Michaele Davis - FriendFeed

Mmmmmm, organic lamb sausage sandwich at @VinoeFormaggio...

14 minutes ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@ArchivaLiz Don't fall for it! Also, go to bed.

14 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Lose the dress and wear the boots instead..." ♫ http://blip.fm/~n755g

15 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@lnxcwby, @ArchivaLiz, see you soon! Also, if either one of yous guys wants ta pick up some mid-grade beer, that'd be swell.

20 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

What's for dinner? Beer braised beef ribs, German potato salad, grilled peppers, and fruit salad. 'Bout to ring the dinner bell. Werd.

20 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

is the Meanest Mom In The World. All you other horrible mothers can suck it. #momspotting #nerdlings

21 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Only got the kitchen cleaned this morning. Lame. Now I have errands to run. Apparently. #dayoff #springcleaning

yesterday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Had a spectacular lunch at @VinoeFormaggio with @itsmegiselle. Good stuff!

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"We're like 7 11. We're not always doing business, but we're always open."

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Bad television is the explanation or this. You see this in Bad Television... This James Bond shit never happens in real life."

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Shut your FAT ASS, Ramey! I can't go buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you fucked!"

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"That certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"i'm an expert in *snap* 'nameology'"

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Charlie Bronson's always got rope...you never know what you need the rope for, you just always do." "All right, get your fuckin' rope."

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Yay for Ron Jeremy! *drink two*

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"You'll have to ask your mom, but it's ok with me if your friends sleep over." Oh also, they'll probably mostly be Smecker quotes.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Why don't you get me a cafe latte. Twist of lemon... Sweet & Low."

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Every year I'm reminded af what a sweet ass movie Boondock Saints is. Fo. Rillz. Let the quoting commence...

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@ArchivaLiz Oi! We're drinking carbombs later and watching Boondock Saints. THAT, my friend, is TRADITION!

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Last minute Shepherd's Pie FTW. #stpattysday #imadamnfinecook #andhumbletoo

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Unmasked at last! RT @sheldoncooper: I'm The Stig.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

From the archives: http://talulattdh.blogspot.com/2008... P.S. I did not get a chance to go to Ned's this year. *sad* Happy St. Patty's Day!

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Dear Man In Truck with Tiny Dogs In Sweaters: I feel for you, dude. Stay strong.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Sex Dice - http://xkcd.com/708/

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"War Movies of Yore" is a good name for an album. #imaginarybandnames (via @lnxcwby #areyouhappynow)