“made in China”, the “Red Flag-7″ missile systems can take down a target anywhere up to 8 miles away with a 80-90% success rate. - minus3 via Bookmarklet
That's how Lego trains children to choke. - minus3
Turns out they suck: http://www.flakmag.com/misc/le...: "Legos are geometrically shaped. They have little nubs. They come in different colors. But the thing that makes them fun is that YOU CAN STACK THEM IN ORDER TO BUILD THINGS. So these are not really Lego Fun Snacks. They are Lego Snacks." - ⓞnor
The trick is to stack them together in your belly. - minus3
"Fruit snacks are terrible. Their insipid, gelatinous, uninspired candy-sweet fruit flavors appeal only to children and idiots." I resent being called a child. - Jim Norris
I just made a Death Star complete wiith X-Wing fighters approaching out of them in my belly. I do not have many friends. - Steve Craft
"A fearsome mess of green snot and drool emerges from the dog's mouth and nose, and you have to pick out plastic "germs" embedded in the ectoplasm" - yummie - minus3 via Bookmarklet
