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Nathan Bryce
The Temperament Guy | CEO of NPO | Author | Anecdotist | Trainer | Inventor | Technophile | Conservative | INTJ | Family Man | Nerd
I just completed an online statistical probability course. It was average. (Or is that mean?)
Just came from the bank. If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
Pun: Trying to steel himself, Al attempted to iron out his business problems but was a little bit rusty.
Pun: Contrary to singers and guitarists, bass players are very low-key.
Pun: Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on ahead."
Pun: When William joined the army he discovered he really disliked the phrase, "Fire at will."
My latest blog post: "The Colors of the Presidents of the United States" http://gaininginsight.com/blog...
Post: The Colors of the Presidents of the United States http://gaininginsight.com/blog...
Pun: Some people think my puns and jokes are corny; I think they're a-maize-ing!
Tip for teachers: Never cross your eyes for more than 10 seconds; you might lose control of your pupils.
Newsflash: Crop circles appear to be the work of cereal killers.
Pun: Al Gore gave a heated presentation last night on global warming. It was met with a chilly reception.
Tip: If you work for an organization that makes its decisions by committee, make darn sure you're on the committee.
I got a book on helium for Christmas; I can't put it down.
Tip: Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
Pun: She's happy to make a pair of pants for you, or at least sew its seams.
Pun: The man who worked at the watch factory was very funny. He stood about all day making faces.
Friends and family are like credit cards--easy to use and abuse. So pay interest and avoid relationship bankruptcy.
Pun: The walls of prisons and jails should never be built to scale.
I'm working on a executive summary of the 2010 projects for the Insight Learning Foundation. Wow, what a year it will be!
Call me lazy, but I'd rather stay out of trouble than be compelled to find a way out of it.
Post: Team-Building Tips: The Four Stages of Team Development http://gaininginsight.com/blog...
Pun: A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Pun: I always get lost driving on New Year's Eve. I blame the Old Lane Signs.
Pun: New years resolution for the bankrupt gardener was to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia.
Pun: Why does Scrooge love reindeer? Because every buck is deer to him.
Pun: What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.
Pun: You better get spruced up if you're going to buy a Christmas tree.
Pun: Stir-fry cooks come from all woks of life.
Post: How to Boost Team Productivity and Discover What Team Members Really Feel About Teamwork http://gaininginsight.com/blog...
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