You're gonna need a bigger broom. - Steven Perez

HOW do I get rid of this? It's MOCKING me. - Mona Nomura

spray? no spray? is it in the doorway? - Kamilah Gill

Yes - right when I open the door, it's just... hanging out. I am TERRIFIED of spiders. - Mona Nomura

Just pick it up with your teeth. - Akiva Moskovitz

Akiva - you almost made me pass out. - Mona Nomura

Hairspray and a lighter.......torch that MFer..... - George Smith

There's another spider behind it. And if I kill this one, the other juicy one is going to see. And its gonna come after me. Spiders stick together. - Mona Nomura

It's spiders all the way down. - Akiva Moskovitz

How did you get TWO spiders in your house overnight? Are you hosting a fly convention or something? - Sparky Crocker

Girlfriend, where is your big ass can of RAID. It kills everything. And you should have a broom nearby. Just run at that mofo screaming like a banshee. - Yolanda

Spiders stick together. There's another GINORMOUS one RIGHT behind it. If I kill this one, the other will see. And Yolanda: LMAO! - Mona Nomura

LMAO @ Yolanda. - Derrick

If the other one will see, kill the first one in a really gruesome way as an example. Then look at the other one and give it the crazy eyes. - Neal Jansons

I had a couple of door spiders take up residence in my front door earlier this summer. http://blog.imabug.net/archive... I even fed one of them http://blog.imabug.net/archive... - Imabug

In ARACHNOPHOBIA, the main character used a nail gun. Do you have a nail gun? :) - Steven Perez

You guys aren't listening. RIGHT behind that fucker is ANOTHER one. If I kill one, the other one will SEE and I will get ATTACKED in my sleep!! - Mona Nomura from IM

You guys should see our backyard every Spring. It's like frickin' Shelob's lair back there. Webs go all the way across the yard from one tree to the next. I've even seen them build webs that hang across the shared drive between our house and our neighbor's house. - Akiva Moskovitz

Mona - you have to be strong. You must slay them both! Mona the Spider Slayer! - Yolanda

@George Smith: That's very James Bond of you. +1 - Kevykev

simple. spiders eat spiders. using the longest thing to hand push the first spider into the second one's web. when the carnage is over flick the remaining spider outside. of course, they may decide to get it on and then you'll have lots of baby spiders, but I'm sure you'll be able to dispose of an egg sac before then.......Mona?....Are you there, Mona....? Guys, I think we have a problem..... - WorldofHiglet

WOH that is my BIGGEST nightmare. - Mona Nomura from IM

You should get rid of it, Arachnophobia style. Get some wine and a match and get down to business. Or you could borrow my son. He is who kills all the bugs that come near me. - Shevonne

omg, I love that first graphic! :D It's the planning that goes into defusing a nuke. :} - vijay

The spider is your friend. Learn to love the spider. They keep the fly population down! - Slippy "Threadsbane" Lane

I can't do it. I've been trying to shoo it away but everytime I open the door, it's just... there. Hanging out. - Mona Nomura

The hairspray flamethrower really works, and it's satisfying as hell. Just sayin. - Clay Newton

Yes Mona - It's very satisfying and the flames burn the webs too which are just as creepy as the spiders to me.... - George Smith

Aw.. I like spiders. Poor thing - Rodfather

Spiders are supposed to bring good luck to any dwelling. Doesn't stop me from shrieking in stark terror when I see one. - Helen Sventitsky

I let a daddy longleg be my roommate a while ago. It chilled in the far corner of my room and I threw swatted flies in the web once in a while. One day, it crept too close and I had to crush it. - Rodfather

This is one of my favorite threads ever. I feel for you, Mona. And +1 Steven Perez - the Jaws joke had to be made. But really, get a big f--ing broom and smack the crap out of both of them. - Carla Thompson