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Things you shouldn't have to explain:
How to find a guide to the guides to the literature. - Joe
how to spell your name - Iain Baker
How to achieve peace in the Israeli--Palestinian conflict - Todd Hoff
Estimating the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. - Joe
*wanders past, banging coconuts* - Iain Baker
:) - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
I would prescribe something for Victor's sleep deprivation, but I'm not a prescriptionist.
Just wait till OKCupid gets in the Uber game; nightmare complete.
Isn't location-based matchmaking via an app... Tinder? - Andrew C (✔) from Android
Not EVERYONE on tinder has a car. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
Some people want love and a dependable pickup / drop-off all in one package. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
The last place you look, that's where it always is.
Not for me. After I have found something, I keep looking for it just so I can refute such logic. :^) - Friar Will
^ :-) - Brian Johns
5 minutes. FIVE MINUTES before the ending.
Enough Said. Literally, I guess. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
The butler did it. - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
:( That's horrible! - Anne Bouey
Indeed. Damn butler. - Eivind from Android
Ello is optimized for Android Chrome the same way Val Kilmer is optimized for a Top Secret! prequel.
BTW, my analogy generator broken after spitting out this gem. RIP, ol' friend. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
Your analogy generator broke? That's like when ... when... it's like... DAMN - Stephen Mack
LOL - Jenny H. from Android
I can't explain my rage at not being able to scroll the page to see what I'm typing in the gotdamn box to make a post. - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart from Android
^ Yup. - Micah
RT @josephmagnuson: Not one damn thing. #startrek
RT @josephmagnuson: Not one damn thing. #startrek
If you're not the Ron Burgundy mashup customer -- guess what, you're the Ron Burgundy mashup product!
Oh Micah... - Jenny H. from Android
The "j" in ello is silent. #FunFact
(but you already know this if you're keeping on top of my ello feed). - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
That's me facing down the corn maze.
*shudders* - Tamara J. B.
Follow the screams. - Todd Hoff
Nope. - Marie
See, I just figure I'll run into old Black Sox players. - Spidra Webster
"He wants you too, Malachai." - Stephen Mack from iPhone
Really interesting read, a actually: - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
As one commenter notes, there is indeed a lightbulb here in Livermore that's been burning for considerably more than a century (with a couple of very brief interruptions)--but if it's 60W, it's the dimmest 60W lightbulb in the world. Which may be connected to the lifespan. (The bulb currently runs at 4W, basically a bright nightlight.) - Walt Crawford
Here's the lightbulb's website, with a webcam pointing at it... (they've had to replace the webcam three or four times already: the bulb's in a firehouse, and yes, I've seen it 'in person') - Walt Crawford
does anyone dust that old bulb? - chaz2b
I doubt it...I'd guess they touch it as little as possible. But it's hanging in the open in an active firehouse; it probably gets a lot of air circulation. - Walt Crawford
Think I saw that Livermore bulb on Mythbusters? - Mo Kargas
I wouldn't be surprised. I assume that they were unable to demonstrate that it's a myth. - Walt Crawford
Myth was for a different reason if I recall, I think it was testing to see if turning lights off was more efficient than just leaving them on. It was illuminating. - Mo Kargas
I see what you did there. I'm guessing it depends a lot on the type of light and how long you plan to leave it off. (Noting that ours is a "switch goes off when you leave the room" household, raised that way by my father the civil engineer.) - Walt Crawford
"No, Honey, I don't think so. Last night Walter Cronkite said putting the telephone in the science oven WON'T save on our electric bill."
Forgot how good Serenity's opening sequence is.
Aye. He accomplishes a whole lot in those opening minutes. - Brent Schaus from iPhone
"Young Miss?" - MoTO: Team Marina
I just DM'd Stephen Mack my primary email address, my Precious, the MacGuffin of my life plot -- that's how much I trust the man.
Mwahahwahaha - Stephen Mack
I'll never tell, - Stephen Mack
+1 Stephen - Corinne L
ELLO L - no real-time, "BUT WE GOT TIME TRAVEL."
:( :P'''' - Me
Nobody tell John Gruber. - Mark Trapp
Jeff Atwood will step up and tell him but. while. speaking. in. neither. an. aggressive. nor. passive-aggressive. but. possibly. mono- tone. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
uses markdown to format emails at work, every day --> - April Russo
I heard Jeff Atwood created Standard Ello... er, I mean Common Ello... er, I mean CommonEl... in 1994. - Mark Trapp
Diodes RECTIFY. I like diodes.
I can't think of a Boulder Colorado than Colorado's Boulder.
They are special. - Eric - It's My Thing
You should run the Bolder Boulder 10k. They bring in lots of international runners for it. - Joe
They did have this problem though - Eric - It's My Thing
Many Elloans died to bring us this real-time implementation -- and gotdamb! somebody dropped it off the beta priority list.
Because it's the same concept and I'm seeing the same people, if I play around with it for more than a few minutes, my brain starts to worry that Friendfeed is broken. - Meg VMeg
It is unsettling. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
I find your lack of real-time... disturbing.
It's pretty neat how many kids today say they want to grow up to be a hard-hitting listicle journalist.
These quizzes are getting harder.
True! - Stephen Mack
Well, what's on the previous page? - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart from Android
*Paging File Error - BSOD* - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
The statement below is true. The statement above is false. - Victor Ganata
The first rule of Null Hypothesis Club is there may are may not be a relationship between talking about and rule-making about Null Hypothesis Club.
The first rule of the Zero Based Numbering Club is not nearly as important as the previous rule. - Stephen Mack
RT if you invented the humblebrag!
While I didn't invent the humblebrag, I was able to get it included in the Oxford Dictionary. - Joe
While I didn't get it included in the Oxford Dictionary, I was able to get the tag #humblebrag to go viral. - Betsy
While I didn't make anything go viral I did get this great tattoo of a sea dragon on my little toe. - Todd Hoff
Gave up giving myself ultimatums, went back to mild suggestions with no oversight committee. LIFE IS GRAND.
Happy birthday, Dad. Wish you were still here. The world is a better place because of your generous spirit.
Someplace in the world there has to be a parent who's both a huge fan of Manny Pacquiao AND Tom Petty, so named their kid Manny Petty.
"Jonah Hill wanted to eat a real goldfish because he wanted everything to be real. Everyone was working so hard on this movie that he didn't want to be the person who wasn't. Obviously, regulations didn't allow it. They had a real goldfish and three goldfish handlers/wranglers on set. Hill could..."
"... keep the goldfish in his mouth for three seconds at a time and then they had to put it back in water unharmed." - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
Bureau of Labor Statistics does not have employment data for goldfish handlers nor goldfish wranglers. - Joe
Joe *grin* - Michael W. May
I just had no idea that that could be a career option! - Joe
How does one become a goldfish wrangler? - Melly - #TeamMarina
Start small and work your way up. From tadpoles. - Stephen Mack from iPhone
Dystopian would make a pretty great surname.
Dystopian Tube would make a great band name. :) - Spidra Webster
Debut album: Untied - Micah
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