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Marco!
Nia, Katie: Whelmed Overly and Alex Scoble liked this
Polo!
- Spidra Webster
Maaaarrrrrcoooooooo!
- Morgan Haley
Polo!
- Sarah June
Porco!
- Spidra Webster
HEY! is that some kind of FAT joke or something? PORCO? Huh!? I resemble that remark! :-)
- Morgan Haley
I live in a glass house so I definitely don't throw stones. I just like pork.
- Spidra Webster
.....wow. From a simple swim game to this...a major break down in communication....I'm pity you all....
- Katie: Whelmed Overly
Fishy!!
- Roberto Bonini
Katie, I think Morgan was joking and I know that I certainly didn't mean it the way he was joking that I did.
- Spidra Webster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
- Spidra Webster
Yes and that was meant as a joke, also.
- Katie: Whelmed Overly
I was afraid of that. Damn Internet and its masking of facial cues, tone and body language!
- Spidra Webster
I tend to being overly snarky on Morgan's things because he deserves it. I keep it mild elsewhere.
- Katie: Whelmed Overly
Anybody putting money on the football game tonight? I can't decide what to do. 42.5 on the over under, carolina at home favored by 3 points vs the dolphins. i don't know either team very well, but want to make watching the game interesting. anyone got suggestions? (besides 'get a life morgan!')
I got pulled over the other day. I must have been really drunk because when the officer asked me if I knew where I was going, I stupidly answered, 'Um, Jail?'
Nia, Ruchira S. Datta, T. Brent, technopeasant and 2 other people liked this
hut.
- Trish Haley
bingo
- VAL D.
3 women all have boyfriends named Leroy. They decide that they need nicknames for each to keep things straight. One suggests "let's name them after soda pop types! like my Leroy will be '7-Up' because he's always 'up
Nia, Katie: Whelmed Overly and Ras - Dago-Baadass! of FF liked this
McKINLEY HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULEZ
- Josh Haley
"Alright, let's do this...LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS."
- Jeremy
the second girl says 'ok, my Leroy will be named 'Mountain Dew' because when I tell him to mount, ho do!. The third girl says 'My Leroy will be named 'Jim Beam'. The other 2 girls say 'Hey! But that's a hard liquor!' . the third girl replies, "Mmmm Hmmm!"
- Morgan Haley
BRUCE LEROY IS THE MASTER
- Josh Haley
Sho-Nuff!
- Morgan Haley
LOL
- PENGUIN: MAJOR CAPS LOCK
turkey.
- Yolanda
I think Sarah Palin should just get around to doing softcore porn now instead of waiting a few more years. She's done with the political career thing already and she is quite attractive. But whatever. Just sayin that you gotta use it before it's gone. Her only job now is being a good mom and trying to stay hot.
Katie: Whelmed Overly, T. Brent, technopeasant, Bindu Reddy and Jim Hearts FF liked this
Morgan... they broke the mold, bro. Broke it into little tiny bits!
- Jim Hearts FF
i love friendfeed. i hope my love affair with friendfeed can continue for a long time. i'd probably sleep with facebook after i've had 18 or more beers, but i LOVE friendfeed. i'm just sayin'.
Kol Tregaskes, ffcode, AJ Batac and 17 other people liked this
Ahhhh...and it loves you back....in that sticky kinda way.
- Katie: Whelmed Overly
your eloquence just slays me, Morgan. <3
- Yolanda
What did Josh slip in to your tea? Just sayin'. On a serious tip, totally agree with you.
- Alex Scoble
AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! You win the internetz today.
- Jim Hearts FF
you tramp you
- VAL D.
<3
- Nia
Falco
Nia, PENGUIN: MAJOR CAPS LOCK, T. Brent, technopeasant and 4 other people liked this
Rock me, Amadeus
- Bren, Photophobe
from iPhone
Looks just a bit like Charlie Sheen
- Steve
S-S-S-Supah-Stah
- Josh Haley
Rock me amadeus!
- Shevonne
Vienna is calling.
- RAPatton
Der Kommisar's in town. A-WUH-OH!
- Josh Haley
37 down. Probably knock out the rest of them by the end of 2010. Yay.
Katie: Whelmed Overly, Mekkar, Jeff P. Henderson and 5 other people liked this
How can you hit all the states SURROUNDING Pennsylvania, but never make it in there? This boggles my mind.
- Mike Nayyar
I foresee a FF road trip meetup in Alaska in the future.
- Amy℠
boggles mine too. i was scheduled to go to philly late last year, but that fell through
- Morgan Haley
Alaska in summer is stunning. And I'm saying this as someone who's NOT an outdoorswoman.
- Spidra Webster
What is this? All the states that HAZ GOOGLE WAVE!? I B N KANSAS WHY I NOT HAZ IT!
- Danny Minick
been to all 50 states & over 160 countries. just stepped off the train in Minot, ND - does that count ?
- Mekkar
Mekkar: Um, yeah, I think that counts HUGE! Dang Nabbit! you kick my ass for shizzle! Anybody out there been to more countries than 160?
- Morgan Haley
Office 2007 can lick my sweaty, hairy ball sack. It SUCKS ASS and should burn in Hell!!!! But i have to use it because my boss told me to...waaaah, waaah!
David Cook, Mekkar, Josh Haley and 8 other people liked this
meaning that your boss sucks ass. Why not skip the middleman and go directly to your boss and tell him to lick your ballsack and suck your ass?
- Spidra Webster
he's under my desk right....unnnhhh..... now
- Morgan Haley
THAT'S the way to get a "raise".
- Spidra Webster
Pics or it didn't happen!
- Sparky, liker of beards
...but tell us how you really feel. .LOLz!
- .LAG liked that
sorry, he's shy...
- Morgan Haley
I still use Office 2003 Pro & use the compatibility Pack for Office 2007 in case I receive office documents originating in 2007 Office - so I can read them
- Mekkar
I TCP/IP but mostly IP
Katie: Whelmed Overly, Mekkar, Alex Scoble and 21 other people liked this
bad morgan
- Amber, Random Time Lord
It's his first time, c'mon Amber.
- Josh Haley
Defiant meme regurgitation, FTW!!
- Helen Sventitsky
i love how no one noticed i tried to respond to all the posts in the moment of win with that, then got tired of typing partway through
- Amber, Random Time Lord
ha ha ha
- Josh Haley
had to go back and finish before bed
- Amber, Random Time Lord
:)
- Josh Haley
Jurassic Bump
- Morgan Haley
where do the inappropriate yet hilarious jokes get posted again? I forgot.
Katie: Whelmed Overly, VAL D., Jim Hearts FF and Steven Perez liked this
used to check out your feed for those.
- Praveen Vasudev
is it still too soon for 9/11 jokes? what do you FF'ers think?
Mekkar, PENGUIN: MAJOR CAPS LOCK and Maxamad liked this
Nope. Gottfreid killed at Hef's Friar Club roast.
- MVB (Curmudgeon of FF)
Family Guy didn't think so
- Maxamad
Yeah he did. And then tore it up with the aristocrats joke...classic.
- Morgan Haley
Knock Knock....Who's there?....9/11......9/11 who?....YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!
- Morgan Haley
NOICE!
- MVB (Curmudgeon of FF)
Al Queda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
- Morgan Haley
damn, these are cold...funny,but cold....
- Morgan Haley
El Que Ida are the Mexican branch of the organization I've heard
- Maxamad
Why Didn't You Do It? WTF?
Rodfather, Joe Silence is not dead, Steven Perez and Mol, Time Warping liked this
I'M SORRY!
- Josh Haley
ftw, :p
- chaz2b
I didnt want to.
- Mary Carmen
cos i have a feckin' Ph.D. in skiving!
- Joe Silence is not dead
Just gotta say: 'Go Dodgers!'
Caroline, Victor Ganata and pea liked this
Don't stop believing!
- Victor Ganata
*blocked*
- Rodfather
you been drinking from the Haterade fountain Rodfather?
- Morgan Haley
I'm a Giants fan. Dodgers will always suck it. I don't care who wins the World Series, just as long as it's not the Dodgers.
- Rodfather
Rodfather has brought darkness to my heart. I now find myself conflicted, holding The Rodfather in the highest regard as the Patriarch of the Community. But having just discovered that he is a SF GayAnts fan, and therefore a Dodger hater....But he IS the Rodfather, and that is old school Sicilian greaseball shit, which I must respect, on this, the day of his daughter's wedding. And it's not like he's a Washington Redskin's fan...because that would be unforgivable.
- Morgan Haley
Haha
- Rodfather
Happy Birthday to my little bruddah, Josh Haley! I’ve been your brother for the last 38 years. We’ve had all kinds of fun together. We’ve had some crappy times together (mostly because of me being a dickhead-asshole-prick-bully). We’ve watched each other grow up (and recently grow ‘out’). We’ve both become fathers. We share a love of lethargy and...
Caroline, Majento, Anne Bouey and 47 other people liked this
Happy birthday Josh! May you have more bubble baths!
- AJ Batac
Yay for the Morgans! Happy Birfday, Josh!!! =D
- Anna Haro
cuties :D
- martha
L O L
- Josh Haley
Yay!
- Spidra Webster
"lethargy and...?" I didn't know it was going to be a cliffhanger post!
- Spidra Webster
I am in suspense. HOW WILL MY LIFE END???
- Josh Haley
Family Guy. Love of lethargy and the Family Guy.
- Trish Haley
This rocks so hard! Happy Birfday, Josh!
- nakachi
This is awesome.
- DO ANYBODY NO MONIQUE
oh, wow! *sniff*
- WorldofHiglet
Morgan, you know just how to be a sweetheart, don't you?
- Ladybug Heather
*bump*
- Spidra Webster
Selling Used Textbooks - Anyone have a suggestion on the least painful way to sell some used textbooks online? I have a friend with 6 used books that he wants to sell. Any suggestions would be much appreciated. Success and horror stories on your experiences are welcome! Thanks in advance to all you sexy and talented FriendFeeders!
Jim Hearts FF and Josh Haley liked this
I sold books via amazon but that was about 4 years ago. It was very easy. I sold a scant few textbooks, but I made a relative boatload of money on each one. Check the listings on those particular books in amazon marketplace to see the going price and guage demand. Try to undercut the minimum price in the same condition if you can. If it's a book that's needed it will sell quickly. I had one that sold for over 60 bucks within minutes of listing.
- Jim Hearts FF
When I was in college, I sold and bought on Half.com. Same idea as Amazon (what Jim recommended).
- Rochelle
Amazon.com huh? What, do they sell books now? :-)
- Morgan Haley
one or two.
- Jim Hearts FF
Amazon also suggests price. Had a book I wanted to list for $50. It said a copy had sold for $325, I listed it for $350 and it sold quickly
- Bob Morris (polizeros)
from iPhone
"You! Lye!" Firmly instructing someone to use Lye (sodium hydroxide) to cure foods such as lutefisk, green olives, hominy, lye rolls, etc.
Jandy, ConcertMaven of FF, Yolanda, Josh Haley and 3 other people liked this
"Yule Eye" 1. A nickname for someone especially talented in the field of Christmas decorating, holiday event planning, party hosting, gift-giving, etc. 2. Someone, when out holiday shopping, who is able to quickly and almost instinctively select the perfect gift, in the perfect price range, for almost anyone, from anyone.
- Morgan Haley
“You Lie… …down with dogs, you get up with fleas.” An assertion that human failings, such as dishonesty and foolishness, are contagious. Advice on being careful about the company we keep.
- Morgan Haley
"You’ll Eye" ‘You will eye that person, thing, etc.’ – basically a prediction to someone that they will gaze upon someone or something at some point in the future.
- Morgan Haley
"You Lie!" Exclamation from one party to another, stating firmly that in their opinion, the statement previously made by the other party, is not true. It also implies that the untrue statement was made with the intention of trying to pass it off as true.
- Morgan Haley
Yu Lai - my middle school pal back in Hawaii.
- Josh Haley
from iPhone
Yuly - The seventh month of the year, as said by someone whose native tongue does not contain the "j" sound.
- Jandy, ConcertMaven of FF
Any FriendFeeders out there familiar with Invodo? Ever use them? Likes? Dislikes? I'm getting ready to take the blue pill and need advice!
Josh Haley liked this
nope
- Josh Haley
from iPhone
I haven't heard of it before.
- Ha3rvey (Free hugs!)
"What is objectionable, what is dangerous, about extremists is not that they are extreme, but that they are intolerant. The evil is not what they say about their cause but what they say about their opponents."
– Robert F. Kennedy
Lo, Steven Perez, Josh Haley and 6 other people liked this
Of course, what would you expect from that #GodlessCommiePinkoSocialistNaziLiberalWeenieOfAKennedy ? ;-)
- Ladybug Heather
i used to think Mondays were evil. Now I think Tuesdays are the really sneaky days. they act all innocent and nice, like 'at least we aren't Mondays'....but then they pack a wicked punch
Steven Perez, Ladybug Heather, Yolanda and 17 other people liked this
Agreed. I've always thought Tuesdays got way too much credit without actually doing much to deserve it.
- pea
so to Tuesdays I say 'Bring it on you bastards! Hit me with your best shot! You got nothing! I spit and fart in your general direction!" *braces for the hit*
- Morgan Haley
Bad day?
- Katie: Whelmed Overly
I've always disliked Tuesdays more than Mondays. Mondays you can semi-stumble through the day since "it's just Monday". Tuesday you really have to start getting to work. What fun is that?
- CAJ, somewhere else
Curtis: you make a very good point. but where can i get away with 'it's just Tuesday'? :-)
- Morgan Haley
It's like some ancient curse, no matter what you do, there's always a "Monday" - that day of the week we all dread. However, if you're lucky, you can be middle management and wander around with coffee in one hand and papers in the other looking busy. :D
- CAJ, somewhere else
Um, yeah, Curtis. I'm going to need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. Yeah, we'll all start working at the usual time, yeah, 9:00. And, um, yeah, we'll need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. *yoinks the stapler off your desk*
- Ladybug Heather
rite in da' froat.
- mikepk
Heather, I'm burnin' this mutha down! Accidentally, of course.
- CAJ, somewhere else
And I know NOBODY cares, but I need to say that I FRIGGEN' HATE THE REALITME FRIENDFEED. it SUCKS compared to the old style. Call me a loser. Call me an old fogey. Call me tonight to snuggle. Just call me.
Mekkar, AJ Batac, Ladybug Heather and 14 other people liked this
Ditto. Permanent pause FTW.
- pea
Also, about this calling you business, kind of hard to do so without a number. *ahem* If you know what I mean, and I think you do. ;-)
- pea
I have gotten used to it, but most of the transition was removing or blocking users that I had followed just because and wasn't really interested in and relegating the chattier people that I found were mostly reshare noise to a list that didn't show on the home feed. I'll see them through FoaF if it is really worth reading.
- matthew john ernisse
*snuggles Morgan*
- Sparky, liker of beards
ate one ate sex seven nyne one zero fyve ate.
- Morgan Haley
secret code : FAIL
- Morgan Haley
maybe paws is my answer...
- Morgan Haley
It's the only way.
- pea
someone cracked my code. cool.
- Morgan Haley
I are smurt!
- pea
you is be geen ee uss
- Morgan Haley
At the bottom of my main feed, I think it shows me hiding over 16 posts. I've turned off the FoaF feature. It's makes it better but not great. I know I miss out on a lot.
- Katie: Whelmed Overly
I've been on permanent pause since real time was implemented.
- Rochelle
GET OFF YOUR OWN LAWN!
- Mark Wilson
Your an old Fogey......
- Bill Heslin
old? yes. fogey? sure, why not. old fogey? i guess. but it's my lawn and i'll stand here nekkid if i wanna!
- Morgan Haley
I pause.
- Ben Hanten
I'm a permapause wench, myself.
- Ladybug Heather
Which is better? "Takes 2 AA batteries" or "Uses 2 AA batteries"?
Mekkar, Ladybug Heather, Kol Tregaskes and 2 other people liked this
"Drains 2 AA batteries." ;)
- Laura B homecomin'
"Runs on it's own"
- Josh Haley
Will Cost you 2 AA batteries every couple of days.
- CW™
btw, "Requires" is typical
- Josh Haley
Wow, you are all SO helpful....thank you sooo much....
- Morgan Haley
"Gobbles 2 AA batteries faster than Morgan and Josh gobble SPAM musubi"
- Morgan Haley
"Eats"
- Thom Kennon
Noms
- CW™
Mmmmmm, SPAM
- Josh Haley
from iPhone
"Two (2) AA batteries not included"
- Daniel J. Pritchett
Consumes, swallows whole.
- Meryn Stol
one A² Battery
- Mike Nencetti
Plugs into the wall, so as to provide intense waves of pleasure. Wait, what were we talking about here?
- Ladybug Heather
Why did the Pelican cross the road?
Ladybug Heather and PENGUIN: MAJOR CAPS LOCK liked this
Two Ecuadorians walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, "Man. It's a jungle out there!"
Ladybug Heather, PENGUIN: MAJOR CAPS LOCK, Mike Nencetti and The Catz Meow liked this
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