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Jon, the Beartato of FF
Worst thing to say to someone you've just run into:
July 6
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Wow! Did you gain weight? [This was said to me when I rain into a guy I hadn't seen in 9 years. I was 6 mos. pregnant.] -
Anika
'Oh, crap. I thought you were dead.' -
Akiva Moskovitz
uh? who you? -
vijay
What smells like ass? -
Steve Lowe
Could have sworn you were somebody I slept with once. -
Jon, the Beartato of FF
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Hey, don't I follow you on Twitter? -
Iain Baker
@Anika, yikes. -
Jon, the Beartato of FF
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What are you doing in the gay porn isle, Dad? -
Jason Wyttenbach
[nothing; you just speed away before they can call the cops or get your license plate] -
Akiva Moskovitz