A fine gentlemen caller has arrived a few weeks early. Jeffrey Michael entered the global ring at 9lbs 2oz with giant feet like a lion cub or like a tiny clown. Everyone is well, he poops like a champion and I have been peed on as required.
When I was young, we moved around a lot, so I was the new kid in school each year. By 3rd grade, at the 4th school in 4 years, I had no friends, and hung out at recess with some 6th-8th graders who were essentially elementary school slackers and would-be stoners. Their drug of choice was chew (which they got from their dads, probably). #SaturdayFF