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Jon, the Beartato of FF
Worst thing to say to someone you've just run into:
Wow! Did you gain weight? [This was said to me when I rain into a guy I hadn't seen in 9 years. I was 6 mos. pregnant.] - Anika
'Oh, crap. I thought you were dead.' - Akiva Moskovitz
uh? who you? - vijay
What smells like ass? - Steve Lowe
Could have sworn you were somebody I slept with once. - Jon, the Beartato of FF from Android
Hey, don't I follow you on Twitter? - Iain Baker
@Anika, yikes. - Jon, the Beartato of FF from Android
What are you doing in the gay porn isle, Dad? - Jason Wyttenbach
[nothing; you just speed away before they can call the cops or get your license plate] - Akiva Moskovitz