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Mmmmmm, organic lamb sausage sandwich at @VinoeFormaggio...
@ArchivaLiz Don't fall for it! Also, go to bed.
"Lose the dress and wear the boots instead..." ♫ http://blip.fm/~n755g
@lnxcwby, @ArchivaLiz, see you soon! Also, if either one of yous guys wants ta pick up some mid-grade beer, that'd be swell.
What's for dinner? Beer braised beef ribs, German potato salad, grilled peppers, and fruit salad. 'Bout to ring the dinner bell. Werd.
is the Meanest Mom In The World. All you other horrible mothers can suck it. #momspotting #nerdlings
Only got the kitchen cleaned this morning. Lame. Now I have errands to run. Apparently. #dayoff #springcleaning
Had a spectacular lunch at @VinoeFormaggio with @itsmegiselle. Good stuff!
"We're like 7 11. We're not always doing business, but we're always open."
"Bad television is the explanation or this. You see this in Bad Television... This James Bond shit never happens in real life."
"Shut your FAT ASS, Ramey! I can't go buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you fucked!"
"That certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."
"i'm an expert in *snap* 'nameology'"
"Charlie Bronson's always got rope...you never know what you need the rope for, you just always do." "All right, get your fuckin' rope."
Yay for Ron Jeremy! *drink two*
"You'll have to ask your mom, but it's ok with me if your friends sleep over." Oh also, they'll probably mostly be Smecker quotes.
"Why don't you get me a cafe latte. Twist of lemon... Sweet & Low."
Every year I'm reminded af what a sweet ass movie Boondock Saints is. Fo. Rillz. Let the quoting commence...
@ArchivaLiz Oi! We're drinking carbombs later and watching Boondock Saints. THAT, my friend, is TRADITION!
Last minute Shepherd's Pie FTW. #stpattysday #imadamnfinecook #andhumbletoo
Unmasked at last! RT @sheldoncooper: I'm The Stig.
From the archives: http://talulattdh.blogspot.com/2008... P.S. I did not get a chance to go to Ned's this year. *sad* Happy St. Patty's Day!
Dear Man In Truck with Tiny Dogs In Sweaters: I feel for you, dude. Stay strong.
"War Movies of Yore" is a good name for an album. #imaginarybandnames (via @lnxcwby #areyouhappynow)
"War Movies of Yore" is a good name for an album. #imaginarybandnames
@QueenMabWords Good luck!
@ArchiaLiz She smells nice.
@ArchivaLiz @lnxcwby No way. I can see it in her eyes.
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