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RT @swiftonsecurity: Many mammals have a nesting instinct. Humans seem to naturally nest in dystopias.
RT @glennf: Tweestorm is when you post a series of Wes Anderson stills.
How can you argue with that kind of quality?
Going to Dr Oz for medical advice is like going to Colonel Sanders for military strategy.
Ceci n'est pas un tableau blanc. - Mark Trapp
Schrödinger's whiteboard is my favorite. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
Doing work on city hall building today and the mayor offered me a cup of coffee -- doesn't get better than that.
I thought liquid and electricity do not mix well. :-) - Stephan
Whenever ASMR starts losing its effect, I just quadruple my homeopathic prescription -- then, [whispers] bam-o! back in the saddle.
I. got. chills. just. describing. this. to. you. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
I think I finally normalized my relationship with Cuba Gooding Jr.
The residents of the Castro district in SF are pleased with this development. - Mark Trapp
WHY ARE THERE NO pumpkin spice scented Hanukkah candles?! I smell a vast conspiracy.
Or perhaps better don't smell one? :) - (Curtis) Alan Jackson
When did Cabbage Patch Kids become "CPK"? WAIT, DON'T TELL ME, because I'm sure it was the day they took the Fried out of my Kentucky Chicken.
Always makes me think of California Pizza Kitchen, which my old roommates were obsessed with. - Jennifer Dittrich
It became CPK when I became too lazy to type out the whole thing ;o) - Melly Claus
"Maybe the CPK have two billboard awards to your zero!" - Mark Trapp
No no, don't blame yourself, Mellyboo—the letters are right on the kid's jersey. - Micah
Mark, actually the German subtitles made it even more epic than it already was. - Micah
Dutch, but close enough. Unless you're Dutch, them I'm sorry. Not for being Dutch, unless you don't like being Dutch. Then I'm sorry again. Also, I agree. - Mark Trapp
Having both German and Dutch heritage I have offended myself. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
German subtitles always enhance.
Deutsche Untertitel immer verbessern. - Eivind
Although let's be honest, A.I. surpassed human Yahoo Answers in the 1950s.
How is babby formed?
We've arrived. - Micah
You know, one of those. - Jennifer Dittrich
that tweet is correct. - Me
RT @markdjarvis: I feel like the Mint shld be issuing a special coin to mark Alberta out-weirding BC. This doesn't happen every lifetime.
The best free speech money can buy!
What's the point of making up your own rules if you don't break them, I mean really.
Can we put a moratorium on the un-defined use of "free speech" -- like, a punishable by forced viewings of James Franco movies level routing?
BREAKNG -- Administration sends Ambassador Michael Bay overseas to negotiate more explosions in US films.
Well, now Rogen, et al, can all star in the reboot of The Interview! #silverliningshollywood
OH: [guest chef youngest son lying flat on back, middle of kitchen floor]. "My hand is tired... from buttering."
RT @paulisci: Headlines from every single time Alberta has changed provincial governing parties. #abpoli #cdnpoli
RT @paulisci: Headlines from every single time Alberta has changed provincial governing parties. #abpoli #cdnpoli
It still blows my mind that the political pendulum of Canada's prairies swung from the rather left to really right. And it was many of the same voters that swung, so to speak. - Brent Schaus
I think there have been similar shifts in the Midwest here. - Spidra Webster
RT @evantedesco: Being a developer is like playing Tetris: Your accomplishments disappear and all of your mistakes build up until you fix them.
I think I inherented the aging gene.
Oh no, you've become a GMO. - Mark Trapp
...and hope they don't get a paper jam. - bentley
No doubt. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
I had to look up the usage of 'jury-rigged'. 'Jerry-rigged' is more common in the UK, but is probably now frowned on. They have slightly different meanings - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
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