"Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital is doing everything it can to contain the virus, said Dr. Daniel Varga of Texas Health Resources, which owns the hospital. 'I don't think we have a systematic institutional problem,' he said at a news conference on Wednesday."
Scene: A run-down motor inn. [Interior] Guy picks up rotary phone, dials 0. "H-Hello? Yes, I'd like to request turndown service. TURN DOWN SERVICE. Yes." [ DJ Snake and Lil Jon bust through wall Kool-aid Man style. Beat drops.]