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China reinforces reputation for not fucking about - http://newsarse.com/2009...
Al Qaeda running low on borderline competent terrorists - http://newsarse.com/2009...
Santa considers CWU call to stage last-minute walkout over conditions - http://newsarse.com/2009...
Homeless man spends night in palace to highlight plight of modern Royals - http://newsarse.com/2009...
Alex Salmond’s ego hoping to burst with self importance - http://newsarse.com/2009...
‘Thou shall not steal’ leaves plenty of wiggle room, claims priest - http://newsarse.com/2009...
Televised election debates to include rebuttals with assorted weaponry - http://newsarse.com/2009...
Man City sack Huges for failing to win everything, everywhere, all of the time - http://newsarse.com/2009...
Most Copenhagen delegates not that bothered about Tuvalu - http://newsarse.com/2009...
South-east weather conversations predicted to get even worse - http://newsarse.com/2009...
Flyglobespan customers delighted to be stranded away from Scotland - http://newsarse.com/2009...
But our kids are unbearable when sober, parents tell Liam Donaldson - http://newsarse.com/2009...
Jesus secretly hoping for a Playstation 3 on his birthday - http://newsarse.com/2009...
All men take Twiggy off their ‘old women I’d still do’ lists - http://newsarse.com/2009...
Rafa Benitez invents new definition of the word ‘guarantee’ - http://newsarse.com/2009...
British Airways strike to expose travellers to rubbish Xmas TV - http://newsarse.com/2009...
X Factor protestors to give money to Sony in slightly different way - http://newsarse.com/2009...
Government announces plan for Simon Cowell to be nationalised - http://newsarse.com/2009...
Ryan Giggs asked to demonstrate his alleged ‘personality’ - http://newsarse.com/2009...
Obama credits Nobel Peace prize to US missiles of friendship - http://newsarse.com/2009...
White van driver caught not using mobile phone whilst driving - http://newsarse.com/2009...
Tedious Facebook updates to become completely unavoidable - http://newsarse.com/2009...
Anger as everyone insists public debt should be paid by everyone else - http://newsarse.com/2009...
Idiots disappointed after posting their gold to complete strangers - http://newsarse.com/2009...
I’d happily vaccinate all of your kids for a fiver, says everyone - http://newsarse.com/2009...
Children to show teachers how to use Internet properly - http://newsarse.com/2009...
ITV forced to apologise for cruelty to viewing public - http://newsarse.com/2009...
Algerian players’ delight at easy World Cup draw - http://newsarse.com/2009...
Zamora for England, says Roy Hodgson during dementia episode - http://newsarse.com/2009...
Portsmouth millionaires forced to go three weeks without further millions - http://newsarse.com/2009...
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