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I just wrote the phrase "Ability to effectively interface across all levels of the hierarchy." I must really be desperate for a job =P
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This reminds me of that 'résumés in plain language' site that was around during the dotcom crash. It presented this kind of language in actual, real language (but in a snarky way, of course). It was hilarious. This probably would be translated into 'I can have conversations with people. Even people not on my own team!'
- Akiva Moskovitz
LOL Wash it off!
- Captain Bubbles
Akiva, that's pretty much it. I dislike business-ese, but a gal's gotta do what a gal's gotta do!
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
oh Christ, you're starting to sound like management material there...moving forward. :P
- Joe Silence is not dead
Dude, if it means getting a steady paycheck I'd be willing to sound like a longshoreman...
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
Just avoid the objective! I don't know anyone who still takes those even remotely seriously.
- Akiva Moskovitz
i'm not criticising, i'm just making light. :)
- Joe Silence is not dead
I understand, Joe =) But seriously, if anyone knows of a job where I can get paid for talking like a longshoreman, lemme know!
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
The verbiage around my shop is salty enough that sometimes I wince.
- MVB (Curmudgeon of FF)
I soooo wish I could 'effectively interface across all levels of the hierarchy'
- Holly Rae, FFer
It sounds so dirty when you say it, Holly Rae!!
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
Tina the Longshoreman. Sounds like a photo opp.
- Russellreno
Sounds like you're ready for Enterprise 2.0 Tina.
- Hutch Carpenter
Hehe Hutch, when I read it I was thinking Jim Kirk needs to see this resume immediately!
- jcunwired
The office hierarchy ;) http://friendfeed-media.com/6c94d13...
- Eric Logan
ha. can i adapt a version of that for my own resume? :)
- edythe
<pedant>"to effectively interface" is a split infinitive.</pedant><Elmore Leonard>Using adverbs is bad.</Elmore> "I am fluent in Geek and Muppet"
- sjjh
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om nom nom :)
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:)))))))))))))))
- 2ndmoon©
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У молоці популярних українських марок знайшли небажану мікрофлору та антибіотики - http://www.dt.ua/3000...
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we shall bow before him
- Dickbuttkick
what an achiever :) determination rules :)
- Chris Hofmann
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Британія погодилась реформувати англійську мову заради ЄС http://www.azh.com.ua/newspag...
Awesome touchdown!
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SCORE!
- Shevonne
i would be crapping myself.
- Joe Silence is not dead
Joe: I'd be crapping so many bricks, you could build another story to this bunker!
- Morgan Haley
"let's go guys, LET'S GO! this building is about to COLLAPSE!" :D
- AJ Batac
"Bishop!"
- Jeremy (cropmarks)
Wow!
- Chieze Okoye
jeremy wins!
- Morgan Haley
"MORGAAAN! WEE ARRE LEEEAVING!"
- Joe Silence is not dead
"What's taking him so long? Let's go without him!"
- AJ Batac
Wow....that's pretty awesome.
- Rahsheen ™, Coach Rah
woah
- mikepk
wonder if this picture is real
- AJ Batac
according to a couple of people of my acquaintance who would know, it is.
- Joe Silence is not dead
100% sack...
- Johnny Worthington
the majority of the time when we were doing helicopter inserts the pilots never touched the ground at all. heck we were lucky if they slowed down or got within 10 feet of the ground :)
- bear (aka Mike Taylor)
looks like John Matrix's house in Commando
- Toby Graham
:)
- سیدیونس
Awesome
- celloliza
Source?
- Steve Lacey
wow
- winckel
a badass pilot can overcome almost anything except extreme weather and catastrophic mechanical failure. those twin rotor helicopters are all getting quite elderly now. THAT'S that part that worries me most.
- Joe Silence is not dead
are they playing MW2 in real?
- Chris Hofmann
That is crazy cool!
- John Tastad
Y'know the coolest thing? I bet the pilot the of that Chinook looks back at that picture and says, "Oh, it was nothin'. Just doin' my job."
- Andrew Terry
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