RT @GoogleBreaking: In celebration of #McFlyday a random person that #Retweets this will win a pair of Nike McFly Sneakers from the Back To The Future Movie.
RT @Lowenaffchen: Nickelback's manager's phone rings. "Chad's horny again," the voice says. He sighs, slams down the phone and retrieves a dildo from his desk
RT @mattarden: Dear hippy vendor, is the irony completely lost on you that you're selling a cheap "I'm the 99%" tee shirt for $25? #UnionSquareThoughts