My parents received a robocall encouraging them to vote early, but it's Halloween-themed, so it's Dracula and then he wants them to vote a straight Republican ticket. And I can't tell if it's a joke? A surreptitious Democratic Party ad? Or if the Republicans are truly owning up to being inhuman and draining the lifeblood of the working class.
DEAR NYTIMES, SHE CALLED THE FUCKING *CDC* BEFORE GETTING ON THE PLANE (BECAUSE SHE'S A FUCKING *NURSE*) AND SHE WAS CLEARED TO FLY. SO CHECK YOUR STORY BEFORE MAKING IT SOUND LIKE SHE'S AN IDIOT. LOVE, MEG
After carding me at the liquor store, the cashier said, "You don't look 39!" I'm not 39 (no offense to the 39-year-olds in the crowd). I said, "You don't either!" She said, "I'm 20. My mom is 39. I'm going to be so sad when she turns 40 because then she'll be really old." Yeah. "Have a great night!" I said.