Morgan

Just because your friends jump over the fiscal cliff, doesn't mean you have to!

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what's happening all y'all. long time no smell

I was carving bird shapes out of lunchmeat the other day, and all of a sudden I realized that I had created 'Toucans of SPAM' from 2 cans of SPAM...mind blowing

lame-o-matic (spoiler alert)

OK, I have finally purchased my first Apple product - a 64gig iPod Touch.....Now what do I do with it?

Pacific Ring of Fire: Next big quake prediction: I predict it will be on the Cascadia subduction zone, right offshore from the Seattle, WA / Vancouver Island area. Considering the 9.0+ quakes in Japan, Chile and New Zealand over the last few years, there's only 1 corner of the pacific plate that hasn't slipped...sorry for anyone living in the area

Sign seen above urinals in mens restroom, LAX international arrivals terminal:" Don't put your foriegn things in urinals! "

so how many of you FFers are living in Seattle?

Has anyone tried the new triple decker Oreos yet? They are available nationwide starting today.

Big Fishy! Um, fellas on top....Yeah, you might wanna get inside the cage....

How warm is the inside of a Tauntaun? Luke warm

Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot almost all the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Also with his poor diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...A super fragile callused mystic hexed by halitosis.

I want a Lytro camera for Christmas. Make this boy's dream come true

When I say 'SHAM', you say 'WOW'.....SHAM...

Confession Time: My name is Morgan, and yes, I watched the Miley Cyrus movie 'The Last Song' by myself last week (on HBO)....And yes...I cried like a little bitch at the end....*snif, snif*....That is all.

Happy Identity Theft Tuesday!

Oh Yeah Baby! Look OUT!

just received a notification that i have exceeded my monthly usage limit with my 'iTouchMySelf' device

There is too much work to be done, not enough time in which to do it, and far too much importance put on whether or not all is completed before time runs out. Water never hurt a man, but sheesh, the wheels can only spin so fast!

What (people) want What do customers, friends, the socially networked, users, neighbors, classmates, servers, administrators, employees... maybe even brands... want? notice me like me touch me do what I say miss me if I'm gone

So if a large group of adults wearing trenchcoats all open them at once, revealing their nakedness other than the coats, does that count as a Flash Mob?

hey you gamers - what is the 'smallest' playstation 3 avaialble? 160Gb? Other? Please help. Mucho Arigato!

Any of you FF'ers have any 'BCC - Reply All' funny stories?

For Georgie -

TUMMY - Lightweight Luggage and Business Gear for HeavyWeight Business Travellers!

DO ANYBODY NO? When did they start using both male and female names for hurricanes?

south of Denver last night...Virginia / DC / NYC today...??? Tomorrow....Don't wait until you start shaking to put together your 72 hour survival kits! Don't just put some batteries and band aids in a ziploc bag...plan ahead for lots of different scenarios...the kit i recently purchased had a deck of playing cards, something i would have forgot.

Hypothetical situation (allegedly) - After how many years of not 'getting busy' does a person re-qualify as a virgin? Are there any forms that need to be filled out? If the celibacy was almost exclusively involuntary, does that change the qualification parameters?

Royal Wedding - Yeah, ok, cool and all. But how about the MOH, Kate's sister and how well she pulled off that dress she was wearing! DAYUM! I'd put a ring on that!