"Remarkably, Lenny Kyle Dykstra won't quit just because he filed for bankruptcy. No, teammates, it's just a bump in the road. He's still got the golden touch, so jump in while the water's freezing, etc."
- Jon Anderson
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"I believe this is the part of Lenny Dykstra's life where the chubby cat comes in and starts pounding on the keyboard."
- Jon Anderson
"Just when race relations in the United States seemed all hunky-dory — welcome to the White House, Mr. President — a swim club in Philadelphia kicks out 60 minority campers because they would "change the complexion" of the club."
- Jon Anderson
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National grid is a wonderful example of inefficient, rude customer service.
"One $34 ticket to a Twins game gets you a bleacher seat and free food — everything but beer and ice cream sundaes —so fans are loading up for their sleep-induced hibernation until Brett Favre arrives."
- Jon Anderson
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A good deal, before you remember that you have to watch the game in the Metrodome.
- Jon Anderson
Oh you dumb bastard. Toting around your copy of atlus shrugged. Someone should give this guy a bullet and the courage to do what's right.
You've seen the guide book, now see the exhibition itself, as you take a 360-degree tour through Michael Jackson's impressive personal collection of arcade cabinets, which were on display in Beverley Hills earlier this year.
- Jon Anderson
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