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is it still too soon for 9/11 jokes? what do you FF'ers think?
The Bohemian Penguin and Maxamad (Amazigh) liked this
Nope. Gottfreid killed at Hef's Friar Club roast.
- MVB (Curmudgeon of FF)
Family Guy didn't think so
- Maxamad (Amazigh)
Yeah he did. And then tore it up with the aristocrats joke...classic.
- Morgan Haley
Knock Knock....Who's there?....9/11......9/11 who?....YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!
- Morgan Haley
NOICE!
- MVB (Curmudgeon of FF)
Al Queda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
- Morgan Haley
damn, these are cold...funny,but cold....
- Morgan Haley
El Que Ida are the Mexican branch of the organization I've heard
- Maxamad (Amazigh)
Why Didn't You Do It? WTF?
Rodfather, Joe Silence is not dead, Steven Perez and Mol, Time Warping liked this
I'M SORRY!
- Josh Haley
ftw, :p
- chaz2b
I didnt want to.
- Mary Carmen
cos i have a feckin' Ph.D. in skiving!
- Joe Silence is not dead
Just gotta say: 'Go Dodgers!'
i ♥ derrick #bellymeme, Victor Ganata and pea ♥ fierce as a woozle liked this
Don't stop believing!
- Victor Ganata
*blocked*
- Rodfather
you been drinking from the Haterade fountain Rodfather?
- Morgan Haley
I'm a Giants fan. Dodgers will always suck it. I don't care who wins the World Series, just as long as it's not the Dodgers.
- Rodfather
Rodfather has brought darkness to my heart. I now find myself conflicted, holding The Rodfather in the highest regard as the Patriarch of the Community. But having just discovered that he is a SF GayAnts fan, and therefore a Dodger hater....But he IS the Rodfather, and that is old school Sicilian greaseball shit, which I must respect, on this, the day of his daughter's wedding. And it's not like he's a Washington Redskin's fan...because that would be unforgivable.
- Morgan Haley
Haha
- Rodfather
what is the short or abbreviated way to list 'consultants'. Example: A welcome board for a visitor from a company named something like 'Disco Freddy Lighting Experts and Consultants'?
i ♥ derrick #bellymeme liked this
& Co.
- Josh Haley
I TCP/IP but mostly IP
Jemm, Josh Haley, Mathew™ one of a kind and 18 other people liked this
bad morgan
- Amber, Random Time Lord
It's his first time, c'mon Amber.
- Josh Haley
Defiant meme regurgitation, FTW!!
- Helen Sventitsky
i love how no one noticed i tried to respond to all the posts in the moment of win with that, then got tired of typing partway through
- Amber, Random Time Lord
ha ha ha
- Josh Haley
had to go back and finish before bed
- Amber, Random Time Lord
:)
- Josh Haley
Happy Birthday to my little bruddah, Josh Haley! I’ve been your brother for the last 38 years. We’ve had all kinds of fun together. We’ve had some crappy times together (mostly because of me being a dickhead-asshole-prick-bully). We’ve watched each other grow up (and recently grow ‘out’). We’ve both become fathers. We share a love of lethargy and...
i ♥ derrick #bellymeme, Majento, Anne Bouey and 47 other people liked this
Happy birthday Josh! May you have more bubble baths!
- AJ Batac
Yay for the Morgans! Happy Birfday, Josh!!! =D
- Anna Haro
cuties :D
- martha
L O L
- Josh Haley
Yay!
- Spidra Webster
"lethargy and...?" I didn't know it was going to be a cliffhanger post!
- Spidra Webster
I am in suspense. HOW WILL MY LIFE END???
- Josh Haley
Family Guy. Love of lethargy and the Family Guy.
- Trish Haley
This rocks so hard! Happy Birfday, Josh!
- nakachi
This is awesome.
- DO ANYBODY NO MONIQUE
oh, wow! *sniff*
- WorldofHiglet
Morgan, you know just how to be a sweetheart, don't you?
- Ladybug Heather
*bump*
- Spidra Webster
37 down. Probably knock out the rest of them by the end of 2010. Yay.
Jeff P. Henderson, Steven Perez, pea ♥ fierce as a woozle and 3 other people liked this
How can you hit all the states SURROUNDING Pennsylvania, but never make it in there? This boggles my mind.
- Mike Nayyar
I foresee a FF road trip meetup in Alaska in the future.
- Amy℠
boggles mine too. i was scheduled to go to philly late last year, but that fell through
- Morgan Haley
Alaska in summer is stunning. And I'm saying this as someone who's NOT an outdoorswoman.
- Spidra Webster
What is this? All the states that HAZ GOOGLE WAVE!? I B N KANSAS WHY I NOT HAZ IT!
- Danny Minick
Selling Used Textbooks - Anyone have a suggestion on the least painful way to sell some used textbooks online? I have a friend with 6 used books that he wants to sell. Any suggestions would be much appreciated. Success and horror stories on your experiences are welcome! Thanks in advance to all you sexy and talented FriendFeeders!
Jim Hearts FF and Josh Haley liked this
I sold books via amazon but that was about 4 years ago. It was very easy. I sold a scant few textbooks, but I made a relative boatload of money on each one. Check the listings on those particular books in amazon marketplace to see the going price and guage demand. Try to undercut the minimum price in the same condition if you can. If it's a book that's needed it will sell quickly. I had one that sold for over 60 bucks within minutes of listing.
- Jim Hearts FF
When I was in college, I sold and bought on Half.com. Same idea as Amazon (what Jim recommended).
- Rochelle
Amazon.com huh? What, do they sell books now? :-)
- Morgan Haley
one or two.
- Jim Hearts FF
Amazon also suggests price. Had a book I wanted to list for $50. It said a copy had sold for $325, I listed it for $350 and it sold quickly
- Bob Morris (polizeros)
from iPhone
"You! Lye!" Firmly instructing someone to use Lye (sodium hydroxide) to cure foods such as lutefisk, green olives, hominy, lye rolls, etc.
Jandy, ConcertMaven of FF, Yolanda, Josh Haley and 3 other people liked this
"Yule Eye" 1. A nickname for someone especially talented in the field of Christmas decorating, holiday event planning, party hosting, gift-giving, etc. 2. Someone, when out holiday shopping, who is able to quickly and almost instinctively select the perfect gift, in the perfect price range, for almost anyone, from anyone.
- Morgan Haley
“You Lie… …down with dogs, you get up with fleas.” An assertion that human failings, such as dishonesty and foolishness, are contagious. Advice on being careful about the company we keep.
- Morgan Haley
"You’ll Eye" ‘You will eye that person, thing, etc.’ – basically a prediction to someone that they will gaze upon someone or something at some point in the future.
- Morgan Haley
"You Lie!" Exclamation from one party to another, stating firmly that in their opinion, the statement previously made by the other party, is not true. It also implies that the untrue statement was made with the intention of trying to pass it off as true.
- Morgan Haley
Yu Lai - my middle school pal back in Hawaii.
- Josh Haley
from iPhone
Yuly - The seventh month of the year, as said by someone whose native tongue does not contain the "j" sound.
- Jandy, ConcertMaven of FF
Any FriendFeeders out there familiar with Invodo? Ever use them? Likes? Dislikes? I'm getting ready to take the blue pill and need advice!
Josh Haley liked this
nope
- Josh Haley
from iPhone
I haven't heard of it before.
- ha3rvey (doink doink)
"What is objectionable, what is dangerous, about extremists is not that they are extreme, but that they are intolerant. The evil is not what they say about their cause but what they say about their opponents."
– Robert F. Kennedy
Lo, Steven Perez, Josh Haley and 6 other people liked this
Of course, what would you expect from that #GodlessCommiePinkoSocialistNaziLiberalWeenieOfAKennedy ? ;-)
- Ladybug Heather
i used to think Mondays were evil. Now I think Tuesdays are the really sneaky days. they act all innocent and nice, like 'at least we aren't Mondays'....but then they pack a wicked punch
Steven Perez, Ladybug Heather, Yolanda and 17 other people liked this
Agreed. I've always thought Tuesdays got way too much credit without actually doing much to deserve it.
- pea ♥ fierce as a woozle
so to Tuesdays I say 'Bring it on you bastards! Hit me with your best shot! You got nothing! I spit and fart in your general direction!" *braces for the hit*
- Morgan Haley
Bad day?
- Katie: Witch Of The West
I've always disliked Tuesdays more than Mondays. Mondays you can semi-stumble through the day since "it's just Monday". Tuesday you really have to start getting to work. What fun is that?
- CAJ, somewhere else
Curtis: you make a very good point. but where can i get away with 'it's just Tuesday'? :-)
- Morgan Haley
It's like some ancient curse, no matter what you do, there's always a "Monday" - that day of the week we all dread. However, if you're lucky, you can be middle management and wander around with coffee in one hand and papers in the other looking busy. :D
- CAJ, somewhere else
Um, yeah, Curtis. I'm going to need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. Yeah, we'll all start working at the usual time, yeah, 9:00. And, um, yeah, we'll need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. *yoinks the stapler off your desk*
- Ladybug Heather
rite in da' froat.
- mikepk
Heather, I'm burnin' this mutha down! Accidentally, of course.
- CAJ, somewhere else
And I know NOBODY cares, but I need to say that I FRIGGEN' HATE THE REALITME FRIENDFEED. it SUCKS compared to the old style. Call me a loser. Call me an old fogey. Call me tonight to snuggle. Just call me.
AJ Batac, Ladybug Heather, Josh Haley and 14 other people liked this
Ditto. Permanent pause FTW.
- pea ♥ fierce as a woozle
Also, about this calling you business, kind of hard to do so without a number. *ahem* If you know what I mean, and I think you do. ;-)
- pea ♥ fierce as a woozle
I have gotten used to it, but most of the transition was removing or blocking users that I had followed just because and wasn't really interested in and relegating the chattier people that I found were mostly reshare noise to a list that didn't show on the home feed. I'll see them through FoaF if it is really worth reading.
- matthew john ernisse
*snuggles Morgan*
- Sparky Crocker
ate one ate sex seven nyne one zero fyve ate.
- Morgan Haley
secret code : FAIL
- Morgan Haley
maybe paws is my answer...
- Morgan Haley
It's the only way.
- pea ♥ fierce as a woozle
someone cracked my code. cool.
- Morgan Haley
I are smurt!
- pea ♥ fierce as a woozle
you is be geen ee uss
- Morgan Haley
At the bottom of my main feed, I think it shows me hiding over 16 posts. I've turned off the FoaF feature. It's makes it better but not great. I know I miss out on a lot.
- Katie: Witch Of The West
I've been on permanent pause since real time was implemented.
- Rochelle
GET OFF YOUR OWN LAWN!
- Mark Wilson
Your an old Fogey......
- Bill Heslin
old? yes. fogey? sure, why not. old fogey? i guess. but it's my lawn and i'll stand here nekkid if i wanna!
- Morgan Haley
I pause.
- Ben Hanten
I'm a permapause wench, myself.
- Ladybug Heather
Which is better? "Takes 2 AA batteries" or "Uses 2 AA batteries"?
Ladybug Heather, Kol Tregaskes, Carlton Prest and Josh Haley liked this
"Drains 2 AA batteries." ;)
- Laura B coughin'
"Runs on it's own"
- Josh Haley
Will Cost you 2 AA batteries every couple of days.
- CW™
btw, "Requires" is typical
- Josh Haley
Wow, you are all SO helpful....thank you sooo much....
- Morgan Haley
"Gobbles 2 AA batteries faster than Morgan and Josh gobble SPAM musubi"
- Morgan Haley
"Eats"
- Thom Kennon
Noms
- CW™
Mmmmmm, SPAM
- Josh Haley
from iPhone
"Two (2) AA batteries not included"
- Daniel J. Pritchett
Consumes, swallows whole.
- Meryn Stol
one A² Battery
- Mike Nencetti
Plugs into the wall, so as to provide intense waves of pleasure. Wait, what were we talking about here?
- Ladybug Heather
Why did the Pelican cross the road?
Ladybug Heather and The Bohemian Penguin liked this
Because he was on the wrong side.
- Morgan Haley
heh. silly.
- pea ♥ fierce as a woozle
Two Ecuadorians walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, "Man. It's a jungle out there!"
Ladybug Heather, The Bohemian Penguin, Mike Nencetti and 2 other people liked this
Office 2007 can lick my sweaty, hairy ball sack. It SUCKS ASS and should burn in Hell!!!! But i have to use it because my boss told me to...waaaah, waaah!
Josh Haley, Steven Perez, Ladybug Heather and 6 other people liked this
meaning that your boss sucks ass. Why not skip the middleman and go directly to your boss and tell him to lick your ballsack and suck your ass?
- Spidra Webster
he's under my desk right....unnnhhh..... now
- Morgan Haley
THAT'S the way to get a "raise".
- Spidra Webster
Pics or it didn't happen!
- Sparky Crocker
OK! Where is it!?!?
- sofarsoShawn
...but tell us how you really feel. .LOLz!
- .LAG liked that
sorry, he's shy...
- Morgan Haley
techie question: what size is best for small product info videos online? Like the ones you see on amazon.com, maybe 30 seconds - 60 seconds? what dimensions do you recommend?any feedback would be mucho appreciated!
pea ♥ fierce as a woozle and Josh Haley liked this
Any Los Angeles based FFers going to see Jackson Brown at the Greek tonight?
The Bohemian Penguin and Alex Scoble liked this
Nope...we're going to a free concert in the park....SO THERE!
- Katie: Witch Of The West
Advance apologies for this confession: I don't check to see if someone else has posted something before I post it. Maybe that's because 99% of what I post is just rambling, so I forget. Thanks for understanding....Signed: Mr. Play Jureyes.
Katie: Witch Of The West, vijay, FFing Enigma (aka Tina) and 6 other people liked this
Hey, glad to see you. I was just wondering where you were...
- Spidra Webster
ha. dodobird.
- pea ♥ fierce as a woozle
And if I'd known you'd been up here the last 5 days I woulda boughtcha a drink.
- Spidra Webster
Sup Morg. Let's go fishing soon.
- Josh Haley
2 phone calls back-to-back this morning: First Call - Garage/Mechanic giving me the updated cost estimate to replace the engine in my car. (I killed my first engine and will be replacing it with a rebuilt engine with approx 50K miles). The updated estimate is $2,500, which is at the highest end of the range he gave me on Saturday....
vijay, Mitch, Steve C and Lindsey is Fierce! liked this
Second Call (no more than 3 minutes later): Debt control company (they negotiate settlements with card companies on your behalf) with an offer from one card that must be paid by the end of the month. They offered $2,800, which is a great offer, assuming I had that kind of scratch lying around the house..... WAAAH.
- Morgan Haley
:-( I'm sorry, Morgan. Want to join Scott and me in bankruptcy court? I'm ready for the Ceremonial Shredding Of The Damned Credit Cards.
- Ladybug Heather
Thanks Ladybug. I'll be OK eventually. But this whole 'responsibility for my past actions' thing is a real pain in the ass sometimes!!!! ;-)
- Morgan Haley
:(
- Derrick
Morgan, I feel your pain dude. We just paid off Dave's 4 wheeler: the one he sold 8 years ago, before I even met him. Le sigh...
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
One thing about selling my car & not getting a new one: my vehicle fix bills are generally cheaper (although bike mechanics charge as much as auto mechs do). Of course, it's harder to live in LA without a car than it is here. Sorry the bad credit fairy has been strewing your path with fairy farts.
- Spidra Webster
UPDATE: They just called me and told me that the car is ready for pickup! That was fast! Gonna pick it up after work and hopefully drive it all the way home. If it breaks down before I get home, due to something they forgot to hook back up or whatever, that sound you hear in the distance - like someone is yelling really, really loudly - will be me standing next to my car, clenched fists pointed at the sky, arteries bulging in my neck, face turning dark red as I scream out something that rhymes with 'duck'.
- Morgan Haley
I haven't slept for 10 straight days...........because that would be too long.
Kol Tregaskes, The Bohemian Penguin, MVB (Curmudgeon of FF) and 20 other people liked this
Have you tried amphetamines?
- sofarsoShawn
heh, um, yes, but not recently....by the way, credit for the joke I posted goes to the late, great Mitch Hedberg....I miss him
- Morgan Haley
Canada MItch? NVMD not that Mitch found him.
- sofarsoShawn
Never heard him called that, but maybe?
- Morgan Haley
No it's a different friendfeed Mitch, found Canada Mitch.
- sofarsoShawn
Love him!
- Lindsey is Fierce!
RIP one of the greats
- Louis Simoneau
Hmm, I just noticed the irony that Friendfeed isn't a recognizable word with their spellchecker neither is the proper pronoun Mitch. That's Effed!
- sofarsoShawn
That's far from a bad joke ;)
- Lindsey is Fierce!
Other Mitch Hedberg favorites: 'I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to also"..."If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up."
- Morgan Haley
"Escalators temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Heather
"If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very weird way."
- Eivind
almost a record : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki... :-p
- TiTi
win xp service pack 3. anybody have an opinion - for or against - about installing this? if submitting a negative review, please don't be shy or hold anything back. if you like it, no real need to go into details. bonus points for comments that both inform and entertain. all comments and opinions are appreciated. my thanks to you in advance.
July 14: Conversational Blue Balls
When someone brings up a topic when talking but immediately drops it and refuses to switch back to the dropped topic.
Conversational Blue Balls is when:
"Goodness, did you hear about what happened?"
"What happened?"
"Anyways, I'm gonna go."
"Wait, what happened?"
"Oh, don't worry about it."
vijay, Lindsey is Fierce!, Spidra Webster and 10 other people liked this
L to the O L.
- Derrick
Only 364 shopping days left before my birthday! Mark your calendars!
Jemm, Lindsey is Fierce!, Helen Sventitsky and 6 other people liked this
Uh... happy belated birthday?
- ronin
hah! sasuga Morgan LOL! Happy Belated Birthday wishes. :D
- vijay
Happy belated birthday, Morgan!
- FFing Enigma (aka Tina)
*dead* Happy day late b-day, dood.
- Derrick
already done
- sofarsoShawn
Thanks everyone! I'll try to be as lated as I can, because everyone is wishing me a happy be lated. Is a 'lated' sort of like a 'latte'?
- Morgan Haley
Happy birthday! *tries to travel back in time to Saturday*
- Ladybug Heather
Happy yesterbirthday!
- Spidra Webster
Happy un-birthday! I hope the next 363 are as good as your birthday was. <3
- pea ♥ fierce as a woozle
Happy Birthday, on this day of my daughter's wedding ;)
- Rodfather
Yeah, I'm a crappy brother. I missed it yet again. Happy belated one you jackhole!
- Josh Haley
Happy Birthday, Morgan!
- Helen Sventitsky
Thanks again everyone. And the winner is......Rodfather!!! On this, the day of his daughter's wedding.
- Morgan Haley
By the way, for those of you keeping score at home, I just turned 42. I'm getting older, but still refuse to grow up. And after all, isn't 42 the answer to everything in the universe?
- Morgan Haley
indeed it is.
- Josh Haley
Happy birthday in advance!
- Jemm
I just gotta say - I Fing LOVE FFeed. Therefore vicariously I Fing LOVE all of YOU. So there you have it. I is take care my bitches cuz my bitches does is take care of me!
Adrian, Derrick, Ladybug Heather and 8 other people liked this
aaw. You're so sweet! Makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
- pea ♥ fierce as a woozle
pea- yeah baby. i like me the warm and fuzzies.
- Morgan Haley
comments disabled? what the fricken' crybaby wimp as fairy wings mama's boy kind of technique is that you wimpy as foo foo jerkwads?
Katie: Witch Of The West, Helen Sventitsky, Nia and 22 other people liked this
Uh...LOL?
- Rahsheen ™, Coach of FF
the 'comments disabled by SUPERFAIRY' doesn't show up right away
- Morgan Haley
haha
- Rodfather
Is that your pseudonynm for Arrington?
- sofarsoShawn
SUPERFAIRY applies to anyone that posts something and blocks comments from being made. "LISTEN TO ME!!! BUT DON'T TALK BACK"
- Morgan Haley
Oh so yeah,him too. Hehheee
- sofarsoShawn
yep. Said with such grace and candor. Very true.
- anna sauce
Do wings come with being a superfairy? If so, I should definitely like to be one.
- B. Hatin
i'm not sure if they do or not. but there's one way to find out!
- Morgan Haley
So Pea, Is there wings yet?
- B. Hatin
No but there's a halo.
- pea ♥ fierce as a woozle
Ha - Lo Ha - Lo Ha - Lo What? nobody is singing with me? Aw man!...
- Morgan Haley
I should think a halo couldn't get near you, "SP".
- B. Hatin
It's a bit tarnished, but it's there.
- pea ♥ fierce as a woozle
im placing commas and semi-colons in strategic places and coming up with very interesting results. my head hurts now.
- Carlos Ayala
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