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Why did I just get an email about ride-on tractors?
Someone wants to plow your field? - Johnny from iPhone
Dig a trench? - Uli - Sent to Coventry
Cause you need one - Sir Shuping is just sir from FFHound(roid)!
Bloom Shadow Liner in Emerald Green - finally a liner I can apply without stuffing up! Though this… http://instagram.com/p...
Bloom Shadow Liner in Emerald Green - finally a liner I can apply without stuffing up! Though this… http://instagram.com/p/ZaPjkxmy2S/
I'm growing my eyebrows out so I can get them properly shaped. - Headless Gnad Kicker
My nose also looks massive in this picture. What a difference a frame can make. - Headless Gnad Kicker
Didn't notice your nose as I was staring at your eyes, pretty lady. - Tamara J.
I'll grow mine out so nobody sees the wrinkles around my eyes. - Uli - Sent to Coventry
Takes one to know one, Tam Tam! - Headless Gnad Kicker
I thought your nose looked small. - John (bird whisperer)
I really liked the tea I just tried (strawberries & cream), but it's given me horrible heartburn. Woes.
Aw, phooey. - Kirsten
I getting old. - Headless Gnad Kicker
bull butter. - Uli - Sent to Coventry
Well, I probably can't be considered a spring chicken any more. - Headless Gnad Kicker
you're all of what...29? :-D - Uli - Sent to Coventry
You're good for my ego. - Headless Gnad Kicker
Need to get up & take drugs for my migraine but I'm in so much pain I don't want to move :o/
**hugs** - Jennifer Dittrich from FFHound!
Send the cat! - Stephan Planken from iPhone
Ha! That cat is useless at doing my bidding. He was curled up with me, snoring ^_^ I finally got up when Emily's cries of "Hungry! Hungry!" became more painful than my head. - Headless Gnad Kicker
I hear you. Usually we don't get to lay down any time of day either until Things One and Two are asleep. They'll make sure of it. :) - Stephan Planken from iPhone
I would have just let her help herself to a snack but she can't reach the pantry door yet ;o) - Headless Gnad Kicker
Someone wanted a "cuggle". http://instagram.com/p...
Someone wanted a "cuggle". http://instagram.com/p/ZaO7Dwmy17/
I want snuggles with Cheer Bear and Em. <3 - Tamara J. from FFHound(roid)!
Come on over, there's plenty to go around! :oD - Headless Gnad Kicker
Emily: *whine whine whine* Me: What's wrong, baby? Emily: I sad. #fb
D'awwwww.... - Uli - Sent to Coventry
I hope she's not getting Josiah's cold, she's been a bit clingy this afternoon. - Headless Gnad Kicker
Damn kids turning their nose up at the tastiest dinner I've made in ages *grumpgrump*
RT @laura_nainby: I'm selling these at a market stall tomorrow. Want one? Now is your chance! http://twitpic.com/cr5f18
RT @laura_nainby: I'm selling these at a market stall tomorrow. Want one? Now is your chance! http://twitpic.com/cr5f18
RT @michaelwhitney: Wow, the Japanese have a word for "the act of buying books and not reading them, leaving them to pile up": tsundoku http://t.co/Rn1S3ERoem
RT @michaelwhitney: Wow, the Japanese have a word for "the act of buying books and not reading them, leaving them to pile up": tsundoku http://t.co/Rn1S3ERoem
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RT @stayathomemum: Help support @PANDA_NATIONAL so we can get more help for mums with #PND http://www.stayathomemum.com.au/guest-b... #SAHM #mums #millionmums
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Having an interesting "conversation" with someone in the comments of a newspaper article (I know, I know). They stated that the Pill and condoms were 100% effective at preventing pregnancies when used correctly. I asked him where he got his figures from. His answer - "Personal experience".
He then said to me "So why did you get pregnant? Operator error. Better luck next time." - Headless Gnad Kicker
I replied "How did I get pregnant? I stopped taking the Pill, tracked my menstrual cycles, and made sure I had intercourse during ovulation." - Headless Gnad Kicker
I have a lotto number generator I would like to sell him - Johnny from iPhone
Since it was an article about the scrapping of the baby bonus, I think he assumes I am a single mother who ended up pregnant after my contraceptive device failed. THROUGH MY OWN FAULT, OF COURSE. - Headless Gnad Kicker
Ask him if he's been tested for impotence before he gets too confident. Make him think. - Bill Mason
HOW IS BABBY FORMED? - Johnny
I'd rather ask him if he's been tested for stupidity. - Headless Gnad Kicker
I have a feeling my comment won't get approved because I used words like menstrual and ovulation. Even if it does get published, he'll probably accuse me of getting pregnant on purpose just to cash in on the baby bonus. - Headless Gnad Kicker
Because I totally did. Can't you see my plasma tv from there? - Headless Gnad Kicker
Oh, kudos to The Chronicle, they published my comment. - Headless Gnad Kicker
Em just sat on the potty fully-clothed, said "Wee wee wee", stood up, looked in it, and asked "Where's the wee?" #fb
RT @stayathomemum: WIN a Tontine SleepAngel + WIN a GLAD Goody Bag + Top SAHM Posts + Recipe of the Week + Mum e-cards + plus more! - http://t.co/kv3QJG3BIR
RT @toowoombarc: Contrary to a particular report today, ratepayers will NOT be slugged with a new pest and weed levy... http://t.co/h3HBJ7wPHU
Sooo impressed with my very first Bella Box! Can't wait to TRY ALL THE THINGS. Thanks @bellaboxaus ! #fb
It doesn't matter what articles get posted on the SAHM website/FB page, SOMEONE will have a problem with it. An article about cord blood donation? Nooooo, you get shat on by all those who believe delayed clamping is better. Breast feeding? People who bottle feed get butt hurt. Bottle feeding? Breastfeeding advocates go to town.
Biscuits? OMG SUGAR!!111!! How to store meat? Yuck that picture of raw meat makes me feel sick, can you take it down? - Headless Gnad Kicker
A personal story by someone who, after exhuasting all other options, chose to put their child on Ritalin? Oh you took the easy way out, your child is just badly behaved/eats the wrong foods, blah blah blah. - Headless Gnad Kicker
Opinions are like assholes. This is the only thing that gets me down in my job. Thankfully, we have mostly wonderfully supportive fans who appreciate the time and effort that goes into researching and writing articles and running a business. - Headless Gnad Kicker
In my groups, it's always the same 5 people, so it's easy to ignore them. - Anika
Only problem is this is my job, I have read all the comments and moderate them :o/ - Headless Gnad Kicker
I spend a lot of time rolling my eyes ;o) - Headless Gnad Kicker
Facebook actually deleted on of our posts AND banned our social media manager from FB for 12 hours because someone complained about a picture we posted. I'll see if I can find it. - Headless Gnad Kicker
It's always, always been that way in online parenting groups. I don't envy you, Melly. - Starmama from FFHound(roid)!
Oh, that's rough. I don't envy you either. I got tired of the women in my FB group and stopped visiting. - Anika
Can't find it. It was a funny/OMG picture of a toddler who had been put down for a nap, but had then pooped, taken of their diaper/nappy, painted the room with their poop, then fallen asleep on the floor. Most people were "YES, this has happened to me, I can so relate!" but others were all "GROSS, that person is a neglectful parent, someone should call DOCS." - Headless Gnad Kicker
And yeah, someone reported it, Nicole got banned, and had to make another FB account so she could do her job during the ban. - Headless Gnad Kicker
The moms are vicious. - Meg V. Meg
The perks of my job outweigh any negatives though. It does come with the territory, but sometimes I wish more people would subscribe to "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all." - Headless Gnad Kicker
^ Although if that were the case, I probably wouldn't have a job. Ha! - Headless Gnad Kicker
I AM AN IDIOT. That is all. #fb
Bull Butter. - Uli - Sent to Coventry
You are NOT. THAT is all. - Mary B: #TeamMonique from iPhone
I'm 36, will I ever learn that it's a bad idea to stay up late on a school night? - Headless Gnad Kicker from FFHound!
You are the mother of a toddler and a kitten, though, so casual observers may be forgiven for their misinterpretation. Don't you fall into their trap. - Mary B: #TeamMonique from iPhone
Oh baby, then we're ALL idiots. - MoTO #TeamMonique
if that makes us idiots then everyone out there is an idiot. except for that one dude that pisses everyone off by being a robot - Sir Shuping is just sir
How late is late? - Jason - The Opaque from Android
Midnight. Alarm goes off 6:40am, I started work at 8am. I got a reprieve though - Josiah has a cold and is staying home from school, so I didn't have to do the morning rush :oD - Headless Gnad Kicker
Coffee to the rescue! *airdrops coffee in biplane* - Mo Kargas
YOU HAVE A BIPLANE!? THAT IS SO COOL! - MoTO #TeamMonique from Android
And a rakish scarf and goggles - Mo Kargas
You know what would look really good Mo? AN IMPERIAL WALKERS FLAG! - Headless Gnad Kicker
$4 a ticket. I'll cover postage world wide! - Johnny from iPhone
Both my boys have yucky colds. The little one is staying home today but the big one isn't because he's a stubborn so-and-so. #fb
26 Everyday Occurrences In Australia - http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesome...
26 Everyday Occurrences In Australia
26 Everyday Occurrences In Australia
THis is hilarious. I'm on my way. - Uli - Sent to Coventry
That emu picture freaks me out. I'm petrified of them. - Headless Gnad Kicker
Ahh, the emu is just the cuddly version of the cassowary - Mo Kargas
And the Cassowary is really really really scary! - Xabaras (G.O.)
The cassowary is a thing of my nightmares. - Headless Gnad Kicker
I'd heard of the cassowary, but had no idea how dangerous they are. A quick view of a YouTube video convinced me! http://www.youtube.com/watch... - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
That first photo of the emu is really creepy. The emu that's photobombing the llama/alpaca is hilarious, though. - DAMMIT, MR. NOODLE
Josiah said something funny earlier but it doesn't translate well into a written post, so I might have to make a video.
Emily is putting sunglasses on the cat. #fb
Well how else is a cool cat sposed to get his shades on? Cool cat's got be cool, and ain't got any thumbs! - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Josiah: I'm going to marry Lucy when I grow up.
Me: I thought you were going to marry Skye? - Headless Gnad Kicker
Josiah: I keep changing my mind! - Headless Gnad Kicker
Me: Well, Skye wants to marry you. Does Lucy want to marry you? - Headless Gnad Kicker
Josiah: No, but I just think she is so beautiful. - Headless Gnad Kicker
Move to Utah. :-) - Uli - Sent to Coventry
I don't think she's all that cute, but I think that's because I have the most adorable little girl in the world and nobody else can compare ^_^ - Headless Gnad Kicker
Need a qualified babysitter in T'ba? We have a voucher going in our auction, current bid only $10. https://www.facebook.com/photo...
Need a qualified babysitter in T'ba? We have a voucher going in our auction, current bid only $10. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=458436974239447&set=a.458077664275378.1073741827.427114870704991&type=3&theater
I need a clone. The litter box needs scooping but I don't dare leave the chicken unattended in the kitchen. #lifewithcats #fb
I also need to pee. - Headless Gnad Kicker
Locked the cat in the bedroom so I could pee, hahaha. - Headless Gnad Kicker
Reasons why I love my job #572 When they need someone to take a shift on short notice, I can put my hand up even if I have both kids and Josh is still at work. No need to find a babysitter etc. :oD
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