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Somewhere a guy is daydreaming about surgically grafting on a waggable tail. This Burning Man tix deal affects us all. Ok, it doesn't.
MSNBC EXCLUSIVE: Obama's Black DNA Blames Broken Promises on Obama's White DNA. #RaceWarTableForOne
Not to sound all paranoid or anything but has anyone else noticed a sharp decline in the amount of 7 layer dip at parties? Conspiracy yo.
Its all super fun now but don't be shocked when these "ANONYMOUS" hacks are used to justify heavy handed STATE control of your internets.
From now on, when anyone wants to talk politics, save your time & open with: "YOU ARE JUST LIKE HITLER, YOU RACIST!" Then go get a sandwich.
Just watching Dr. Drew lecture a mom for letting her 4 year old girl dress up like a whore & dance on HIS show. Who needs jokes anymore?
"My car won't start." "What color is it?" Progressive mechanics.
"Hey my car won't start." "What color is it?" Crap, my mechanic is a Progressive.
Listen, I fully support you "men" shaving off your beards, but hey, would it kill ya to finish up with some eyelashes, fishnets and heels?
Ok so Josh Brolin as George Bush in the movie "W" looks exactly like Rick Perry. There is a joke in there somewhere. Actually 2 jokes.
Ok, It's lovely that you still LOOOOVE your 80's heroes despite their bloated creeky bones, WE GET IT, YOU USED TO BE COOL! Now shut up.
I bet there is an orphan in Africa bragging about how he was "almost" adopted by Brad & Angelina. DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS!? Dick.
We all know you posted that link to that charity without donating shit. We're on to you. Merry Xmas assholes.
figure out how I can't is supposed to go together. this fucking IKEA joke,
Celebrity Rehab would be like 8 times better if it was run like a petting zoo. Also, "Petting Zoo" would be a crappy name for a brothel.
I think it's cool that these dudes are comfortable enough with their own sexuality to call their band Indigo Girls.
Blignorance: The blissful fog in which you swim moments before you combine two words & realize you're more like Gary Busey than you hoped.
Pets In Need (2/5) - http://www.yelp.com/biz...
"I got my dog Butterface nearly ten years ago from this place. I love her to death, best dog I ever had etc.. but i was just thinking how condescending the staff was the day I got her. They treated…"
- merkley???
Athena - ZZZ??? Noodle Balls on a tray. Real talk. http://www.flickr.com/photos...
Pretending to work is exhausting. http://www.flickr.com/photos...
Merkley???, San Francisco Ca (October 2008) - http://www.flickr.com/photos...
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Cafe Divis (4/5) - http://www.yelp.com/biz...
"Holy shit I have a new favorite local sandwich. My friend just delivered it to me and it was so good I had to call to get the name of it so I could Yelp about it. It's called "The Italiano"…"
- merkley???
I like to pretend everyone in the obituaries worked at the same Walmart & left tons of snacks in the break room fridge 4 some lucky bastard.
"I feel out of the loop" #ThingsYouMightNotWantToMentionToYourHangman
"I feel out of the loop" #ThingsYouMightNotWantToMentionToYourHangman
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