A pirate walks into a bar w/ a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants? Says the pirate, Arrrrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts! - Ayşe E.

:D - Ayşe E.

ok that was so bad it's awesome. my personal favorite is still "a dyslexic walks into a bra" - tiffany

tiffany, I must be in a silly mood tonight, cos yours cracked me up. (Then again, I'm pretty easily amused for a way-too-serious person. Ha.) - Ayşe E.

doctor tells his patient, "sir, you'll have to stop masturbating." the patient asks, "why?" doctor replies, "because i can't check you out while you're doing it." - Anika Malone

What did the psychiatrist say to his patient wearing cellophane pants? ..."I can clearly see your nuts!" :p - Anna Haro

holy shit, these are hilarious - Nathan Rein