Gus

"I like racing the kids riding on their bikes after school. I beat them every single time. My daughter isn't impressed as she sits there in the passenger seat of the car." - Gus

"Rebecca Black's Friday - when she sings "tickin' on and on, everybody's Russian" and "gotta make my mind up which seat can I take."" - Gus

"I just laughed so hard... a weird laugh I didn't know I had." - Gus

"She's more like 1% warm nacho smoothie." - Gus

"If she's flirting (pretending you don't exist) there's no reason to get mad. Let her go so you're free to fall in love for real. Crystal Castles - Not In Love: https://www.youtube.com/watch..." - Gus

"Appreciate every moment with her and be consciously aware of it. You won't regret it later when you start looking back to these days. When that sweet nostalgic sadness creeps in while looking at baby pictures, you'll have the comfort of knowing you appreciated every moment." - Gus

"He saw where he was headed and knew it was his last chance for glory." - Gus

"How do you know they're floppy? Hmmmmmmm???" - Gus

"Nah, he did the best thing. He could keep "spying" on their conversations so long as he didn't give up his position. Smart." - Gus

"Chuck Berry." - Gus

"If you view Mt. Rushmore from a distance (Grand View Terrace) and it seems a little underwhelming, take a hike on the Presidential Trail which gets you closer to the base." - Gus

"I hope you were able to take a ride through Spearfish Canyon." - Gus

"Use some of that blue painter's tape... easy to peel off and put back on." - Gus

"You're McMillan approved. Better frame that." - Gus

"We landed on the moon!" - Gus

"It's all very complicated and who really can say? ...like Ahmadinejad talking about the Nazis." - Gus

"There are no gay people in Iran." - Gus

"Move on and forget it. Then repeat it." - Gus

"I was thinking the same thing. The words "just about anything" sound like his style." - Gus

"A bartender who never has to close." - Gus

"I won't be surprised if they find life on Mars to totally divert attention. I'm not saying they will, I just won't be surprised." - Gus

"You've been waiting since 2011 for this moment." - Gus

"Trying to out-reform Calvin and Luther or what?" - Gus

"Apparently, the researchers have had no kids of their own." - Gus

"Now he knows where to go next!" - Gus

"I'd feel the same if not for the pictures of his douche smile and the bag sitting behind the little kid." - Gus

"She's crazy smart. Emphasis on crazy. The reporters were dumb, though. I wish they didn't cut away cuz I think she was going to start slapping them." - Gus

"I think it all went downhill on Reddit when someone reported that the police scanner said the name Sunil. As if the police could ID the guy while he's shooting and throwing grenades at them." - Gus

"http://i.imgur.com/cUr3fRw.png If this all ends in a final raid on one white emotionally unstable male in his early 20's... well, everyone knew that, right?" - Gus

"Yeah, I've been following along... pretty weird." - Gus