“@truetone Where is that?”

“Must. Ignore. How amazing it it outside...”

“Peace out #smbmsp”

“Hello. My name is Mykl and I have a feed problem. #smbmsp”

“On my way to @smbmsp”

“"I'm downloading some M3P music for a CD mixtape"”

“Office finale: 7.5 of 10”

“@erich_hanson That's not funny.”

“About to watch Office finale on DVR. No spoilers please.”

“Inside now. On bath duty...”

“Locked out my house. Impromptu Twitter meetup on my lawn anyone?”

“@desaraev Your retweet.”

“When did Google become my spell checker?”

“@sloane Can I suggest my own? http://mykl.muxtape.com/”

“Coffee, CSS and concentration on tap for this morning.”

“So much to think about from the MIMA event. Narrowing it down to a blog post or two...”

“@mn_web_design You were. I'll introduce you next time. Thanks again for the ride.”

“@mn_web_design You were. I'll introduce you next time. Thanks againg for the ride.”

“En route to Solera for MIMA event.”

“See? Computer keyboards can be dirtier than a toilet http://tinyurl.com/6xz969”

“I need a sneeze guard so I can eat at my desk without getting food on my keyboard.”

“@kevinhendricks I'm sure it's all of the above. I had a weird spike a few weeks back too...”

“@jojeda Jealous. I really wanted to see that. DVD?”

“Catching up on my day (sigh)”

“Full stomach, head down, plowing through projects.”

“@draynd Sawatdee http://tinyurl.com/5npg3w”

“Need. Thai food. Now.”

“@halvorson http://www.utterz.com/”

“@erich_hanson What a pairing - genius!”

“#songstuckinmyhead Theme from The Odd Couple”

“"I'm already arranging the clip art for the letterhead in my mind" - Marge Simpson”

“Is there a support group for people who keep forgetting to recharge their ipod?”

“Know of a super awesome marketing campaign that, for whatever reason, never really took off? Share it here http://tinyurl.com/64hmqt”

“The sun never sets on cool.”

“Depth Charge didn't take this morning. In search of more coffee.”

“@cbensen You're now the 5th person to mention the sm breakfast in the past few days. I see the way the wind's blowing. I'll be there too.”

“"Your bevy of beauties will astound" Is spam more successful if it uses alliteration?”

“Great #minnebar piece on tc.com by @jojeda http://tinyurl.com/6lar9v”

“@jojeda MN tech can be such a small world. It's one of the reasons I love it.”

“#songstuckinmyhead A Spoonful of Sugar from Mary Poppins”