, Shepard is captured and held for a few days or so while the rest of the crew comes to find her. Once they do, she seems like a shell of her former self--functional, still a good commander, but the light has gone out of her. After about a month or so, she goes to Garrus and lays out the whole story--she was raped by her captors, multiple times. This is before their relationship is fully established, but Garrus has been carrying a torch for her for a long time, and vice-versa. Shepard knows that turians have a very cavalier attitude about sex, there's no one she trusts more than him, and she asks if he can do her a favor. She needs to be able to trust her own body again, and believes that being with someone she cares about will start the process of getting over what happened to her. I just want to see a night of comfort sex between them that ends with a confession of their feelings for each other. - Fred

One is a young woman with a cool head who tries to work within the rules to do the right thing. She doesn't have much in the way of family outside of work, her feelings about where she came from are difficult, and her love life consists of a string of short, unfulfilling flings that never go anywhere. The other is an ex-military man who constantly butts heads with the regulations keeping him from finding justice. His mother is out of the picture with a debilitating illness, his relationship with his father was strained as fuck and the one he has with his ex/wife isn't much better. They're professionals who've worked together as partners for years. The two of them respect the hell out of each other and one will always have the other's back in any situation- and the sexual tension between them is motherfucking intense. Now look at that, and tell me that that doesn't sound like a Paragon FemShep and Garrus to you. What I'd love to see is the two of them working together in C-sec. - Fred

At some point after the Reaper War Kaidan and Shepard are a mostly happy couple. However, like most couples they have their squabbles and disagreements. I want to see a fic where Shep and Kaidan are arguing. Maybe all the monetary accolades from saving the galaxy are starting to dry up, but Shep's spending money as if he were still getting paid by the Council, Alliance, or Cerberus. Of course, they eventually get around to resolving the problem and having make-up sex. Preference for Kaidan topping and a bottom Shepard giving it up sort of as a way to signal his forgiveness. - Fred

Porn has as always evolved over time to fit technology and society. By the time of Mass Effect, it's become not only common but expected that every single person has porn of them out there. This porn is automatically generated using programs by porn companies from datamining for the person's face, personal details, relationships, and most importantly any topics that come up regularly in association with that person whether in news articles, forum discussions, etc. This way, if someone has an itch for porn of someone, it's ready and waiting for them. This has led to another common practice: a version of Googling your porn, to see what other people are finding, what porn of them is most popular, etc. Cue the crew of the Normandy Googling porn of themselves! - Fred

Okay I'm sure this has been done somewhere but looking back through the archive, I haven't found it. I adore Vega fics, especially ones where he keeps up his banter and remarks (like the ones here, omg i am ready to just bring him everywhere in my next game... http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki... ) If someone would be so kind... I'd love a fic where Femshep calls Vega out with the whole "you ever gunna make good on all this flirting?" and he chokes as usual... but then gets his shit together later on. Cue more flirting and Shepard's surprise at Vega's confidence. Definitely down for sexytimes and smut, but moreso just hoping this gets filled :) - Fred

He's a C-Sec rookie stuck patrolling the presidium. She's an administrative assistant who gets the coffee every morning. ...or so he thinks. After successfully wooing a beautiful, blue alien, C-Sec rookie finds out his new asari girlfriend is a Council Spectre. How did he find out? Because the drug lords she's trying to take down just shot up his apartment trying to kill her. The rookie ends up roped into his girlfriend's little life-threatening adventure and begins to question if their relationship was real or if it was just part of her cover. BONUS POINTS if: A!A stays true to the above tropes and has the asari kick all sorts of ass and the human simply try to not die. - Fred