Can't stop laughing. Did you see that NYTimes infographic showing how nonemployed people spend their time? It's for an absolute time zone. Here are screenshots for how many people are sleeping at "10pm", one if you're viewing from the Eastern time zone and one for Hawaiian-Aleutian time zone.
When your insane childhood friend posts a pic on FB saying "Merry Christmas!" and they are posing with a 1-3 month old infant and quite thin baby mama(??), neither of which they've ever mentioned on FB or otherwise.