Norman Frillman - FriendFeed

My O face and my air guitar face are the same, if you want to know why my wife is never around...

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

After a day being a zombie and begging for bed, I'm finally getting nice and wired so I can lay down and stare at the ceiling...

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @JPHaddadio: Is there such a thing as a wild cow or have they always just kind of stood around on farms with nothing to do?

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Mini tater tots. I dare you not to eat 100 of these crispy little fuckers...

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I wouldn't retweet me either...

March 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I like bacon cheese burgers w/ donuts as buns, but only if deep fried with a side of clogged aortas...

March 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I just saved a dying man with the algebra I learned in 10th grade! - not one human on Earth

March 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Thinking of running for Pope. Do I stop banging meth whores now or wait till I'm in the robe and big hat and stuff?

March 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Drew smiley faces on my toes and calling them the Featles, and singing I Wanna Hold Your Foot... DM me if you wanna come over & see this...

March 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Unless you're a millionaire athlete or a tattoo artist, pass on the giant neck tattoo...

March 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

When life gives you melons, trade 'em for lemons because melons are almost worthless at this point...

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I'm going to learn Chinese because I'm convinced the old lady at the takeout place is calling me a filthy white devil...

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"Sometimes people get bumps." —My professional diagnosis as to why my wife has strange bumps on her leg.

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An athlete should never choose the number 0 as a jersey number. No great athlete has even been 0, and no one ever will...

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My favorite bedtime story is the Z section of the phone book...

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One step forward, two steps back is the story of my Twitter follower count...

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How did the passport photo guy get a camera with a 'Flu' filter on it? For the love of Pete, I look like death warmed over in this pic!!!

March 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

They really need to start using this computer graphic technology in the movies. Would really help the special FX and stuff...

March 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Unbelievable that Billy Joel got by on his looks all these years...

March 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I used to be Wesley Snipes black until I started using this Colgate Total whitening toothpaste...

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Tomorrow's St. Paddy's Day!!!!!!.... It's not? Well, I'm drinking like it is...

March 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Videos of people falling are 100x funnier if they have those cartoon whoo whoo whoo whistle noises followed by a crash cymbal...

March 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Anyone else try the all-you-can-eat Jimmy Buffet?

March 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Is it ok to put your wife's underwear in the dishwasher? She seems mad but I told her they'd dry in the Microwave in like one minute...

March 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I speak two languages and one is the language of love... Kidding, I'm illiterate and alone...

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The Bible is basically Lord of the Rings with Jesus in the Gandalf roll...

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I'd like to thank the person who invented ice cream, but that dude died in like 1099 or something, so I'll just point up and wink...

March 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Have we figured out why they made that side view mirror make things 'look closer than they appear'?