Getting "Fatal error: Maximum execution time of 60 seconds exceeded in /usr/local/share/php/xmlstream.php on line 172" - Glenn Slaven
I've had this. My status updates were still going through though. - Michael C. Harris
It's not very good practice for the user to see raw PHP errors. They should be using a custom error hander that logs the error, and then displays a fail whale. - possible248
Fitting the twin bill this evening, some pictures of both Matthew and Sarah together. Ignore that goofy-looking guy in the A's hat in two of the photos. He clearly needs to shave and get more sleep. (And Allen, your CN sticker request was denied by the photographer, due to "priorities". We'll retry tomorrow.) - Louis Gray via mail2ff
Congrats! I'm an uncle of twins. They are definitely double the fun! - Mike Lewis
The twins look very cute Louis. I can literally say that you have got both your hands full. - Vic Podcaster
You look a lot cleaner than I did when we had our son. Congratulations! you're in for one of the most amazing times of your life! Sure you're sleep deprived and it'll take a while before you stop wondering why they ever let you leave the hospital with them, but it's all wonderful! - David Knight
Louis, you have explained that, as Schwag Magnets, Schwag IS the priority, right? ADORABLE! All these babies are making me miss those days. I love newborns. - Cyndy
huh, that's odd, I was under the impression that you were the Senior Executive Vice *Group* Director of VP Coordination & Vision... did you not allocate your synergies properly and get demoted?? - felix
"Senior Executive Vice Director of VP Coordination & Vision" and "Deputy Senior VP of Strategic Synergy" Fantastic! SEVP of VPCP and DSVP of SS... - Mitchell Tsai
Ah! Interesting :) The funniest is that these guys don't even wear shoes at work, and play with thier bicycles in the office - directeur via NoiseRiver
ok pauls title is really wacky - "Sr. Executive Vice Director of VP Coordination & Vision" - like wtf does that mean ? SERIOUSLY !! btw what does "VP" stand for ? - Peter Dawson
Scott Adams (?): "If it's more than two words, it's not a career" - Philipp Lenssen
I want Senior Fetchit Boy reporting the Staff Photographer. - Russellreno
These are beyond fantastic. Can I be your Human Branding Liaison? - Ginger Makela
I know a guy who runs a 600-person company, and walks around the offices barefoot! Not even sandals. My brother works there - Rhythm & Hues Studios - http://rhythm.com - Mitchell Tsai
Another company I helped rented a house at the beach - rather than a traditional office. Lot of fun having meetings there. They took surfing breaks for lunch. - Mitchell Tsai
I think i need to include those in full in all posts from now on - MG Siegler
longest title i've ever seen - you could have thrown in an acronym! - Allen Stern
You need a staff librarian. No, really, you do. I'm available, and like most librarians, I work cheap. - Cecily Walker
Did you guys steal these titles from Yahoo? - Eric Eldon
Is Ana still the "Chief Miscellaneous Officer" or does she go by a different title these days? Also, I'd like to know the other FFers' titles. - April Buchheit
Did you get to make up your own? The coolest title I've seen has been for a Microsoft employee - Professional Geek (before he worked there his title was Amateur Geek) - Craig Thomler
I actually have an outstanding diplomatic relations issue with wyoming. Who would I talk to about that? - Phil (scribkin)
So Bret, what's your title ? (This kind of culture is the kind that spawns neat stuff. Always has, always will. Keep it up!) - Charlie Anzman
Mine is "Supreme Allied Commander." I was always jealous of NATO. - Bret Taylor
I'm a little scared that some people don't seem to realize it's a joke. - Alan Cheslow
And here I was soo confused thinking Bret was the CEO! hehehe (ok he really is guys!!) - Susan Beebe
I just noticed Casey has Asian strategy in Wyoming? yo what?! - that's funny! - Susan Beebe
Do you have any Master Squirrel Hearders (project mgrs) yet?? that's my specialty - Susan Beebe
I really want a title too. If I bring all the Mommybloggers over...I better get one dammit - Erin Kotecki Vest
So is Casey's job to reach out to those parts of the world that twitter works? - Nancy Babyak
I got mine this morning: "Kevin Fox - Comptroller Third-Class, Tiger Team V" We are so going to kick Tiger Team III's ass at this year's interoffolympics!!! - Kevin Fox
haha! I wish more work places were like this. - Tsega Dinka
I'd like to be the senior vice associate president of all things that the senior executive vice director of vp coordination and vision doesn't see. - Robert Scoble
Nice job title Paul! Did you try to max out the characters that would fit? :) - Alex Barbara
WOW... a BABY Buchheit entered the world while I wasn't looking...amazing! great secret there Paul!! Congratulations on your new addition to your family!! :-) - Susan Beebe
Howard he would bit the s out of you! lol - Igor The Troll
Bruce would not have a gut. Most people would, but not Bruce. I've seen a 70-some-odd year old man that was more fit than most people, and quite active. Bruce would have been like that, only more-so. - Tanath
nice. will be interesting to see how the timeline concept works when you follow more users - Marco Kaiser via twhirl
Yeah, ovelty already worn off (not that there really was one) - will be a hit with the kids I would imagine. - Colin Walker
I'm not on a computer, but there is an observable wave of Plurkmania. - Ontario Emperor via fftogo
Ontario, you can try it via www.plurk.com/m and see if it works on your mobile. ( that is, if you get bored ) - Bwana McCall
Hmm, I think FriendFeed as more potential than Twitter and Plurk. Obviously, FF needs SMS/TXT support, and realtime IM to compete with Twitter. - Leandro Ardissone
Their first third party app will be a UI that makes it look just like Twitter. - mrshl
I don't think friendfeed need systems, which exist already in twitter or other social networks. It would be not so clever to steal some abilities from web app. you actually rely on at the end. I believe Friendfeed would be better with more social tools connecting over it. - Doruk via twhirl