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Jenny

Jenny

Chin Checkin' Wreckin' Machine
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West Coast girls got robbed when accents were being handed out.
April 4 from Twitter - Comment - Share
No one says no to bacon!
April 2 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Baseball cap breakfast time.
April 2 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Nipple twister beats submachine gun? Great fucking movie man.#PineappleExpress
April 1 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Hiring: Stunt person to work out for me tonight. I won't lie, it's hard, sweaty work and doesn't do the words 'hard' and 'sweaty' justice.
April 1 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Today, right now, I'm happy and the music is perfect.
April 1 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Reading Legion of Superdicks. I predict that they make Superboy cry.
March 31 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Newly updated Twitter, currently sucking sweaty, unwashed balls.
March 31 from Twitter - Comment - Share
3rd cup of coffee and I'm vibrating like Calvin on sugar frosted choco bombs. The cool kids know what I'm talking about.
March 31 from Twitter - Comment - Share
In high school you thank voodoo Jesus for prep, in elementary school, specials.
March 31 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Can I get a witness?
March 31 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Going horizontal, exercising my thumb and forefinger and preparing to find a pleasureable activity. Gaming you pervs! ;)
March 30 from Twitter - Comment - Share
RT @billdoughty: If we get snow this weekend I'm gonna round up a posse to kill Old Man Winter. Seems frontier justice is the only thing that'll settle this.
March 29 from Twitter - Comment - Share
RT @NHL: Here we go again! #Pens and #Flyers lock horns tonight (7pm ET) in dog-fight for Atlantic Division. Who'll take the division crown?
March 29 from Twitter - Comment - Share
I can't believe I ate the whole thing. 5 mile run, here I come.
March 29 from Twitter - Comment - Share
I'm pretty sure the 7th level of hell is filled with dirty cat boxes. #BLECH
March 27 from Twitter - Comment - Share
And ftr, hot girls fucking RULE.
March 26 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Catching a blues show tonight. Who knew my town had a nightlife?
March 26 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Slept 3 hours last night. Feelin it.#yawns
March 25 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Will Sidney Crosby ever return? We don't care if Matt Cooke does. No. Really.
March 25 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Open letter to Cee Lo Greens woman: That muthafucka loves the SHIT outa you girl. #Ladykiller
March 25 from Twitter - Comment - Share
The tired just hit me. Two more periods to teach then, to the nap Batman!
March 25 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Teaching High School Japanese today. We watched an english subtitled movie, Departures.#criedlikeagirl
March 25 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Man, I dig being the cool teacher sometimes. #yougame? #collectcomics? #makejokes?
March 24 from Twitter - Comment - Share
RT @NathanFillion: “@tradertiki: ...my wife and I just named our son Malcolm Reynolds....” He will be amazing & adored, then Fox will cancel him after 14 eps.
March 24 from Twitter - Comment - Share
I am really really gonna miss hockey tonight tho.
March 24 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Stoked to see @shewantsrevenge at El Corazon tonight! I plan to bring my camera and a big smile. :)
March 24 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Kinda miss the blur factory.
March 24 from Twitter - Comment - Share
I am a wolf pack, of one.
March 23 from Twitter - Comment - Share
Well hell. Now I'm looking at Back to the Future as a time travelling telenovela of lust, revenge, near incest and ancestor replacment.
March 23 from Twitter - Comment - Share
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