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"If you do, your health insurance will probably be covered by the Hef." - Muhammad Saleem

"Hey it's the assistant that took it. He probably gave it like a drill sergeant." - Muhammad Saleem

"As far as I know Gigli was a box office flop." - Muhammad Saleem

"Jesus Christ in a clown outfit on Mardi Gras. That is one crazy tale of woe." - Muhammad Saleem

"What no goats?" - Muhammad Saleem

"Dick in a box." - Muhammad Saleem

"They were demoing the Droid in front of my building. I played with it for 15 minutes and really liked it, but not as much as my iPhone 3G." - Muhammad Saleem

"I was a big fan till Pro Skater 4 (maybe even the first underground), but after that it was a screeching halt." - Muhammad Saleem

"The article reads "...representing an 11-percent increase versus Black Friday 2008" so that's 11% over a year ago. You're comparing one-year growth in sales to compounded inflation over a decade, assuming there has been no growth for those 10 years. However I think it's safe to say there was 'real' growth for most of those years (though probably variable) If inflation was 3% per year for 10 years resulting in 34%, and growth was 11% per year (assuming same as this year), sales are up 284% compared to 34% inflation." - Muhammad Saleem

"Fuck the power users." - Muhammad Saleem

"I've done most of those. Yes I live a very interesting life (in my head)." - Muhammad Saleem

"I agree with that sentiment, I mean, look at Chris Rock. The guy has amazing standup but by far his movies have sucked. Eddie Murphy has made similar mistakes and so have lots of other comics." - Muhammad Saleem

"Hmm, last time I checked, he was using both hands. Ba-dum-cha!" - Muhammad Saleem

"Or, you know, the playmates." - Muhammad Saleem

"Also, you gotta be kidding me, putting him on the list is a tragedy. He's probably one of the best characters in the films, and Andy Serkis did a phenomenal job with the character." - Muhammad Saleem

"Well, not like rape rape..." - Muhammad Saleem

"Or, you know, just use mint.com ..." - Muhammad Saleem

"Haha yeah that is pretty retarded. Copy pasting the google logo to your blog and then claiming the hotlink is a dupe..." - Muhammad Saleem

"Eh, I don't mind emoticons, I'm more worried about the decepticons." - Muhammad Saleem

"Friendly advice: You should never hotlink to images in a post. Really annoys the site owners because all the traffic is useless for them and uses resources. (And no, I'm not affiliated with this site, I've made the mistake before and gotten angry emails)" - Muhammad Saleem

"You're a good dad :)" - Muhammad Saleem

"Can't believe they are launching it the same day as the droid." - Muhammad Saleem

"Grandma can you hear me! Can you feel me near you? ..." - Muhammad Saleem

"Alternative link: http://www.youtube.com/watch..." - Muhammad Saleem

"I used to love Weeds, now I only love teh weed. Even Californication is better than Weeds now." - Muhammad Saleem

"Last year at BlogWorld I was in one of Chris Brogan's panel and as he was starting he said hello to everyone in the first 2-3 rows of the room by name ... I will take that kind of a genuine, personal relationship over a card any day." - Muhammad Saleem

"The headline is pure crap. The FTC is trying to increase transparency, not kill freedom of speech. That's like saying when the FEC makes contributions data public, they're killing freedom of speech." - Muhammad Saleem

I present this beginner's guide to shaving like your great-grandpa. - Muhammad Saleem

"Some of the headlines from the article: "Search for Self Called Off After 38 years." "List of Friends Revised After Birthday Party."" - Muhammad Saleem

"From everything I've read this movie is a god damn disaster. Looks like this is a publicity stunt to get people to actually care about the movie or Tucker." - Muhammad Saleem