Yo dawg, I herd you like to take pics of people while they aren't watching, so I took a pic while you weren't watching while you were taking a pic of that girl when she wasn't watching, so you can be stalked while you stalk.
- Josh Haley
"The worm apparently jumps out of the sand and kills people by spitting concentrated acid or shooting lightning from its rectum over long distances, NZPA reports. (Seriously.)"
- Melissa Maskevich
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im slightly freaked the hell out about ticks lately because a couple friends just got lyme disease in the hamptons, and im there every weekend this summer, do you think people in my summer share would think i was a crazy pant if i doused the lawn in this? haha, but really
- Melissa Maskevich
Or, you could put hair from the barbershop in some old stockings and hang them in the trees. Old farmers' trick my dad told me about.
- ha3rvey (doink doink)
are you kidding me, the real ha3rvey? crazy... yeah, that would go over grrrrrrreat at the share house hahahha..
- Melissa Maskevich
I'm serious! :) That's what my dad said they used to do to keep the deer out of their watermelons. The deer smell all the different hair and think there are a lot of people.
- ha3rvey (doink doink)