Woke up in a massive panic cause the clock said 7:45. I jumped around the room yelling FUCK, FUUUUCK, FUUUCK HOW DID I SLEEP THROUGH 4 ALARMS? (My alarm was for 3am). Then I started to cry cause I let the team down cause we can't start without 4 team members. Then I remembered I don't have a clock in my room. Woke up for real, checked my phone and...
Friday the 13th lingers on after all. On my way to work Friday night, I noticed a screw or somesuch in my tire. Oh well, I'll get it fixed on my way home. Easy fix. Nope. Stopped at three different places and the wait was always two hours. I couldn't wait two hours anywhere after working 16. So I gambled that I could make it to work today. -cont-
A fine gentlemen caller has arrived a few weeks early. Jeffrey Michael entered the global ring at 9lbs 2oz with giant feet like a lion cub or like a tiny clown. Everyone is well, he poops like a champion and I have been peed on as required.
When I was young, we moved around a lot, so I was the new kid in school each year. By 3rd grade, at the 4th school in 4 years, I had no friends, and hung out at recess with some 6th-8th graders who were essentially elementary school slackers and would-be stoners. Their drug of choice was chew (which they got from their dads, probably). #SaturdayFF