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RT @mozhganjoon: I'm so happy I need an ambulance.
I just made up the word VaJayLo. Use it as often, and carelessly as you will.
If Va J. Lo makes you uncomfortable, go ahead and use the Christian version VaJennifer.
Sometimes I like 2 go on Craigslist & look in the free stuff, find someone w free dirt or sheetrock & send an email that says "Whoa, NICE!!"
Bar Review: Morac 16th near Valencia. Apparently there is a bridge and tunnel that goes all the way to India.
I just accidentally pronounced "breakdown" as 'break-a-dawn"Yep, I know, it really ain't fair that I'm so naturally O.G. ....or russian.
The Unsettling Truth About Life - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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Yup. That's me. RT @dfltr: @merkley is ths SBTV comment rlly U? http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog...
I don't want to meet the people who didn't like "Where The Wild Things Are." Absolutely BEAUTIFUL film. Ten Thumbs Up.
Say you placed a $10 bet that I wasn't eating a 1/2 inch thick slice of cheddar slathered w/ ranch. Well, you'd be a bigger loser than me.
Whenever people mention Anne Frank I always think Helen Keller but never the other way around. I think I'm Awkward-Semitic.
I've Discovered Something Amazing! - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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Yesterday I watched all 18 episodes of Sons of Anarchy. Just now I mopped the kitchen without sweeping first. It's related.
Spectacles for Humans (5/5) - http://www.yelp.com/biz...
"I have a collection of over 200 pairs of vintage sunglasses so when i broke a lens Larry David style yesterday on my vintage PERSOLS i went to lenscrafters, which belongs to the same company that owns…"
- merkley???
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Qaddafi? Lybian? Ok I'm looking at his clammy dead face flapping around right now and I'm pretty sure they meant Qaddaver & Labian.
Oh I looked Death in the face alright, lemme tell ya, "Death" might wanna consider waving that scythe at a few dozen superfluous nose hairs.
In America there are only TWO political parties, the one to which you belong and the other one, you know, the NAZIS!
I'm glad that ALL Americans finally agree that a NAZI is any person with whom you disagree politically. THAT'S UNITY RIGHT THERE!
OK celebrities, break over. Twitter is getting BORING. Please resume dying.
I'm pretty sure the chief Prawn in District 9 was Samuel Jackson. Maybe cuz it's eyes were 2 ft. apart. Couldda been Oprah I spose.
"Can you even see with those SUNGLASSES in this dark bar?" "NO, Thank god. And they're called IGNORANCE-IS-BLISS-GLASSES™"
Young Philosophy Student: "I'm a nihalist" Middle Aged Capitalist: "Put that on a t-shirt spelled just like that."
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