Is it the kind of drug test where they actually give you drugs? Because that would explain your reaction. - Akiva Moskovitz

I have the funniest drug test story ever . . . but I can only tell it in person - Lindsey is Fierce!

I had to take a drug test too, and even though I'm 100 percent clean it still had me nervous. - Sue Radd

Was there a guy standing next to you to make sure you weren't using someone else's urine? - Derrick

Remember the old Broadway song?? "The Secret Service Makes Me Nervous" :) - Roberto Bonini

The worst for me is the pee-in-a-cup test. Since I know they're waiting for me, I get wicked shy-bladder. - Jon, the Chilled Beartato from fftogo

I drank a liter of cranberry juice before I went. Hopefully, it cleaned out my system enough. - Mike Nayyar

When I took mine a few years ago, I was thinking "I hope no one switches the samples!" - Bwana ☠

Interestingly it could also be called "intelligence test"... :P Failing a drug-test tells enough about a person, anyway... - Jemm

Have you had any poppyseed muffins in the past few days? LOL - Steve

I had one before my new job, too. And I had, without thinking, taken Benadryl the day before. I was petrified that it'd show up as methadone or something and I'd be screwed. - Nine

I think the nervousness says one of 2 things: 1. lack of confidence in its accuracy or 2. feelings that this is an invasion of your privacy. - April Russo (app103)

Valium and percocet are a nice combination to calm you down. Or, you could just smoke a joint, but it makes some people paranoid. - Cristo

The nice thing about Valium and Percocet is that you can get away with taking those if you have a prescription. MJ showing up a drug test will most likely get you fired. - Alex Scoble

He already took the drug test. - Cristo

Ok - we'll give you a pass on saying you haven't done any drugs but that you use alcohol. ;) But anyway, +1 Chris. - Anthony Citrano

it's that poppy seed muffin you had for breakfast - mike "glemak" dunn

BTW I love how dumb it is what they choose to test for. But that's another story... - Anthony Citrano

Had to take a test once where a guy was in the urinal with me...at least I thought he was there to monitor my test. - Steve

It's the only test I know I can always pass! I've passed it about 30 times over the last 9 years. - David Cook from fftogo

Update: I passed my test, which I knew I would. Now, when I said I didn't do drugs, I should have clarified: I don't consider mary jane a drug. But I haven't done that. Plus, I've never been well at ease with drugs tests. I feel like that's the sort of thing to stay between me and my doctor. - Mike Nayyar