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The combination of vulgarity and (shall we say) informed opinion on the hijacked @msnbcheadlines tweets is a fascinating hot mess.

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{just because amen} RT @Magpiemusing: @veronimitch Twitter is immune to irony, not to mention hyperbole.

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{3rd post read today citing low clout + higher stats than mine} RT @rockdrool: you can take clout + influence, shove it http://www.rockanddrool.com/

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Thanks @bostonmama79 @Soulprncs2 @goodLifeEats for reminding me ab @OldNavyOfficial for kids' clothes! Will try there + @tjmaxx first thing.

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{explains why Olive cries "Waah, ya'll!"} RT @LamazeOnline: Babies Cry With an Accent, Study Finds @http://abcnews.go.com/Health...

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http://www.blognosh.com/ fabulousness? It's all her lately! RT @playgroupie: Doing a bit o' work on @BlogNoshMag. Well, actually a LOT of work.

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Any good discounts/ deals on children's clothes today? Need to buy boys' long sleeve shirts. Always caught off guard by Gulf Coast winter.

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RT @kikarose: Spending afternoon promoting the @TinyPrints big Talent Search contest! Have you submitted a picture yet? http://tinyprints.promotionexpert.com/talents...

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http://twitpic.com/oei7e This @gracobaby SnugGlider car seat swing should be next to "genius" in dictionary. Keeps baby asleep after ride!

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Dear line-cutters, the go-ahead from 12th person in line does not equal permission from 13th- 27th. Seriously. Love, 16th.

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RT @audible_com: Download of @tferriss' 4-Hour Work Week FREE for our followers! Get it now at audible.com/4hour. Ends 11/17.

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{congrats and man am I jealous!} RT @bloomingmarv: is officially writing for a real live newspaper! How'd this happen? :-)

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Consecutive tweets complaining of being broke THEN envy of friend's paid writing gig. Hm. Maybe I should TRY to write professionally, huh?

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Stealing from Peter to pay Paul. Both of them are being jackasses about it.

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Tried to be responsible and update old desktop. Instead got the "Windows is missing or corrupt" result. Total FAIL. All lost. Need new PC!

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Whew. 1st day to be in charge of school drop-off & pick-up again post-baby. Whew. Did I mention whew?

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@AmazingGreis I haven't even SEEN most of our photos bc I've just been tweeting from phone while nursing. Ack! I'll get there. Soon-ish.

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@herbadmother You don't sleep, you lose ability to shame. I don't sleep, I shake my shame finger like a Polaroid picture.

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@herbadmother Ooh is this where we dictate what you write on YOUR blog?! BTW this is where I'd obsess over how to shame them re ignorance.

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@RobinPregnancy Ooh, I'm watching the HBO series on DVD. Mindless middle-of-the-night nursing entertainment. No clue ab True Blood books.

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Fave way I'm passing my "awake 21hrs" days? 100% obsessed w True Blood. Watched 1st season set in 2 nights. Marry me, Bill.

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Watching WifeSwap (I know!). Kids under 10 shouldn't be allowed at rule change ceremony. Too stressful!

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And yes, these are my fascinating postpartum tweets. Less than 3hrs sleep, you can't be picky.

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@piperoflove It was a Google alert from you that reminded me! This is why GoBloMeMoFo is ideal for me. Slacking since 2007, baby.

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Whoops. It's GoBloMeMoFo time already! My lazy blogger's answer to NaBloPoMo, this year w even more lazy. Apparently.

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Hm @overflowinbrain, @alliworthington makes my "Save the Bunny, Save the Blog" badges ea yr. Maybe I should open the field this 3rd year?

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Wonderwall - http://www.blognosh.com/2009...

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Leah Giberson: Artists Who Blog - http://www.blognosh.com/2009...

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{ideal ? for me, too} RT @RealLifeSarah How do y'all feel ab shorter posts made into a series, rather than telling the whole story in one?

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These small hours... http://www.velveteenmind.com/velvete... (baby post + our real names... just for you)

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