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Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
OMG! I just had to clamp my hand over my mouth super-tight so I didn't coffee-spit on my keyboard! Then I had a coughing fit. SO WORTH IT. - Melly
Shannon - GlassMistress
The wedding cake was delivered last night. It slipped in the car and needed massive repair - hooray for dimly lit banquet halls. I still have to stack it, pipe the seams, and add the peacocks and feathers (yes, really - peacocks). That cake was in all my dreams last night and it NEVER got finished. I'm going to be glad when its done!
You are AMAZING! - Melly
Amazingly stupid! Cant tell you how many times I've said this is the last wedding cake ever! LOL - Shannon - GlassMistress
Also. It dawned on me that by agreeing to do it I should just do it and quit bitching. Really. So my apologies for all the whining. - Shannon - GlassMistress
You've not been whining, just letting off creative steam! All the best for the final touches! - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
Oh gawd, no steam, please! Walked into the venue last night - its a tired old country club - and when you enter the banquet room you have to go around a bus tub on the floor that water is dripping into from the ceiling. Seems the AC died yesterday afternoon. The cake was sweating worse than I was. I dont know what I'll do if its still down today! - Shannon - GlassMistress
My office -> Why Your Office Is Freezing In The Summer
My office -> Why Your Office Is Freezing In The Summer
In summer, on the weekends, Josh complains about how hot the house is because he's been in a freezing office all week! - Melly
If you raise my office temp to 77F, I'm going home! No way would I be more productive. - Sucker DJ LB
The best candy shop a child can be left alone in, is the library. -
Hahaha! - Melly
I'm not in the habit of leaving my kids alone anywhere, even the library, but I've been tempted... ;o) - Melly
We have unattended children policies for a reason. :) - Katy S
Ken Morley
The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle -
One of my favorites by Murakami. Hope you enjoy it! - Jenny H. from Android
I have Murakami's latest on my "to read" list, but I'm wondering if there's an earlier novel I should read first? - Melly
I started with Kafka on the Shore, but I love pretty much everything he's written, except 1Q84. Hard-boiled Wonderland and the End of the World is also fantastic. (I'm totally a Murakami fangirl.) - Jenny H. from Android
"Kafka on the Shore" and "Norwegian Wood" are my favorites so far :) - Eivind
This #sickbedbuddy wriggles and talks too much, but doesn't leave fur on the pillow or try to sleep on…
This #sickbedbuddy wriggles and talks too much, but doesn't leave fur on the pillow or try to sleep on…
She's getting so big now. - Spidra Webster
She sure is! - Melly
Emily (talking to an imaginary friend): Do you want cake? Do you want cake? DO YOU WANT CAKE??!!!!" #fb
Either her imaginary friend is hard of hearing or ignoring her. - Melly
Hehe, but at least she is sharing. :) - Stephan Planken from iPhone
The cake was made of wooden blocks ^_^ - Melly
The cake was a lie? - Amit Patel
Her imaginary friend also could have been droning on and on about the merits of pie. - April Russo
IT'S THAT OR DEATH! - Brent Schaus from FFHound!
Big Joe Silence
just did a Google image search for "thumbtack" and it came back with almost all pushpin shots. WTF? is it really THAT difficult to call something by the correct name? GAH!! *IMPOTENT RAGE*
this misuse of terminology has been a pet peeve of mine for several decades. sad, i know. - Big Joe Silence
thumbtack, pushpin, can't we all just get along! :P to be honest though i confuse the two in my head all of the time. - Sir Shuping is just sir
what-! you-! *foams at mouth* - Big Joe Silence
Oh, you mean a drawing pin? - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
I've always called them thumb tracks, but Office Works lumps them all together as drawing pins! - Melly
@WOH: the flat-headed short ones? - Big Joe Silence
@Melly: I KNOW! *clenches fists and bellows at sky* - Big Joe Silence
Victor Ganata
So I tried that thing where you type "[your name] is" into the Google search box and see what autocomplete comes up with, and my favorite is "Victor is the real monster"
Life is a soap opera. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
Among mine is: "Brent is Manila" :) - Brent Schaus
"Betsy is broken." - Betsy
"Jaclyn is a soccer goalie" (She is? Ah, looks to be a widely copied probability question). - Jaclyn aka spamgirl
Auto complete gave me nothing. :/ - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart from Android
Oops: misunderstood the instructions, left off the "is." Even so, after "is that you" it's mostly Disney stuff, I guess because there's an "is" in Disney. - Walt Crawford
I was rewatching Who Framed Roger Rabbit and I giggled at "Walt sent me." - Betsy
not an alien, gay, awesome, a garden gnome - Greg GuitarBuster
I'm likely to leave the store. - Marie
I'm cooking. - Lisa L. Seifert from iPhone
I get nothing either, it corrects my name to "Melissa" - Melly
Corrects my name to "curtis" and then I get "curtis is on the case", "curtis is booger", "curtis is a" and "jade curtiss is awesome" (the only one that keeps my name spelled the way it should be). - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
kevin is love kevin is life - Kevin Johnson
Holly's favorite Anna
*choke* - Melly
Reminds me of a photo I saw the other day of a price tag for "Hello Kitty Eats Her V" (I'm assuming the rest of that last word was supposed to be "egetables"). - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
RT @seanparnell: What a disgrace - no words .. "@JenBrockie: Australian couple leaves Down Syndrome baby with Thai surrogate"
RT @seanparnell: What a disgrace - no words .. "@JenBrockie: Australian couple leaves Down Syndrome baby with Thai surrogate" - Melly
RT @the_chronicle_: Police west of Toowoomba find baby crocodile stowed away in truck
RT @the_chronicle_: Police west of Toowoomba find baby crocodile stowed away in truck
Melly you were trying to get a new pet weren't you? - Sir Shuping is just sir
STRAYA! - Melly from FFHound!
RT @markdistef: "Majestic Sky Penis" Spotted In Skies Above Britain (h/t @TheNTNews)
RT @markdistef: "Majestic Sky Penis" Spotted In Skies Above Britain (h/t @TheNTNews)
It's so beautiful. What does it mean??? - Steve C
Lie back and think of England... - Spidra Webster
Spidra wins. - Melly from FFHound!
I could use some cheering up. Anybody got some silly jokes or videos to share?
Hello! I'm here to make your Monday suck less. - Betsy
Q: Who cleans up the ocean? A: The mermaid. - Katy S
Fainting goats (an oldie but goodie): - Jaclyn aka spamgirl
Three guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. - Hookuh Tinypants
The Past, the Present, and the Future walk into a bar. It was tense. - Betsy
Did you see the new tacky video from Wierd Al? - Joe
Pretty good. Keep em coming. - Marie
How do you feel about Comic Sans? - Joe
Q: What happened to the frog that parked illegally? A: He was toad away. - Katy S
Q: What is a baby's favourite constellation? A: The Big Diaper! - Big Joe Silence
Q: What kinds of pants do clouds wear? A: THUNDERWEAR! - Big Joe Silence
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogie in it. - Big Joe Silence
Q: What's a duck's favourite afternoon snack? A: Cheese and quackers! - Big Joe Silence
Q: What do you call a faerie who doesn't like to bathe? A: Stinker Bell! - Big Joe Silence
You could listen to new Weird Al: - Brian Johns
Did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into the bra? - Janet
Knock knock! Who's there? I done up. - Melly
This makes me laugh every time. - Ken Morley
LOL - Marie
happy birthday. is that cheery? - Stephan!e•CogSc!L!brar!an
I love this thread. I just referred back to it for a friend's birthday, and it still makes me laugh. - Stephan!e•CogSc!L!brar!an
here's one from Friend's Facebook wall: A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7 and 2." - Stephan!e•CogSc!L!brar!an
^ HA! - Marie
Stephan Planken
Stephan - I thought you liked me *sulks* - Heleninstitches
I couldn't resist. :-) Please accept my sincere apologies, Helen, you are a wonderful person. - Stephan Planken from iPhone
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa! - Melly
While a liquid soap dispenser is very convenient, a good old solid bar of soap is a much ‘greener’ option, as it’s more concentrated and doesn’t require a plastic bottle. But squishy, wet soap bars next to the basin are a pain, and they harbour bacteria too. So, what to do? Young designer Nathalie Stämpfli has come up with a very satisfactory... -
While a liquid soap dispenser is very convenient, a good old solid bar of soap is a much ‘greener’ option, as it’s more concentrated and doesn’t require a plastic bottle. But squishy, wet soap bars next to the basin are a pain, and they harbour bacteria too. So, what to do? Young designer Nathalie Stämpfli has come up with a very satisfactory solution with her Soap Flakes soap holder. It takes an ordinary bar of soap, and shaves off tiny soap flakes every time you want to wash your hands.
Love this idea! - Melly
I love it too! - Yvonne from FFHound!
Sucker DJ LB
What's the deal with dishes and laundry? Why can't they ever stop, at least for a little while?!
Washed the sheets, and Mr. B helped me remake the bed. Did a load of clothes; still need to fold and put away. Emptied/refilled/ran dishwasher. Gathered trash and recycling. Took time out to watch a movie and take a short nap. - Sucker DJ LB
I currently have no dirty dishes. but I know that won't last. - ellbeecee
oh look. It didn't. - ellbeecee
I folded the clothes, but I haven't made it back to the dishwasher yet. - Sucker DJ LB from Android
THEY'RE RELENTLESS! I only need to wash a couple of loads today, but I have at least half a dozen baskets of folding to catch up on, and a sink of dishes. UGH. - Melly
bennybucko: Sleeping Beauty and her sleepy toys. -
Sleeping Beauty and her sleepy toys.
Beautiful though she is, she doesn't look very sleepy ;-) - Heleninstitches
She had been pretending to sleep, but as soon as the saw a camera... - Melly
RT @7newsbrisbane: Police smash a car window to rescue a baby as her parents shopped. #7NewsQ
RT @7newsbrisbane: Police smash a car window to rescue a baby as her parents shopped. #7NewsQ
Crime Watch says the baby was 7 months old and was in the car for at least 40 minutes :o/ - Melly
Ugh. They deliberately left her in there because she was asleep and went inside to shop with their other child. - Melly
Unacceptable. >.< - Jenny H. from Android
♫ Der Kommissar - After The Fire #NowPlaying
♫ Der Kommissar - After The Fire #NowPlaying
This one's especially for Barry. - Melly
Worst shows on tv but you still watch them....
Falling Skies - Janet
The Secret Life of the American Teenager - Melly
RT @stayathomemum: What I learn from cooking shows:
RT @stayathomemum: What I learn from cooking shows:
Truth. Except, in gourmet, the portion would be half that size. :P - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
And priced at least four times the cost of the ingredients ;o) - Melly
I relate to numbers 3, 7, 14, 24, 25 and 28! - Melly
Monique Judge
It's my birthday!! 🎂
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MO! - MoTO: Tufted Coqeutte
Happy HAPPY - WarLord
happy birthday :) - Pete
Happy Birthday!!! - Katy S from iPhone
Happy bday! - holly #ravingfangirl
Happy Birthday!!! - vicster: full-bodied
Happy Birthday! - Jessie
Happy birthday! - Victor Ganata from iPhone
Happy birthday :) - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
Happy birthday! - John (bird whisperer)
Happy birthday, gorgeous! :D - Jennifer Dittrich
Happy Birthday, Momo! - Bren from iPhone
Happy birthday! - Jed
Happy birthday! - Corinne L
Happy Birthday! - Mo Kargas
Happy birthday!! I hope it's fabulous! - RudĩϐЯaЯïan
Happy Birthday, Monique. - Eric Logan from FFHound!
Happiest Momo Day, dear friend!!! I'm so glad you were born! You pretty much rock and should keep rockin' it. Hard. I love you. I mean it. xoxox - Lisa L. Seifert from iPhone
Thank you everyone! - Monique Judge
happy bday superwoman - Steve C
A very happy birthday to you! - Galadriel C. from Android
Happy birthday, Momo! - Anne Bouey
Happy birthday and many more, dear. - LB's Bubba. The other 1
Happy birthday - mimsin
Happy birthday. <3 - Alix May
happy bday! - imabonehead
Happy birthday! - Stephan Planken from iPhone
Happy birthday! - Betsy from FFHound(roid)!
Happy Birthday Momo! xx - Melly
Thank you all! You are an amazing group of people, and I love you. 😍 😍 😍 - Monique Judge from Android
An Awkward Meeting for $10 via @wootshirt @bennybucko
An Awkward Meeting for $10 via @wootshirt @bennybucko
Ordered for both Josh and Josiah! - Melly
ohawkguy: the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook. -
I just gave away half my "collection" of notebooks, but some I could not part with. - Betsy
Wait, only 10 other notebooks? >.> - Heather
Yep :( - Amit Patel
I have less than 10 at the moment Heather, but only due to lack of space!!!! - Melly
But what else will Jesse write our love story in? - Heleninstitches
Who what? - Melly
Darn it, why did I think Jesse? It's Noah! - Heleninstitches
Oh, yes!!!! - Melly
RT @stayathomemum: How early do your kids get up?
RT @stayathomemum: How early do your kids get up?
HAHAHA This was me until last year. So glad they sleep in now. - Anika
My kids rarely wake before 7am, but I'm a 2am - 10am sleeper, so that's still early for me ;) - Melly
Yeah. For us, we had to wake up early on school days in order to get the kids up & moving (which was a nigh impossible task with Thing 2, who needed to be awakened at least 6 times before he'd actually get out of bed on a school morning). Then, on weekends, Thing 2 would be up around 5 a.m., bouncing off the walls, every freakin' time. - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
A woman was abducted at gunpoint in my suburb this morning O.O
Yikes o_O - Jennifer Dittrich
She got let out on the side of the highway about 40 minutes out of town. - Melly
Wtf. How disturbing. - Lnorigb from FFHound!
good lord! noah is the size of a horse! - Sir Shuping is just sir
That he is! He's actually lost weight, too. - Melly
He climbed on my chest in bed the other night. I whispered to my husband "It was nice knowing you." - Melly
he...he lost weight?? how much did he weigh before? the size of a small ogre? - Sir Shuping is just sir
He was almost 18lbs. - Melly
Now he's about 16 1/2. - Melly
I love him. - Meg VMeg
you should rent him out as a bodyguard - Sir Shuping is just sir
He is the brute squad! - Great Scott! Snow!
He tried to smother me in bed this morning under the guise of "morning snuggles". - Melly
no, no, no it's not smothering. he's just trying to help you sleep better. or at least that's what terror tells me when he does it - Sir Shuping is just sir
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