Haha, good one. Love the contrast with the newspaper piece. - ElijahBailey-Zu of FF <0,

as per Scoble: Bacon FriendFeed haz it - sofarsoShawn

Welcome back to the Church of Bacon, Mona. - Tudor Bosman

SIGH. I can't stay away. It's an addiction and a personal problem. SIGH. So. Much. Drama. ;) - Mona Nomura

...but does the bacon come out cooked or uncooked? it's all about how the bacon is prepared. i like mine crispy on the edges with just a teensy bit of chewy in the middle. - .LAG liked that

LAG: It's a machine where you put in GOLD and you get BACON. Trust me, bacon comes out just the way you want it. Any way you want it. It's MAGIC! - Tudor Bosman

Just like how one doesn't look for Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds YOU, bacon just knows how you like it prepared. Plus, like Tudor says, it's MAGIC. - Mona Nomura

Tudor... great point. if I put in a bar of Fort Knox gold, some damn good bacon is coming out the other end! hahaha - .LAG liked that