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CDC: Poop in public pools is common - UPI.com - http://www.upi.com/blog...
Kol Tregaskes, Iván Abrego, Victor Ganata and 9 other people liked this
"most importantly, don't poop in the pool"
- chaz2b
from Bookmarklet
Peeing is plausible but how could it be achieved without any notices? -
- Acharad Sami
Even if you wipe yourself well, some fecal matter will be left on your butt after pooping. So that's probably the source of at least some of the fecal matter in public pools.
- John (bird whisperer)
I don't understand why this is getting so much play right now. There's bacteria in the pool. There's always been bacteria in the pool.
- Brian Johns
I guess it's the reason why pools have to be chlorinated.
- Morton Fox
You've got your chocolate in my peanut butter!
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
How did we get this far without posting this: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
- Brian Johns
Another very common source: Toddlers that haven't been toilet trained, yet, in the shallow end of the pool with mommy.
- April Russo
"Arrested Development Is The Brothers Karamazov" - http://www.firstthings.com/blogs...
Ken Morley and Bren liked this
"Every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way, unless the family consists of a morally depraved patriarch and three highly differentiated siblings who, after years out of contact with each other, convene at the family home for a slowly escalating mess made inevitable by their respective and collective dysfunctions, in which case that family is unhappy in the same way as the Karamazovs."
- Micah
from Bookmarklet
I tried, Google++++, I really tried (again); I just can't.
Iván Abrego, Headless Gnad Kicker, Hookuh Tinypants and 8 other people liked this
Don't be a square, Micah! Circle time for everyone!!
- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
I'm waiting until they deploy Google#
- Victor Ganata
from iPhone
Like the promise of Java, they followed suit with Search once, reveal privacy everywhere. *looks over shoulder* okay, I exaggerate; a little.
- Micah
I like it except for the ghost town atmosphere. What made you run?
- Eric - seven eleven
I never really settled in, so nothing to run from.
- Micah
I think I understand that feeling. I keep wanting to love it.
- Eric - seven eleven
I know. I said the same thing yesterday. I keep trying to give it a chance, but all that happens is a bunch of people I don't know add me to their circles.
- Anika
"I'm asking for a friend." — I have searched in vain for the origin of this phrase (or first appeared in print in...)
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart and John (bird whisperer) liked this
I've tried with 'idiom' or 'colloquialism' thrown in and still nada. My google fu is weak today.
- Micah
I know it's been used by both Shakespeare and Shaw, but I don't know when the first appearance was. ETA: Friend just told me that Ibsen also used it.
- Anika
Also a common occurrence in Gidget, but that's TV.
- Anika
Shakespeare, oh, okay, that places it farther back than I would have guessed.
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
GUESS WHAT I MADE, Y'ALL
Chelle Chelle Ro Ro, c.a.j., Aldo Oldo and 6 other people liked this
That is such a disgusting photo.
- Meg V. Meg
what is it? i want it.
- jambina
You're saving me some right?
- Hedgehog
Me jealous that's what.
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
Mole enchiladas?
- Zamms
WANT.
- holly #ravingfangirl
RIP Frodo. You were a sweet boy even if nobody but us got to see that side of you. I love my Fro-diddly.
Iván Abrego, Brent Schaus, Mo Kargas and 31 other people liked this
:( So sorry LB.
- Me
:( {{LB}}
- c.a.j.
{{{Laura}}}
- Anika
**hugs** I'm so sorry :(
- Jennifer Dittrich
I'm very sad to read this, LB.
- Greg GuitarBuster
oh, doll. so so sorry for your family. you did right by him though, you know that.
- t-ra: not givin up
:( *hugs* I'm sorry LB
- Sir Shuping is just sir
I am so very sorry, Laura. You gave him a wonderful, happy life.
- ωαřмaiden ❤Marrit Woman❤
I'm very sorry.
- Eric - seven eleven
:-(
- Jenny
I'm so sorry, Laura. I know how hard this is.
- Katy S
I love you Sis!
- Lois: #TeamMonique
:(
- Jason - The Opaque
from Android
He knew he was loved.
- Kirsten
I'm so sorry LB. Its such a heart breaking thing to have to do.
- Shannon - GlassMistress
Oh, Laura. Such a brave decision. Crying with you... praying for you & Mr. B. *hugs*
- Lisa | #TeamMonique
So sorry LB.
- Janet:#TeamMonique
from FFHound!
RIP Frodo :( *hugs*
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
from iPhone
I'm very sorry, LB. *hugs*
- Betsy #TeamMonique
My condolences!
- Rachel Walden
What a rough decision. My condolences.
- Lnorigb
I'm sorry Laura {hugs}
- Starmama
from FFHound(roid)!
*hugs*
- John (bird whisperer)
:(
- Jim #TeamMonique
from iPhone
:(
- Julian
*hugs* so sorry LB :(
- RudĩϐЯaЯïan
I'm so sorry, Laura. I hope you can take a little solace that you gave him a happy, loving life.
- Anne Graham
Goodbye, faithful, loving lad
- maʀtha
I'm so sorry Laura. Many hugs to you and Mr. B.
- Hedgehog
I'm sorry sorry Laura. Thinking of you and Mr. B.
- Soup in a TARDIS
:(
- Christina Pikas
from iPhone
Oh, Laura! I'm so sorry for you & Mr. B & the pups. *much love and sympathy*
- Laura H.
I'm sorry for your loss. :-(
- $tephanie•Cog$ciLibrarian
{The Botts}
- Pete #TeamMonique
Oh big hugs to you and Mr. B. :(
- Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
from Android
I'm so sorry for your loss.
- joey
Sorry for what happened!
- SophiaAnne88
Sorry, LB.
- Friar Ticket to Ride
I'm so sorry. I know you gave him a happy and healthy home.
- Jed Harris-Keith
from iPhone
*hugs*
- Kristin
hugs- sorry for your loss..
- Peter Dawson
Very sorry for your loss, Laura.
- Stephan Planken
from iPhone
Thank you all very much.
- LB: #TeamMonique
(((Laura)))
- Monique the crochet freak
I'm so sorry, Laura.
- Mary Carmen
So sorry. :(
- Heather
(( LB ))
- Julian
Much love xoxox
- Headless Gnad Kicker
((((LB)))
- VALZ/TEAM TRAVIS
Oh, love. *hugs*
- Pixie
Sorry, LB.
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
((hugs))
- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
Aw, man. I'm so sorry for your loss.
- Spidra Webster
be well http://www.petloss.com/rainbow...
- WarLord
*hugs* My condolences, LB, on the loss of your beloved pet.
- Anne Bouey
:(
- Bash
I'm so sorry LB. So hard to lose a furry family member. *hugs*
- Carmen
RIP :(
- imabonehead
I'm so very sorry, LB. A sad sad day.
- Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
oh my condolences
- hasinihemanth
I'm sorry :[
- esther
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford in 'crack cocaine' video scandal | Toronto Star - http://www.thestar.com/news...
imabonehead, Brent Schaus and WoH: Professor MOTHRA liked this
"A video that appears to show Toronto's mayor smoking crack is being shopped around by a group of Somali men involved in the drug trade." -- WHAT?
- Andrew C (✓)
from Bookmarklet
??
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
I just saw a mention of this on twitter. I mean - WHAT?!?!
- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
My first thought from that picture. http://www.youtube.com/watch...
- Jimminy IS Everybody
how about this? http://www.indiegogo.com/project...
- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
That dude is hardcore, damn.
- Eric - seven eleven
from iPhone
Maybe, just maybe, this will do the trick and get that embarrassment out of office.
- Brent Schaus
To ban or not to ban: should kids be allowed in fine-dining restaurants? - http://www.foxnews.com/leisure...
Heather, Lisa | #TeamMonique, Iván Abrego and 7 other people liked this
"So in July 2011, Vuick banned anyone under six, citing it as the best decision he’s made. “I’ve gotten an overwhelming response from people all over the world, and it’s a thousand to one in favor of what we’ve done. Every day a customer seeks me out to thank me for the policy, or someone writes to tell me they wish a restaurant near them would institute this policy. Business is up and it’s even helped me get some staff I wouldn’t have otherwise attracted.” Some restaurateurs have a different strategy, like Allen Routt, chef and co-owner of The Painted Lady in Newberg, Ore., where children are not banned, but guests are encouraged to leave children under seven at home due to the length of the meal (around three hours) and the mature menu (a multi-course tasting menu). “My restaurant isn’t for some adults, and it’s not for some children,” admits Routt. “But banning children seems like a knee jerk reaction. We are raising the next generation and if we can expose children to manners and...
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- Eric - seven eleven
from Bookmarklet
When the title asked, "All children?" I thought they meant *all* children. If the question only refers to little kids, well, that's a different question entirely.
- Betsy #TeamMonique
It's only relatively recently that American restaurants who banned women dropped that practice. "In May 1970 a prominent NYC editor, a woman, walked into Schrafft’s on the corner of 47th Street and Third Avenue with another woman. They noticed that at the back of the restaurant there was a section that looked especially attractive, with more space between tables, tablecloths, and...
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- Micah
I think it's fine for fine-dining restaurants to ban kids, especially under a certain age. I know not all kids misbehave or are loud (my cousin was always super quiet and polite), but a long wait for food and a setting that isn't intended for kids can test their patience.
- Heather
Door-to-door FACTS salesman.
Stefano HBS, Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart and Jimminy IS Everybody liked this
Peddling complete encyclopedia sets - remember, that happened.
- Micah
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Hire this guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch...
- Jimminy IS Everybody
"I've been on a roll, like toilet paper."
- Jimminy IS Everybody
So way back when, the baker who came up with sliced bread - what did he exclaim his invention was the best thing since? ANSWER ME THAT.
Yvonne and Jimminy IS Everybody liked this
Or she.
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
Slicing bread by hand.
- Jimminy IS Everybody
Oh.
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
Wikipedia says, "the greatest forward step in the baking industry since bread was wrapped." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
- Jimminy IS Everybody
foods that start with the letter e other than eggs.
Kol Tregaskes, Bruce Lewis and Starmama liked this
eclair
- Jimminy IS Everybody
eel
- Eric - seven eleven
eggplant
- DAMMIT, MR. NOODLE
edamame
- Surprisingly Monstrous
escargot
- Surprisingly Monstrous
edible food
- Mike Nencetti
emu!
- Chris Topher
Edible underwear.
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
from iPhone
Escarole
- Betsy #TeamMonique
from FFHound(roid)!
Earthworm
- Todd Hoff
elk
- Brent Schaus
egg fruit
- Katy S
emmer wheat
- Katy S
elephant.
- Yo. Shark Dog.
eagle.
- Yo. Shark Dog.
echidna
- Yo. Shark Dog.
equine.
- Yo. Shark Dog.
etouffee
- Greg GuitarBuster
exotic love potions.
- Yo. Shark Dog.
endive
- Greg GuitarBuster
empanadas
- Greg GuitarBuster
English muffin
- Elena
egg rolls
- Elena
Egg foo young
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
egg custard
- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest - IBTimes UK http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/article...
Starmama, Isola Virtuale, Jessie and 12 other people liked this
"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea." Yes. Yes, it is.
- Victor Ganata
...
- John (bird whisperer)
....
- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
from iPhone
"'I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone. It hid the whole package [and] the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal.'" o_O — maybe I'm grossly misinterpreting this, but it sounds like the dude quoted found his neighbor dead after he tried to f- a hornet's nest, and the first thing he did was grab his penis and scrotum to feel how "heavy and unreal" they were?
- Victor Ganata
o_0
- DAMMIT, MR. NOODLE
Maybe he was holding the Hornets nest ?
- Eric
I mean, he may just mean that finding his neighbor dead with a massively swollen penis and scrotum after he tried to f- a hornet's nest is "heavy and unreal" and he wasn't actually handling anything, but it is still a very weird juxtaposition.
- Victor Ganata
I got nothin'
- MoTO #TeamMonique
from Android
WTF? How badly does one need to get off that fucking a hornet's nest seems the logical thing to do? Was there no bread loaf in his house that he could hollow out and lube up with mayo? How about a gourd or melon of some sort? Shit, even a big mushy pile of boiled noodles would be preferable to banging a LIVING HIVE OF ANGRY STINGING THINGS.
- Hookuh Tinypants
um...nope, nothing.
- Shannon - GlassMistress
_____
- AJ Batac
He hit the honey pot
- Surprisingly Monstrous
So, I log in for the first time in a year, and this is the first post I see. Thanks for this. :)
- Marty
Whut.
- Steven Perez
We do keep it high toned in these parts.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
We're classy as fuck.
- Hookuh Tinypants
Marty, it's all hornet news all the time 'round here now.
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
Eivind, the Swedes are going to say the same thing you wrote above only the sentence ends in "Skåne".
- Spidra Webster
"His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass" - So... how often do whale carcasses wash up in Sweden for this to be the neighbor's first thought?
- Ross Miller
At least he died doing what he loved?
- Victor Ganata
from iPhone
He shouldn't have touched that with a 10 foot pole.
- Eric - seven eleven
Or maybe he didn't die at all: http://friendfeed.com/dendroi...
- John (bird whisperer)
Yeah, it sounded too over-the-top and I didn't think Int'l Bus Times was really that reliable a source, but I think, deep down inside, I probably wanted it to be true.
- Victor Ganata
I seem to remember IBT falling for hoaxes before.
- John (bird whisperer)
Given the vast distances in space, I think real space battles will actually be more boring than Star Trek space battles. Real lasers lose a lot of power the farther they go, so missiles will probably still be the way to go, but watching missiles lazily chase their targets in space will be hella boring.
Eric - seven eleven, Hookuh Tinypants and Steven Perez liked this
As far as space battle aesthetics go, I actually prefer the Macross/Robotech/every space-based anime look over the Star Wars look, even if missiles can't really make contrails in vacuum.
- Victor Ganata
I'm surprised no one has tried to come up with a technobabblish reason why future-tech missiles would actually have contrail-like projections. Like, maybe it's an artifact of traveling at relativistic speeds, or maybe it's all the positrons/kaons/tachyons they're emitting….
- Victor Ganata
Greg Bear has some interesting takes on space battles. He writes "hard" science fiction so the physics is more or less realistic.
- Kevin (aka ThreadKilla)
"Ship AI: All right, I fired two missiles at the enemy shuttle. It should take approximately 2 hours and 7 minutes for them to impact. Should I put a movie on screen?"
- Victor Ganata
"Scanning Classic Films of the 21st century. ...... Selection made. Now playing: Battleship."
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
I think there needs to be a moratorium on people singing Sarah McLachlan's "Angel".
Micah liked this
A moratorium sounds like a place they'd sing that song.
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
So Google+ is Pinterest now?
Kelli H., Iván Abrego, Stephen Mack #TeamMomo and 6 other people liked this
Pinterest powered by Win 8
- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
With the whole "x more new" posts it feels like Tumblr, but where you can easily comment on posts.
- Jennifer Dittrich
i never thought i could dislike G+ even more. i was wrong in that assumption.
- Joe "Bad Guts" Silence
Tumblr has a cleaner UI, though.
- John (bird whisperer)
Yes, with the whole 'posts over multiple columns higgledy-piggledy' it is pretty frenetic. Well, or you can opt for oceans of white space.
- Jennifer Dittrich
When it has more braided hair pics, then the transition will be complete.
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
___________________
RudĩϐЯaЯïan, Jennifer Dittrich and Rodfather liked this
That's what happens when you touch a soccer ball with your hands. Penalty!
- Spidra Webster
Sorry to giggle. I just did this at a Big Lots. Not certain why glassware should be on an end aisle and not protected with a little railing.
- Janet:#TeamMonique
Run!
- Rodfather
Soccer hooligans, sheesh.
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
A Swede will really go that extra mile to make an English pun work, I must say.
Victor Ganata, Stephen Mack #TeamMomo, Jennifer Dittrich and 3 other people liked this
Is there a sting in the tail of this observation?
- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
Satire, eh. My OP still works on that level.
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
#io "40% of Android users offered to install a website's mobile app accept." 60%: idontwantyourfuckingapp.tumblr.com #io2013 #io13 - http://tantek.com/2013...
Micah and Tinfoil 2.0 liked this
40%? Day. officially. ruined.
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
I want the 60% to be 87%. I use the web predominantly, and keep my cookies clean, so I'm always geting those.
- Tinfoil 2.0
I don't like the idea of installing an app just to view a site. The browser is supposed to do it.
- Spidra Webster
Project Little Human initiated. ETA: November 11, 2013.
Carmen, Wulffy, Georgia and 112 other people liked this
Congratulations :)
- Hedgehog
ha! i guessed right but i didn't think it proper to ask. Congrats!
- Christina Pikas
:)
- Pete #TeamMonique
#bleepyeahbuttercup. And congrats to the Nycest parents in the school.
- ♫410 I Coach 'em Up♫
Congratulations!
- adf
Lol. Yes, mommy has hypermesis and has been home for the past month with no end in sight. Other than the constant vomiting everyone is healthy.
- Mary Carmen
from iPhone
woohoo! :)
- Joe "Bad Guts" Silence
CONGRATS!
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
How wonderful!
- Anne Bouey
CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so happy for the both of you....
- VALZ/TEAM TRAVIS
Congrats!
- Brent Schaus
Very happy for you both!
- Friar Ticket to Ride
Thanks y'all. We strongly feel its a girl, but won't know for certain for a few more weeks.
- Mary Carmen
from iPhone
Congrats! Hoping they offer you a Zofran pump option!
- Janet:#TeamMonique
from FFHound!
WAHOO!! :D
- Laura H.
Congratulations!
- joey
Yay babby!
- ωαřмaiden ❤Marrit Woman❤
HappyHappyHappyHappy!!!
- Fish Are LIES
from FFHound!
Yay! Finally I can congratulate you! :) Maybe you can talk to Kate.
- Running Slow
Congratulations!!!!
- the king of the interweb
Congrats!
- Jimminy IS Everybody
Congrats!
- MoTO #TeamMonique
congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Sir Shuping is just sir
You know, "Barry" can be used with either gender. #justsayin *cough*
- MoTO #TeamMonique
Lol....the baby is going to have a either a very Scottish name or a very Italian name. There seems to be no in between.
- Mary Carmen
Congratulations!!!
- Jennifer Dittrich
Congratulations, that is exciting!
- Stephan Planken
from iPhone
Christina: I also guessed right but also didn't want to ask. Also, congratulations!
- Betsy #TeamMonique
Yeah, it was pretty obvious. But Scott wouldn't let me come clean till after the first trimester.
- Mary Carmen
w00t! :-)
- Steven Perez
from Android
Congrats!
- John (bird whisperer)
Wow, you've been breeding! FANTASTIC! Srsly congrats, lady :)
- LibrarianOnTheLoose
Congrats! :)
- LB: #TeamMonique
from Android
I look forward to little Eva's debut on the podcast. OH NOEZ POSSIBLE FUTURE INFO CONTAMINATION OF TIMELINE DELETE COMMENT
- Steven Perez
Hyphenate for the best of both: Guiseppe-Hamish if it's a boy, Carmine-Eilidh if it's a girl.
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
from iPhone
Hamish Kaidan or Isabella Suzanne.....no hyphens necessary.
- Mary Carmen
Beautiful!
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
<333333!!!
- Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
from Android
Congratulations!!
- Yolanda
Would be neat to deliver the 12th. 11/12/13 :)
- Janet:#TeamMonique
from FFHound!
Yay! I was so hoping that this was the secret! Congrats to you both.
- Shannon - GlassMistress
I'd guessed this as well - and happy I was right. Nyce. ;)
- Great Scott! Snow!
congrats!
- imabonehead
Congratulations!
- Harold
Yay!
- Jed Harris-Keith
from iPhone
Yay!!! :)
- Micah
Congratulations!!
- Rachel Lea Fox
Squee! Omg!
- Mary B: #TeamMonique
from iPhone
I wondered at one point with all the emesis.
- Mary B: #TeamMonique
from iPhone
Congratulations, you two!! <3
- Kelli H.
Congratulations!
- Son of Groucho
YAYAYAY!!! I wondered... :))) So happy for you guys!!
- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
The most awesome project you will ever undertake! Enjoy!
- DJ Stevie Steve
Congratulations Mary and Scott!
- Mike Nencetti
Yay! Congrats to you both :)
- Jen
*bumpity* because it's MC and Scott. LITERALLY!
- MoTO #TeamMonique
YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!
- Headless Gnad Kicker
Congratulations, that's fantastic news.
- Yvonne
Con'grats !!
- Peter Dawson
LMP? :D
- ووووزلا
Congrats!!! =D
- David Cook
<3 Awesome.
- Pixie
Yay! :D
- Michael W. May
Congratulations!
- Jim #TeamMonique
I just saw your pregnancy whine post and I think all of downtown Sac heard me say, "Wait, she's pregnant?" (scroll back scroll back scroll back, find announcement) Wow! Congrats to you and Scott.
- Corinne L
Thanks, Corinne!
- Mary Carmen
Congrats!!!!
- Rachel Walden
BAKED POTATO BAR!!!!!!!
John (bird whisperer), WoH: Professor MOTHRA, Elena and 6 other people liked this
this will be fun.
- holly #ravingfangirl
That's something I need to stay far, far away from. Hog heaven.
- Starmama
from FFHound(roid)!
POTATO!
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
right? GIMME ALL THE TATERS. :) we are having friends over this weekend, and this is the food we are doing. we are providing the potatoes, everyone else is bringing toppings/sides/dessert.
- holly #ravingfangirl
OH. and I am getting the balsamic strawberry rhubarb sauce out of the freezer. :D :D :D
- holly #ravingfangirl
Have you ever had bbq pulled pork on a baked potato? I'd have that if I ever did a potato bar.
- Starmama
from FFHound(roid)!
ooh, i've had it on tots, but it would be great on a baked potato too. #starving #thisisnothelping
- holly #ravingfangirl
one of the most unfortunate typos out there is "balling" when they really mean "bawling".
Janet:#TeamMonique, Kirsten, Scoble, Alex Scoble and 13 other people liked this
and it's always in situations where i know i should feel bad for giggling. ALWAYS. and yet...
- holly #ravingfangirl
yeah.
- Starmama
from FFHound(roid)!
It's almost as bad as the people who can't spell 'cologne'.
- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
oh dear. yes, that one is not so good either.
- holly #ravingfangirl
I know pro bawlers, btw.
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
I'm more disturbed by "mommy" for "mami"
- ~Courtney F
Can you say "meltdown"??? ... This Is The Most Epic Brand Meltdown On Facebook Ever - http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhat...
Iván Abrego, Brent Schaus, Amir and 17 other people liked this
wow....that is crazy
- Sir Shuping is just sir
They were FIRED by "Kitchen Nightmares"! That says enough! :)
- Lois: #TeamMonique
Wow.
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
from iPhone
Damn reddits and yelpers being all oppressive and plotting against these two professional cake re-packagers! What has this world come to?! Nevermind, it appears as though the world has come to hilariousness on the internets.
- Ross Miller
That's awesome
- Rodfather
That was beautiful.
- Jed Harris-Keith
They steal their wait staff's tips on the basis that "[they] pay them an hourly wage".
- Andy
Wow
- Scoble, Alex Scoble
While I'm fascinated by the spectacle I'm a little worried that this mash up of fairly inconsequential villains and bad grammar is what passes for entertainment these days. I know, I know, I too used giggle when J.J. yelled "DY-NO-MITE"! But, damn...
- MoTO #TeamMonique
I was only mildly entertained until I reached this gem, "I AM A GREAT CHEF, A GREAT WIFE, AND GREAT MOM TO MY KIDS. AND WE WILL BE PARENTS OF A HUMAN KID, ONE DAY TO." Then I was totally and completely entertained...
- Ross Miller
Good point. I still kind of wish it was all an Onion themed prank, though.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
I watched the Kitchen Nightmares on these two. Elena looked them up and one thing they didn't mention on the show was that she called 911 and hung up. The police came to find out what was going on while they were berating a customer. This was before Ramsey even showed up. You could see a producer plead with them to not get into a physical altercation.
- Eric - seven eleven
Her cats now have a Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/amyscat...
- Eric - seven eleven
Oh no: @AmysBakingComp parody Twitter account
- Eric - seven eleven
Oh LAWD. I'm watching it now on Hulu. What a train wreck. I feel so sorry for her cats.
- Fish Are LIES
"I am perfect and the tips were meant for me. Meow"
- Eric - seven eleven
The local news covered them in 2010 getting mad at a bad yelper review. This was not unpredictable. It is on YouTube somewhere.
- Yo. Shark Dog.
August, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch...
- Yo. Shark Dog.
Ahhhhhaa. The comment that starts, "In the criminal justice system, Restaurant based hackings are considered especially heinous..." A must read.
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
Everything else being equal, do you prefer rows, columns, or diagonals?
Stacks.
- Jimminy IS Everybody
I prefer the cell borders.
- Tinfoil 2.0
columns
- c.a.j.
Columnists?
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
Hierarchical data structures with contextual pointers. #ThankYouVeryMuch
- Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Rows...?
- Julian
Rows.
- Meg V. Meg
Oh god, Alex Trebek is rapping.
Chris Z., Jennifer Dittrich and Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart liked this
Judges? ....... Sorry, Alex, no.
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
"'My favorite word,' says Alex Trebek, 'is moist. It is my favorite word, especially when used in combination with my second-favorite word, which is loincloth.' He looks at the doctor. 'I’m just associating. Is it OK if I just associate?' Alex Tebek’s psychiatrist says nothing." http://www.theparisreview.org/fiction...
- Steele Lawman
I missed it! But then Alex Trebek talking to college-aged girls makes me uncomfortable.
- Chris Z.
RAPPING to college-aged girls, and then asking "how he did"
- Meg V. Meg
Oh my god. That's like... oh my god.
- Chris Z.
Nothing good will come of this.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
Kentucky man has wild night alone in grocery store | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News - http://news.yahoo.com/blogs...
Jimminy IS Everybody, Stephen Mack #TeamMomo, Jennifer Dittrich and Jed Harris-Keith liked this
Wait, did he eat 57 cans of whipped cream or does he have a unfathomable hatred of whipped cream? "When the store’s manager showed up on Monday morning he says he found 57 cans of Redi-Whip whipped cream cans in the garbage."
- ronin
from Bookmarklet
Good job, Kentucky. Sigh.
- Jed Harris-Keith
from iPhone
He was probably huffing them.
- Hookuh Tinypants
Most likely. Party time. Excellent?
- Jed Harris-Keith
from iPhone
Yep. WHIP-ITS FOR ALL. Well, really just that guy.
- Jennifer Dittrich
He whips his hair back and forth?
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
On that much laughing gas? Yes, probably.
- Jennifer Dittrich
6 Steaks? How did he cook them; is what I want to know.
- Jimminy IS Everybody
Charcoal from the BBQ section? Camp stove? RAW.
- Jennifer Dittrich
If I believed anecdotes were data and/or that my Facebook network were actually representative of anything, I'd assume that no one in health care gave a shit about Google Glass.
SAM, Scoble, Alex Scoble and Johnny liked this
If Google were actually interested in the medical device market or the healthcare IT space (doubtful, given their tentative, failed foray with Google Health) they'd need to be evangelizing hard core right now. (And making alliances with GE, Medtronic, Cardinal Health, Philips, Siemens, etc.)
- Victor Ganata
from iPhone
AR is probably inevitable in the OR and the wards, but I have serious doubts that Google will be the one to spearhead the effort.
- Victor Ganata
from iPhone
Given how technology moves, one of your cousins in the Philippines could be the one that makes it work.
- Scoble, Alex Scoble
How fast Silicon Valley moves and how fast medical technology moves are most definitely not described by the same equation
- Victor Ganata
from iPhone
As you said elsewhere, it's not a linear thing. Disruption can come from anywhere, even in the medical space.
- Scoble, Alex Scoble
Yeah, I hear economists call those kinds of disruptions externalities. The funny thing about black swan catastrophes is that you never really see them coming.
- Victor Ganata
Have you heard the one that starts 'a black swan walks into a bar' ? Neither have I.
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
Or even if you can see it coming, you have no idea how far off it is when you do. The crew of the Titanic saw the iceberg before they hit it, but they saw it too late to avoid it.
- Scoble, Alex Scoble
Your post, part II, starts here.
See my comment on part I, and my prior comment on the related post (you know which one).
- Tinfoil 2.0
"Invoke."
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
Is Ken Jeong naked in this one, too?
- Jimminy IS Everybody
LOL, Micah. Yes. Always.
- Tinfoil 2.0
A thousand thanks to whoever can tell me why I wrote "Mary," and nothing else, on my sticky pad here in the office at some point in the last week?
Mary Carmen, Anne Bouey, Kelli H. and 6 other people liked this
MC?
- Jimminy IS Everybody
me!!!
- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
Typo for "marry." You were going to elope.
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
from iPhone
Higletnosis
- Spidra Webster
Maryland? Mother of God? .... (I'm out of ideas.)
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
Maybe you were in the middle of writing "Mary Jane" and forgot? I hear that happens.
- SAM
Quite contrary?
- Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
from Android
She's your insurance agent. She's been trying to get hold of you for weeks.
- Soup in a TARDIS
OH: "Is he supposed to be bleeding from his eyes like that?"
Jim #TeamMonique, Kelli H., bob and 6 other people liked this
O___o
- Jennifer Dittrich
Now that's a bad date
- Surprisingly Monstrous
I'm going to go with "no".
- Victor Ganata
Endured one..... too... many.. PowerPoint presentations.
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
You say that like bleeding from the eye is a problem.
- Soup in a TARDIS
Zooey Deschanel Ditches Trademark Bangs, Looks Unrecognizable | E! Online - http://www.eonline.com/news...
Lisa | #TeamMonique, Iain Baker, Jessie and 8 other people liked this
"Zooey Deschanel was nearly unrecognizable at Monday's 2013 Met Gala, where she hit the red carpet without her trademark bangs. Though she looked stunning in her seersucker Tommy Hilfiger gown, it was her hair that made us do a serious double-take, as she looked like a total, ahem, New Girl with her signature blunt bangs styled to the side."
- Surprisingly Monstrous
from Bookmarklet
Wow that is a big difference
- Surprisingly Monstrous
I don't think I've ever seen a picture of her without the smile. That's what I would want to compare.
- Betsy #TeamMonique
O.o Whoa
- Soup in a TARDIS
Dayum, you can trademark anything today.
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
She looks like Sarah Jessica horse face, I mean Parker. Bangs worked in Zoey's favor. Yikes.
- Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
from Android
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