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Marianne
My student worker and night manager just spontaneously thought I said "fish shaking" instead of "fist shaking". I of course had to tell them all about y'all and the Cod of Ethics. I may be getting a rubber fish for Christmas...
I demand video of fish shaking. - Catherine Pellegrino
"And, let me tell you another thing..." *shakes fish* - maʀtha
Shake that salmon! - Julian
Is the Fish Slapping Dance the "Official Dance of the LSW"? - Betsy #TeamMonique
shake n bake! - Galadriel C.
We've been trying to decode if a show we watch has jumped the shark. Some nights we say it's definitely gone flippity-flop. - Mary B: #TeamMonique
DO THE HALIBUT SHAKE - Andy
so many ways this could go wrong, I mean, right - maʀtha
holly #ravingfangirl
ice cream ( @TillamookCheese of course) with balsamic strawberry rhubarb sauce. your tastebuds cry in despondency http://t.co/LGnOYcmAvg
ice cream ( @TillamookCheese of course) with balsamic strawberry rhubarb sauce. your tastebuds cry in despondency http://t.co/LGnOYcmAvg
Laura Norvig
A hipster's hat is blocking my view of the slides. This is Drupalcon PDX.
*hipblocked* - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
Laura Norvig
RT @krynsky: The Drupal community is awesome. This site was built to help Oklahoma here at #DrupalCon http://help4ok.org/
Rachel Lea Fox
Kevin and Tim Gunn!! I'm so jealous!
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Now there's a sharply dressed man! Tim isn't that shabby either. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
I would never have the guts to allow that man to see me in person. (Tim Gunn, that is.) #NotaSlavetoFashion --> - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Victor Ganata
Oklahoma senator: Tornado aid “totally different” from Sandy aid - Sen. James Inhofe, a Republican, voted against federal funding for Hurricane Sandy victims - Salon http://www.salon.com/2013...
0_o - SAM
"It isn't hypocritical if I'm the one doing it." #imadethatup - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Ugh. - Kelli H. from Android
Yeah, we've got some arseholes here, it's astonishing. See http://friendfeed.com/uli4... - Die Leberwurst
Oh look, a politician who also happens to be a massive hypocrite without a clue. Nothing new to see here, move along. - MoTO #TeamMonique
I believe that Inhofe is also the guy who stood before the Senate a few years ago and railed on and on about CFL bulbs being made in China, so promoting their use as an conservation measure in the US was a huge sinister conspiracy to undermine US security. (Of course, I'm sure his close ties to the fossil fuel industry in Oklahoma and elsewhere had nothing to do with his position.) - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Zamms
And I said, "What about Weekend at Bernie's?" She said, "I think I remember the film, and as I recall, I think we both freakin' hated it" and I said, "Well then, that's one thing we got."
holly #ravingfangirl
RT @stephenathome: Folks in Portland, OR are protesting adding fluoride to the water. They're more into locally sourced, artisanally reduced forms of fluorine.
Joe "Funkasaurus" Pierce
I'm alone on the Justine Bateman train? C'mon she was Mallory Keaton!!! - Joe "Funkasaurus" Pierce
o m g YES! - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
Brian Johns
Woman Who Cracked 3 Separate iPhone Screens Expecting Baby Boy This August http://www.theonion.com/article...
Curtis, who habitually mishandles the expensive, fragile electronic device containing all of her contacts and important personal information, expressed unbridled enthusiasm over the impending arrival of her newborn baby. In addition to having outright shattered her iPhone on multiple occasions, Curtis has improbably managed to drop it on the sidewalk nearly 10 times in the last five weeks alone, and said she has become increasingly excited about the prospect of motherhood. - Brian Johns
Sarah G.
SEND COFFEE.
Keeping it all to myself, cuz tired. (forthright comment) - Die Leberwurst
Sarah G.
Stop saying "thought leader".
what about thought engineer? - Sir Shuping is just sir
brain fuehrer - Pete #TeamMonique
cerebellum duce - Pete #TeamMonique
cognition queen - Pete #TeamMonique
cogitating caballero - Hieronymous Boosh
muse master - Pete #TeamMonique
Thunkmeister/mistress. - Joe Boone
Lieder gethunken. - Betsy #TeamMonique
Wait - hold on.... I'm having a thunder thought. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
THUNDER! THUNDER! THUNDER THOUGHT! HOOOOOOOOOO!!! - Hieronymous Boosh
GOLD LEADER - Mo Kargas
OMG, I had a client on a white paper I was writing and I was on a conference call getting an idea of what area they wanted to cover. They asked for "thought leadership" like two dozen times. We ended the call and asked them for actual information on a future call. - Eric - seven eleven
Dream leader! - Mo Kargas
Emotion follower. - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
Thought leader. - Die Leberwurst
Aw yeah...leave it to the German to not pussy foot around with passive aggressive substitutions for 'thought leader.' Tell him not to say it and he just does it anyway. *fist bump* :D - Sarah G.
Yeah, praise the German for being forthright, no possible issues there. - Pete #TeamMonique
Forthright and stubborn! WWII could have been prevented if someone just told Germany to go ahead and invade Poland. "WHAT? Fuck you, you invade Poland. It's almost Oktoberfest. We got shit to do here." - Sarah G. from iPhone
Cognitive Architect? - c.a.j.
Forthright, stubborn, but oddly suggestible. - Pete #TeamMonique
Sarah: Gesundheit. :-) - Die Leberwurst
Pete: If that comment happened to pertain to my contribution: Um...how can I say this....oh yeah. - Die Leberwurst
Go ahead, apparently you're forthright :) - Pete #TeamMonique
Okay. FUCK YOU. (I say this in the kindest, most loving way.) - Die Leberwurst
Feel better? - Pete #TeamMonique
I'll have to say it more often. Practice makes perfect. I'm sure I will eventually. - Die Leberwurst
Well, good luck with that. I like a good swear myself. Cathartic. - Pete #TeamMonique
I realise that, I read. :-D - Die Leberwurst
Or maybe I'm just a rude fucker. We just do not know. - Pete #TeamMonique
perhaps we should ask Barry? I'll bet he knows. - Die Leberwurst
Andrew C (✓)
The Harold: a revolutionary form that changed improvisational theatre & American comedy - https://mospace.umsystem.edu/xmlui...
The Harold is widely regarded as the foundation of long form scenic style improv. [...] Despite its vast influence on contemporary performance the Harold has been largely ignored by the scholarly community and thusly pushed to the margins. Therefore, this study will tell the story of the Harold, beginning with the development of improvisational theatre and the tensions and evolutions that led to the Harold's creation at iO, up to its use in contemporary comedic filmmaking. Furthermore, I will be examining the ways in which the Harold has helped transform American comedy by reshaping it to follow the principles and philosophy of the Harold." - Andrew C (✓)
holly #ravingfangirl
someone roust me up off my ass.
That would require me to get up off my own ass first. - Hookuh Tinypants
ain't we a pair? :D - holly #ravingfangirl
I'd fistbump you but that also requires effort. :P - Hookuh Tinypants
*mental fistbump* - holly #ravingfangirl
*mental fistbump* - Hookuh Tinypants
Victor Ganata
Times like these I'm glad I'm a descriptivist and don't give a crap about whether someone uses hard or soft "g".
Can I call you "Dr J." for Janata? ;) - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
It's still a "g" though #NothingButAGThangBaby - Victor Ganata
Ggggah! - Eric - seven eleven from iPhone
Fair 'nuff. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
Mary B: #TeamMonique
RT @sarahm: AMEN BROTHER RT ‏@jsmooth995: The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward pronouncing GIF with a hard "G."
LB: #TeamMonique
RT @shakespearesong: Halt! The time of hammer is upon thee.
Now I'm singing, "Thou Canst Feeleth This." - Anika
Zamms
Carol Burnett to receive Mark Twain Prize for American Humor from the Kennedy Center. http://www.washingtonpost.com/enterta...
Damn right. - Zamms
Meg V. Meg
Have just invented the "consultancy pact" (along the lines of single folks's marriage pacts) where if neither you nor a friend is successful/satisfied in your respective fields by the time you're X years old, you start a consulting firm together.
what type of consulting? - kendrak
depends on the friend - Meg V. Meg
Should be career consulting, for the irony. - Mark Trapp
Should be dry cleaning biz-focused career consultancy, for the double irony. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
That also specializes in Iron Maiden and Iron Butterfly memorabilia, for quadruple irony? Okay, I'll stop now. - Mark Trapp
An appropriate time to stop -- Fe only has 4 energy levels. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
Rachel Lea Fox
Kevin will be on Quirky/GE Evaluation tonight with TIM GUNN!!!!!! I am so jealous!!! If you want to watch too its at Quirky.com/live at 7pm EST or 4pm PST!!!!
Tim Gunn and Kevin in the Quirky Eval of products to be made wirelessly!! It goes live in just a moment! Sign in with Facebook and vote for ideas. Check it out!! http://www.quirky.com/live - Rachel Lea Fox
Tim Gunn says, "Make it work." - Betsy #TeamMonique
Yay, Kevin! - Anne Bouey
*green* - Spidra Webster
Yayyy Kevin!!! For the kittehs! And the future. ;-) - Mary B: #TeamMonique
Sarah G.
My parents are currently installing a waterfall fountain in my backyard, which requires a combination of electricity and water. ...Yep.
Not to ask stupid question, but are they being mindful of the septic tank? Also, let me know when they start building their wing. - sglassme
Oh, it's in the back of the house. All the septic stuff in in the front. - Sarah G.
MoTO #TeamMonique
nprfreshair: Mel Brooks tells David Bianculli about the late Madeline Kahn: I’m in tears thinking about Madeline. And what an incredibly gifted gift from god, Madeline Kahn. The funniest and most talented comedienne I think, including people like Carol Burnett who are great, you know, and Gilda Radner who was magnificent, but nobody — listen to... - http://flummery.tumblr.com/post...
nprfreshair:
  
Mel Brooks tells David Bianculli about the late Madeline Kahn:
  
I’m in tears thinking about Madeline. And what an incredibly gifted gift from god, Madeline Kahn. The funniest and most talented comedienne I think, including people like Carol Burnett who are great, you know, and Gilda Radner who was magnificent, but nobody — listen to me, David Bianculli — nobody could approach the magnificence and wonder of Madeline Kahn. She was really a great gift to us all. … I saw art [in her], not just funny. But I saw a person who was gifted with art. She’s the only one who actually could have worked in opera as an opera singer, as a coloratura. She was that talented or I think she could have worked as a longshoreman in New Jersey. I don’t think there’s anything that Madeline Kahn couldn’t do.”
  
 
 
GIF of Madeline Kahn in Young Frankenstein (1974) via trixiedelight:
  
I’m with Mel
I'm with Mel. Simply the best. - MoTO #TeamMonique
That was such a great feature on yesterday's Fresh Air. I'm upset, because I totally forgot to watch his American Masters last night; I'll have to catch it whenever they re-air it. - DAMMIT, MR. NOODLE
Andrew C (✓)
Apple's Web of Tax Shelters Saved It Billions, Panel Finds - NYTimes.com - http://www.nytimes.com/2013...
"Even as Apple became the nation's most profitable technology company, it avoided billions in taxes in the United States and around the world through a web of subsidiaries so complex it spanned continents and went beyond anything most experts had ever seen, Congressional investigators disclosed on Monday." - Andrew C (✓) from Bookmarklet
"Congressional investigators found that some of Apple's subsidiaries had no employees and were largely run by top officials from the company's headquarters in Cupertino, Calif. But by officially locating them in places like Ireland, Apple was able to, in effect, make them stateless -- exempt from taxes, record-keeping laws and the need for the subsidiaries to even file tax returns anywhere in the world." - Andrew C (✓)
" "There is a technical term economists like to use for behavior like this," said Edward Kleinbard, a law professor at the University of Southern California in Los Angeles and a former staff director at the Congressional Joint Committee on Taxation. "Unbelievable chutzpah."" - Andrew C (✓)
" Atop Apple's offshore network is a subsidiary named Apple Operations International, which is incorporated in Ireland -- where Apple had negotiated a special corporate tax rate of 2 percent or less in recent years -- but keeps its bank accounts and records in the United States and holds board meetings in California. Because the United States bases residency on where companies are... more... - Andrew C (✓)
"Apple Operations International has not filed a tax return in Ireland, the United States or any other country over the last five years. It had income of $30 billion between 2009 and 2012. By shuttling revenue between international subsidiaries, Apple was able largely to sidestep paying taxes, Congressional investigators said. " - Andrew C (✓)
Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
Going in for surgery in a few minutes.
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Heh. Surgery. - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo from iPhone
Totally minor procedure (I'd tell you about it except it's TMI). But I love how serious it sounds due to that word "surgery." - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo from iPhone
Eek! Hoping for safe outcome. - Heleninstitches
There is no such thing as TMI on FF. - Friar Ticket to Ride
Good luck! - Georgia
Oh, and yeah, hoping for a successful outcome. :^) - Friar Ticket to Ride
Thanks all! My visit is done. Bah. Turns out it wasn't what my Primary Care Physician thought, and the general surgery PA couldn't correct it in-office with the minor procedure I expected. So I will need an actual bit of surgery after all if I want to fix this. Hmmm. - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo from iPhone
Friar, you KNOW that "no such thing as TMI on FF" is a challenge, right? :D - Hieronymous Boosh
Yes, that it is. :^) - Friar Ticket to Ride
Sorry, it didn't work out as you had hoped, Stephen. - Friar Ticket to Ride
Eek, ask for the good meds. - Janet:#TeamMonique
:( - Georgia
Sorry Stephen, I know that's frustrating. - Shannon - GlassMistress
I'm sorry it wasn't in-office eligible. I hope it all turns out okay. - Spidra Webster
Thanks all. It's minor, so I will be okay whether I do it or not. But now it's going to be a decision I have to think about. - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo from iPhone
If you get quotes from a reputable place, I'll do it for half. - Brian Johns
If they can install adamantium claws while they've got you open, the super-powers are totally worth it! - Spidra Webster
Sparky, I'll go with your cut-rate surgical alternative if you install the claws that Spidra mentioned. Also do you do LASIK? You can just use a cheese grater and a penlight to avoid having to pay for expensive lasers. - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo from iPhone
Let me read up on those procedures, but sure, why not! What could possibly go wrong? - Brian Johns
Nothing could possibly go wrong. You're not going to be using any anesthetic, are you? I'd rather watch you perform the procedures so I'll know how to do it myself next time. - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
You can save on cost by not having sterile instruments too! - Janet:#TeamMonique
Good idea, Janet! Used instruments are so much less expensive. - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
You have to make some sacrifices for prices this low. If you're going be all stuck up about it then just go to your fancy-shmantzy "licensed" doctor, ok? - Brian Johns
Sparky, no no, I'm not stuck up. Whatever corners you need to cut, just slash them. I don't need "instruments." - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo from iPhone
Cheap grain alcohol for the anesthesia should do! It will double as a blood thinner for those pesky post op pulmonary emboli. - Janet:#TeamMonique
When did "Yuri" get an account if FF? http://theinfosphere.org/Yuri - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
hope "Cheap grain alcohol" comment was meant as a joke, for it may cause serious damage in conjunction with many post-op medications. Best wishes to Stephen! (Much later try the Japanese whisky, Hibiki, to celebrate :-) - Adriano
I'm 77% sure Janet was being facetious. But hibiki sounds great! - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo from iPhone
Adriano, joking only, figured the reuse of non sterile disposable instruments would have tipped my hand. - Janet:#TeamMonique from FFHound!
Decisions, decisions. Good luck weighing all the pros and cons. - Anne Bouey
Okay, so now I'm 84% sure Janet was being facetious. - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo from iPhone
I'm sorry I didn't see this sooner, hope you are on the road to recovery now? How are you feeling today? - Halil
Hi Halil, thanks for the concern! I haven't had my consult with the surgeon yet, so I don't know if I will do the surgery or not. It's a minor and not uncommon condition (albeit highly personal and with a disgusting #iam12-worthy name), and it's not painful currently, so all is well. - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo from iPhone
Okay, just finished the surgical consult. I'm going to do this. Will be done in June, simple procedure but i will be unconscious, and I'll be unable to run for a week (boooo). I was pleased that the surgeon called me "ridiculously healthy," though. - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo from iPhone
Glad you are going to a real doctor! Though we really could hook you up if something gets cancelled! *winks* - Janet:#TeamMonique
Good luck with your poopy-butt-penis-assendectomy. #iam12 - Brian Johns
^ ha! You're just mad I didn't select you to be the surgeon, Dr. Off To Use The Johns - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo from iPhone
You sounded like a difficult patient. Not worth the trouble. Ask too many questions. - Brian Johns
Sarah G.
Uh oh. Mom is talking to head gardener next door. Dad has been trying all day to get her attention. Now he's mowing the law. He's sort of claimed her as his friend. (Even though he's now also buddies with Manuel at the garden center who gave him some red aparagus from his garden this morning.) Will he let this aggression stand?
They have their backs to my house and are looking at the rich neighbor's. Mom is pumping for information, I can tell. - Sarah G.
you might be on to something with that CIA chatty old people spy thing.... - ~Courtney F
Meg V. Meg
Rule 34 as evidence that culture, too, abhors a vacuum.
Except perhaps when it comes to women on the internet (rule 30 or 37, depending on which list you go off of). - Mark Trapp
Numbered rules suck. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
Oh, I'd say the vacuum is indifferent/subject to the systemic biases of culture creation/distribution. Unless you mean the rule 30 which represents the one-dimensional binary cellular automaton rule introduced by Stephen Wolfram in 1983 (which I am very excited to learn about, so thank you). - Meg V. Meg
NUMBERED RULES RULE. - Meg V. Meg
That sounds better than the rule 30 to which I refer, which is "there are no girls on the internet". :( - Mark Trapp
Um, Mark, have you BEEN on the Internet lately? - laura x from BuddyFeed
Oh, I'm not attesting to its descriptive (or normative!) power; just providing it as a counter-example, from the same list of rules that rule 34 comes from, to culture (or really, the subset of culture that created the list) abhorring a vacuum. While a porn variety vacuum is prohibited, an internet gender vacuum is codified. - Mark Trapp
Sure sure, and that's the rule 30 I was responding to, initially. The vacuum is a vacuum. What fills it up is culture. Culture creation/distribution is subject to systemic biases. - Meg V. Meg
I mean, on the internet, we're all dogs, right? It's just that "nobody knows": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki... So that's why there are no girls :) - Meg V. Meg
OH MY GOD, AND THAT'S WHY THE INTERNET IS OBSESSED WITH CATS - Meg V. Meg
And why that dog riding the skateboard is such a huge sensation! It's all coming together, now. - Mark Trapp
Right? - Meg V. Meg
This thread is totally rule-wonk pr0n. - Steele Lawman
Marie
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Intentionally funny? :) - c.a.j.
That was always my favorite part of journalism - trying to find creative headlines. Also? Trying to get said headlines past our advisor... - Hookuh Tinypants
Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Man creates kinetic sculpture that moves and lives on its own. http://m.wimp.com/kinetic...
Pretty amazing. Wouldn't have imagined this was possible. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
It actually looks like something Leonardo Da Vinci might have designed. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
that is pretty amazing - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
frightening looking to me. and amazing. - SteVe C
Very cool! But what if it walks into the ocean? - Betsy #TeamMonique
Maybe it switches to a back-stroke? #OrMaybeaCrawl - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Here is his TED talk from '07, where he talks about this and other projects. http://www.youtube.com/watch... Amazing stuff. Edit: He discusses what happens if it walks into the surf. (It turns around and walks away.) - Gimminy
Stephan Planken
I NEVER add anything to my coffee but tonight I added some Cadbury chocolate powder. It was strangely delicious. http://ow.ly/i/29zo6
I NEVER add anything to my coffee but tonight I added some Cadbury chocolate powder. It was strangely delicious. http://ow.ly/i/29zo6
That's how it starts! - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo from iPhone
I thought about your post when I sinned. (I made hot chocolate for Sophie with warm milk when I decided to add a tiny bit to my coffee.) - Stephan Planken from iPhone
Rachel Lea Fox
I have possession of Kevin's TinyPrinter this afternoon! http://fury.com/imp/print.php I'm not always right next to it, but feel free to send me a message!
Hi Ken!! - Rachel Lea Fox
:) - Ken Gidley
I went in to pet the kittens for a little bit and I come out and the printer is just spitting things out! I answer in order: I'm all out of Ice Cream!; I don't know who this is, so I don't know if I love you ;); EEK!, Ouch!; ...is always nice to hear; Crap, who's in my house?; I don't believe Pablo & Buster wrote that since I was in petting them; No Sammich's here, this is not Pittsburgh ;) ; *hugs back* Kevin is good at sharing!; and Yay! Someone got their card!! - Rachel Lea Fox
I wrote the one from Pablo & Buster. :D - Gimminy
Those kittehs must have been busy sending messages then :) - WoH: Professor MOTHRA from iPhone
I got my card, and was so flattered you thought of us! - Shannon - GlassMistress
Hi Jimminy! Buster and Pablo appreciate you thinking of them! They send purrs! - Rachel Lea Fox
Shannon, Indiana insisted we send you one! ;) - Rachel Lea Fox
Hi CW!!! - Rachel Lea Fox
I sent *hugs*. :) - Anne Bouey
now I answer you, that's what! ;) ; I don't know about a carrot festival, maybe you could direct me?; Sadly I do not speak binary.; beards are awesome! Hi Starmama, I will give them belly scritches! - Rachel Lea Fox
and now i will be away from the print for a while! - Rachel Lea Fox
Who sent me Timey-wimey? - Rachel Lea Fox
Penny just sent something to my printer! I know it! - Rachel Lea Fox
:) - Penny
Penny, you have a card on the way too, and if I ever package up this other stuff it will go out... someday... :) - Rachel Lea Fox
Higlet, did you write out the timey-wimey one? - Rachel Lea Fox
Your little package should arrive any day now, I hope! It took me well over a year to get mine out, I am so terrible! But I think you will like it :) I can't wait to hear! - Penny
Awesome Penny! I can't wait. - Rachel Lea Fox
Indiana looked up with the tiny printer just went off... I think she heard Plum Meow through the printer!! - Rachel Lea Fox
Happy Friday FF printer people!! - Rachel Lea Fox
Hooray! - Katy S
Hello Italian FriendFeed lovers!! We love it too and hope it never dies!! - Rachel Lea Fox
yeah, I can't read that last one, maybe it will make sense to Kevin in the morning. But to the one after that, Hello there Italian user of FriendFeed!! - Rachel Lea Fox
okay, must sleep. print away but I won't be checking it till morning. - Rachel Lea Fox
Good night Louis or person who listens to what Louis says too much! - Rachel Lea Fox from iPhone
He's right, I'm just one of his prophets :) - Mo Kargas
LOL Mo! - Rachel Lea Fox from iPhone
Tiny Printer is at Maker Faire! Send us messages!! http://fury.com/imp... - Rachel Lea Fox from iPhone
Done! - Katy S
Also done! - LB: #TeamMonique
:) - Anne Bouey
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