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posted two messages on Twitter

“I love you guys, but please stop saying "w00t." I can smell the leather of your cellphone holsters from miles away.”

3 hours ago - Link

“I love you guys, but please stopping saying "W00t." I can smell the leather of your cellphone holsters from miles away.”

3 hours ago - Link

posted an entry on FFFFOUND! / MOI / FOUND

Anatomy Of A LEGO Minifig | Pic | Gear

16 hours ago - Link

posted four entries on FFFFOUND! / MOI / FOUND

FOUR FIFTHS DESIGN

19 hours ago - Link

FOUR FIFTHS DESIGN

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posted two messages on Twitter

“I wonder if McCain ever got that shame out of his eye.”

19 hours ago - Link

“Wow. @misterconnolly counted over 225 blinks during McCain's final remarks.”

19 hours ago - Link

posted four messages on Twitter

“Joe's not a plumber, he works at a button factory.”

20 hours ago - Link

“"I've got the scars to prove it" is something your drunk uncle says just before he blacks out and falls into the grill, spatula flying.”

20 hours ago - Link

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posted a message on Twitter

“You know that assclown in high school who had spiked hair and bragged loudly about all the "bitches" he "boned?" He's at this bus stop.”

yesterday at 1:47 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“My dentist loves Palin. She told me all about it before she gave me the shot of epinephrine from a helicopter.”

yesterday at 12:02 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“The problem with loving cheese that smells like feet is that sometimes your socks make you salivate and look around for a baguette.”

Tuesday at 11:53 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“My housemate asked why I drink so much Red Bull. I didn't have the energy to explain.”

Tuesday at 3:34 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“AMBER ALERT @genochurch's 14 yr old daughter is missing http://tinyurl.com/5yodvb - PLEASE RETWEET #NOT_A_JOKE”

Tuesday at 11:22 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“The way everyone leans in to photos, you'd think that film was pyramid-shaped.”

Monday at 3:30 pm - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“Hair sprouting from my palm? I knew this day would come.”

Monday at 1:08 pm - Link

“I'm heading to the new Ristretto cafe on Williams, just S. of Failing. Got to caffeinate my computing. Join me and I'll buy you coffee.”

Monday at 12:39 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“They make slingshots with laser sights? Next you're going to tell me they make skateboards with motors.”

Sunday at 5:57 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Attending church, otherwise known as Mississippi Records. Hope to find God on a cumbia record.”

Sunday at 1:18 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Got a $7 tip for playing "Ruler of My Heart" by Irma Thomas. Guy who tipped me said it was his deceased mother's favorite song.”

Sunday at 2:41 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“This bar is mavericky.”

Saturday at 10:16 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Playing records at Vendetta tonight. Come out and level up. I'll provide the saucy soundtrack to tomorrow morning's regrets.”

Saturday at 9:00 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“I deejay where eagles dare.”

Saturday at 7:03 pm - Link

shared an item on Google Reader

Walking.

Saturday at 5:48 pm - Link

"Oh my God, learn how to use a blinker before I cut off your scrotum and hang your testicles like fuzzy dice from my rearview mirror." - Simon Goetz

posted a message on Twitter

“Trader Joe's is the NPR of grocery stores. It's always a pledge drive and you can't turn down the volume.”

Saturday at 5:10 pm - Link

loved a song on Last.fm

Chipmunk – Who Are You

October 11 at 1:34 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“High school reunion? No thanks. Instead I'll drink a glass of Sudafed, drive through the wall of a yarn shop, and spill bongwater on myself.”

October 11 at 1:28 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“The sun is a goddamn politician today, smiling brightly but cold as cubes. Wish it needed my vote.”

October 11 at 11:16 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Noah found a tall bike in his yard, left there by someone who was high.”

October 11 at 5:42 am - Link

loved a song on Last.fm

Organized Konfusion – Releasing Hypnotical Gases

October 11 at 5:13 am - Link

posted an entry on FFFFOUND! / MOI / FOUND

Edythe

October 11 at 2:34 am - Link

shared an item on Google Reader

Mastodon Straight Razor comes with old world elegance and Mammoth tusk

October 10 at 10:32 pm - Link

"The razor comes with a 10,000-year-old fossilized Siberian Wooly Mammoth Ivory handle and the restored vintage deadstock blades with sterling silver linings and rivets are straight from the scene of a Charles Dickens novel." I thought it was only legal to use orphan bone these days. - Simon Goetz

posted two entries on FFFFOUND! / MOI / FOUND

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October 10 at 8:15 pm - Link

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October 10 at 8:14 pm - Link

favorited a video on YouTube

Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women