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"Hi, I'm Cooper & I'm your cousin & you're my cousin." Three-year-olds are aces.
Already suffering from protein exhaustion. Sorry, cows & earth. Blame the 'rents. http://pic.gd/411f2b
@throughthelinz Oh no! I hope you're alright!
Burlington Coat Factory outs a double agent. http://pic.gd/969614
Kat is heading to Dallas.
@anthonymc I. Am. So. Uncomfortable. Did you wipe deer pee all over yourself? Because that is gross, cheating.
Tweethearts, I assure you I know the diff between its/it's and your/you're, even if I don't always tweet it. #englishmaipromise
exhausted. want to go to bed. but olive's in the process of killing a roach thrice her size. letting nature take it's course.
"...Do you want the power bracelet?" "Yes." How could you answer any other way.
Cruising the dirty 'Co, rocking a Hall & Oates box set. Friday livin'.
Making every day a celebration: http://tweetphoto.com/hsljacsx
"You know who IG-88 is, don't even lie." - @cmweed to one Mary Z.
Debating Han Solo's greatest pimp moment. Survey says: "I know."
"We're at a restaurant. You don't 'close out.'" "We're alcoholics. We always 'close out.'"
Hollah-ing at my boy. Caleb's bday. Expect festive tweets.
@jonathangitlin Aha! I was cleverly honing my "ironic & beleaguered" persona. Also, serious about those. We're doing it.
Memorizing hot-button words & practicing smug indignation. It saves time over pussy-moves like "seeking to understand the issue."
#followfriday: Do you like information? Do you like clever and/or beautiful illustrations? Follow @infobeautiful & have your mind blown.
#followfriday, cont.: Do you love things that are precious? Do you love anthropomorphism? Follow @oliveandliam & I'll give you a treat.
Kat is donating her status to Walter, a cat at the ASPCA who needs a new home (http://www.aspca.org/aspca-n...).
Alright, Friday. Let's hit it. *horns*
Twitch of the Death Nerve - http://www.netflix.com/Movie...
Twitch of the Death Nerve
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