Mike Abundo

"That exclamation point with something splashing out of it is not phallic at all." - Mike Abundo

"Gayness is actually more genetically-influenced than left-handedness. I hope parents aren't still trying to change their left-handed children." - Mike Abundo

"Another Pacino management gem from The Devil's Advocate: stay in touch your people on the ground. Care about what they want, and nurture their dreams. "I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man has been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him. In spite of all his imperfections, I'm a fan of man!"" - Mike Abundo

"When evil is normal, justice is perversion." - Mike Abundo

"Their baby back ribs are amazing. Heck, I'd go there just for the ribs." - Mike Abundo

"Thanks for the quote! You've spotted an extremely important distinction. The ICG Guidelines do not require accreditation and IDs. The CRS does. It is through these requirements that CPH gains terrifying leverage -- over both organizers and cosplayers. Of course, they've already gained a terrifying amount of leverage by trademarking the word "cosplay"." - Mike Abundo

"Thanks for the quote! You've spotted an extremely important distinction. The ICG Guidelines do not require accreditation and IDs. The CRS does. This is where CPH gains terrifying leverage -- over both cosplayers and organizers." - Mike Abundo

"First they trademark the art, then they mark the artists." - Mike Abundo

"Blatant, insensitive fakery is unacceptable, on Facebook or anywhere else." - Mike Abundo

"EA tried to pull this with Crysis 2. They eventually gave in and added DX11 support." - Mike Abundo

"Why should disrupting a religious event carry a heavier penalty than disrupting any other event?" - Mike Abundo

"If Rizal were alive today, he would be in prison." - Mike Abundo

"If Rizal were alive today, he would be in prison." - Mike Abundo

"Anubis is a worthless mutt. Loki is a lying trickster. Baal is a dirty goat. There, I've offended religious feelings across three religions." - Mike Abundo

"If Rizal were alive today, he would be in prison." - Mike Abundo

"If Carlos Celdran should go to prison, then Joss Whedon should go to prison. The Avengers movie portrays a Norse god as a douche." - Mike Abundo

"Ever heard of the four-hour work week? Well, this guy achieved the zero-hour work week!" - Mike Abundo

"Orbital Filipino Workers." - Mike Abundo

"To them, Filipinos are just cattle." - Mike Abundo