Lucas Kjaero

"I don't mind parents opting out of things that they find offensive, as long as they only opt out of it for their kid, and not for anyone else's." - Lucas Kjaero

""But we do need some thought control."" - Lucas Kjaero

"Hahaha!" - Lucas Kjaero

"Quote of the day sir. Excellent Job." - Lucas Kjaero

"Stop calling scandals ...gate. The only proper ...gate scandal was watergate, when it was the name of a hotel. But ...gate is not an ending that means scandal." - Lucas Kjaero

"Absolutely brilliant." - Lucas Kjaero

"Epic Fail!" - Lucas Kjaero

All they had to do was poll McCain - Lucas Kjaero

Before you steal a car, make sure to look at the shifter. If it's a manual and you can't drive a stick, move on to the next car - Lucas Kjaero

Before you steal a car, make sure to look at the shifter. If it's a manual and you can't drive a stick, move on to the next car - Lucas Kjaero

To be fair, he was always a bit short and stout. - Lucas Kjaero

To be fair, he was always a bit short and stout. - Lucas Kjaero

WTF? - Lucas Kjaero

Just like the office. - Lucas Kjaero

Girl Effect FTW - Michael W. May via twhirl

Hell yes it does. - Lucas Kjaero via Alert Thingy

"Two things. One is that it's an inside joke, secondly, this isn't meant to be public." - Lucas Kjaero

"Two things. One is that it's an inside joke, secondly, this isn't meant to be public." - Lucas Kjaero

"Two things. One is that it's an inside joke, secondly, this isn't meant to be public." - Lucas Kjaero

"Two things. One is that it's an inside joke, secondly, this isn't meant to be public." - Lucas Kjaero

A bookmarklet made custom to submit offbeat news to pch. - Lucas Kjaero

"From the Angelina Jolie school of lip enhancement." - Lucas Kjaero

"From the Angelina Jolie school of lip enhancement." - Lucas Kjaero

"From the Angelina Jolie school of lip enhancement." - Lucas Kjaero

"From the Angelina Jolie school of lip enhancement." - Lucas Kjaero

"And of course, she's from Florida." - Lucas Kjaero

"And of course, she's from Florida." - Lucas Kjaero

"And of course, she's from Florida." - Lucas Kjaero

"And of course, she's from Florida." - Lucas Kjaero

"Thank you Bush... You fucker." - Lucas Kjaero

"Thank you Bush... You fucker." - Lucas Kjaero