The best part was him actually doing a *facepalm* after I said that in my overly exaggerated, overly loud (and overly inebriated) stage whisper.
- cecily
LOLOL!!! so good. I think we freaked out everyone in that entire room we were so loud. That moonshine is awesome.
- Melissa
WE. WUZ. DUH-RUNK. And wasn't that AFTER we'd gone ate with Lainie, too? Weren't we already drunk?
- Derrick
Yes. Already drunk, and if I remember correctly it wasn't even 4:00 in the afternoon yet.
- cecily
from IM
But I don't WANT a post the most offensive possible while staying safe for work picture with :( as the heading meme! The meme committee forbids it!
- Matthew DeVries
chill out people... hardly a bad pic. :o) had to look twice myself to see what the fuss was, so it can't be THAT obvious lol. :o)
- Rob Sellen :o)
See, now those COULD successfully teabag the white house.
- Ethan
"I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one"
- Chris Rivait
What if I just promise not to bump it?
- Josh Haley
How would you precisely phrase this promise? Let's revise and get that language exactly right
- Matthew DeVries
Do your balls hang low? do they wabble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knott? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a contenental solgier? Do your nuts hang low?
- Fake Elmo
Nuts or balls, Elmo? (I bet that gets said all the time)
- Josh Haley
Those would be far more impressive than the set dangling from the back of my pickup currently. Is there anything more classy than a scrotum hanging from the back of your car.
- Matthew DeVries
this is the thread that keeps on giving whether you want it to or not
- Cee Bee
"Fondo Colanco is a private ranch that I visited on the day of the Spring castration. We watched about 30 bulls get snipped and then retired to a barn for the day. We stripped the balls from the scrota, taking them to a giant plow set over an open wood fire for searing in oil, garlic, and chiles before parking them between two homemade rolls for hand sandwiches. The scrota were sauteed...
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- Josh Haley
Did you know that during the end credits of Borat, there is a picture like this, of a different woman in a similar hat cupping a bull's balls? I found that very interesting and now am trying to figure out what the real meaning of it all is.
- Josh Haley
from iPhone
the meaning is... wow, never felt balls like it... :P
- Rob Sellen :o)
Someone was handing these out this morning so I tried one. No impact what-so-ever, not even a hint of caffeinated awareness! *Goes and makes coffee* <grumble grumble>
I may need to reconsider ... I just went for a short walk to drop my netflix in the outgoing mail box here at work and I suddenly feel incredibly awake and very caffeinated, apparently this little thing did do the trick.
- Nicholas Kreidberg
The first one is Harley Quinn, but I wonder if I could find a clown costume like hers. I love her
- Shevonne
The doesn't look like the Batman Harley Quinn to me. The Silk Spectre costume rocks, but I think you are more of a straight jacket type girl
- RAPatton
That first one is so very NOT Harley Quinn. [/Comic Book Guy]
- Steven Perez
And you would totally rock the Silk Spectre costume. Which would be bad for me, because I'd never hear the end of it from Amber. :D
- Steven Perez
#1 is elaborate. but I like #2. as you mentioned, there may be a lot of women wearing #2. #3 rocks but I know I could never have my arms bound like that without going mad.
- jbrotherlove
Mean Girls quote: "Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it." ;) haha
- Shevonne
...and if we're taking suggestions outside of the presented options, Zatanna, Wonder Woman, and Catwoman are my personal femme fatale. Or a different version of Harley Quinn.
- Wirehead
#3. Yep. 3 also won't look funny if it is really cold and pants are inevitable.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
#2 and you would kick some in style. #3 gets me too but the cold consideration is there, in Montreal it went down in not even a week so... show us as soon as it's chosen *wink*
- ElijahBailey-Zu of FF <0,
yellow and black without a doubt, the one in the middle
- paul terry walhus
I gotta go with #3. #1 is a definite "no". #2 is so-so.
- Jason Huebel
"The Fleshlight Motion is like an ottoman with a fake vagina on the side. You have sex with it. I did the deed with an inanimate object so you don't have to, and these are my results. I feel dirty."
- Shevonne
from Bookmarklet
Seriously, where are you supposed to put this thing? The best you could do to hide it would be to put it in a closet, and even then it would take up a ton of room. A gigantic leather sex toy is the ultimate dealbreaker if a potential mate comes over. I mean, how can you really justify a huge box with a vagina?
- Giraffes Up In The AIr
I swear I've seen this video today of some teenage girls acting goofy about American Idol, but I can't find the link anywhere. Maybe Josh has it? :/
- Haggis (Sean Loyless)
LOL ff is improving my mood. STOP THAT!!! I like being Mrs. McCrabbity.
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Top scientists have injected Mark Wilson with cilantro so that the poutine in his system would be undetectable to such a system. They have the technology.
- Joe Pierce
That would work - unless you had the recent upgrade from the Cilantro Gods. Such an upgrade would render unwanted Canadians inert.
- Steven Perez
from IM
ehm isn't it a bit too much? bitchy i would say
- Eta
from BuddyFeed
Dita Von Teese's whole thing is about being too much!
- Andrew C
Bitchy, playful... perfect. Especially love the last shot.
- Fossil Huntress
Oh looky...who do we have here?? Fancy that...it's Ms Von Teese!! *wipes the drool away from your mouth* ;p <333
- Emma
Very nice; red is very hard to pull off as a color
- RAPatton
from iPhone
Oooo la la. Dita always pleases. And she looks HOT in red. Granted, these are photoshopped all the hell, but it works for Dita since she's more pin-up style.
- Jason Huebel
Wow! Didn't know there was so much love for the Dita! :-) she's a classic beauty, for sure...the SECOND most beautiful woman in the world! ;) <333
- Live4Emma (L4S)
from iPhone
Uh oh...was i drooling again, Emma? :-o I really need to work on that....or get a bib ;p <333
- Live4Emma (L4S)
from iPhone
The bib is probably easier. Because this group will surely have more Dita pics.
- Jason Huebel
@RAPatton... but there's something 'more'... that 'x' factor... sexual charisma? something witchy? in any case, i surrender... happily
- T. Brent, technopeasant
she's timeless....that's about the best way to describe her look...very few people can pull that off, in my opinion... ;-)
- Live4Emma (L4S)
Water on Earth looks blue because it reflects the blue sky. Can someone explain to me how the water in this shot is blue when there is no blue sky on the moon. Checks diary. No, it's not April.
- Gilbert Harding
"Data from three spacecraft indicate that a thin film of water coats the surface of the soil in at least some spots" So yes the "photo" is slightly altered. There where only four paragraphs to read folks.
- John Cooper
i should have made clear that the photo is not an actual photo from the moon..
- Zee.
Note: We are interested in feedback specific to the iPhone hardware, not issues related to the wireless service provider/operator, data plans, tariffs, etc.
- Christopher Harley
I want that augmented reality stuff that the 3GS can do. I don't know what category that falls in, because I don't know why the 3GS can do it and the 3G can't.
- Jandy, ConcertMaven of FF
Jon: Again, think that's the lack of a magnetometer issue, and the reason that the 3G can't do something like Android's Google streetview "compass mode." Also the reason why there's no Google Sky Map app for the 3G.
- Christopher A Carr
...which is to say, the 3G has no way of knowing what direction it's facing.
- Christopher A Carr
So it is a hardware issue - both my thing and Jon's. Jailbreaking fixed my other issues with the 3G, but I guess there's no way around this except upgrading.
- Jandy, ConcertMaven of FF
Not sure why they didn't put an autofocus camera and magnetometer in the 3G...well, "...but I guess there's no way around this except upgrading..."-- I guess I do.
- Christopher A Carr
I remember one episode where he goes through a brick wall and like ends up in another dimension or something? Was the strangest episode I ever saw as a little kid. Well besides the Mork and Mindy episode where he shrinks and goes into a fairy tale universe.
- Ken
I used to have a pair of footie pajamas that were Ralph's "red jammies" when I was a kid. Didn't come with a came though...was just printed/dyed to look like the outfit. I had to improvise with a sheet for the cape. :)
- tinypants - Hagitha of FF
Theme song stuck in head in 3.... 2...
- Alix Whitmire
Stephen J. Cannell was a maniac with the TV shows in the 80s. Also, "In 1986, the original cast reunited for a pilot film for a new NBC series to be called The Greatest American Heroine." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki... . You can't make this stuff up.
- Micah Wittman
This is good, A, but it would be *brilliant* if you could come up with a costume for the Great American Laundry Hero. ;-)
- Jenny R.
Oh holy crap....totally brought back some memories...I gots da chills.
- Katie: Witch Of The West
@Jenny: Oh that's easy...all I'd need is a pair of raggedy-looking jeans and a tight gray t-shirt. Oh, and muscles and a laundry basket. :P
- tinypants - Hagitha of FF
I would rock that out this Halloween, but my baby belly would look ridiculous and only two people in the world would get it. LOL
- Jenny R.
That is awesome! I totally forgot about that show until just now!
- Aaron Schaub
I serenaded FF with my rendition of the theme song. I won't link it, but it's there. If I didn't sing it, there was going to be dead giraffe. Just ask Mattie.
- Pete Delucchi
from iPhone
Pete, I remember that! It was briliant!
- anna sauce
Steven J. Cannell has made a cameo appearance on ABC's current "Castle". I recognized him entirely due to the ending tag of "The Greatest American Hero".
- Spidra Webster
Kittyburgers: I am at the office. I work for a research division of the system of higher education here in Nevada so we are part of the University network.
- Nicholas Kreidberg
Protect Insurance Companies PSA from FOD Team, Will Ferrell, Jon Hamm, Olivia Wilde, Thomas Lennon, Donald Faison, Linda Cardellini, Masi Oka, Ben Garant, Jordana Spiro, lauren, Drew, and chad_carter - Video - http://www.funnyordie.com/videos...
OK, I haven't read the book - but I am troubled by the assertion in the first review that poor people are fat because they "lack awareness." Every time I go to the store, I notice that "bad" (fatty, overprocessed, HFCS, etc.) food costs MUCH less than good food. And in many many less affluent neighborhoods, there aren't good grocery stores. I thought this was pretty much accepted knowledge?
- Amy℠
Sometimes when I go to the grocery store, I try to go down as few aisles as possible, staying on the perimeter as much as I can.
- LogEx
Amy, on top of that, the "bad" food is usually easy and fast to prepare (think boxed dinners, frozen meals, etc.). A lot of people, given a spread of produce, wouldn't have a clue how to prepare it and don't want to (or can't) take the time or have the resources to learn how.
- Rochelle
Is it because poor people are stupid, and being fat is how God is punishing them? Just sayin'!
- Jon Anderson
Jon, I hope you are joking. You're joking, right?
- Helen Sventitsky
I think it depends on how they are used. Sometimes they are subtle, sometimes very obnoxious. I haven't watched the Big Bang Theory so can't comment on that show in particular.
- Herb Hernandez
Those classics would have been so much better without the laugh track. Honestly, I can't watch the classics much these days because the laugh track is just so ridiculously irritating.
- Jon, the Beartato of FF
Nathan, I was never a big fan of Cheers or Frasier, and I honestly don't remember the laugh track on Seinfeld (but I wasn't a regular watcher of it, either - I liked it, I just didn't watch much TV while it was on the air). It doesn't help that honestly, Big Bang Theory isn't that funny. I think I laughed once - any other time I might've laughed the laugh track kicked in before the joke...
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- Jandy, ConcertMaven of FF
I gave up on it after the first 5 or 6 episodes. It was just too stereotypically type humor. I want to be suprrised, plus the whole love interest on and off again plot gets really old. Still not sure why people love this one.
- Davis Freeberg
Seinfeld didn't have a laugh track when it was originally aired. They only added it on for syndication.
- Alex Scoble
It's dumb but funny, and Penny is very easy on the eyes
- Richard Lawler
out of all the minifigs josh has made with this mold, this one is my favorite. he's quite tasty and very sticky (twss) and is yummy dipped in li hing powder.
- Trish Haley
Not sure if you have had this suggestion before, but you should make a solid minifig out of VEGEMITE! Now that would be FTW! ;) (although I am sure it would be a little salty)
- Travis Koger
This has become quite the all-day birthday snack. I might even be getting a bit sick. :p
- Josh Haley
OMG, you're dipping it in li hing mui powder on top of it all? No wonder you feel sick!
- Spidra Webster
"The correspondence from the First World War hero of the Arab revolt are to his financier Robin Buxton and he writes of his love of motorbikes that was eventually to kill him. Speaking about one of his machines, he wrote: "It's a heavenly bike, goes like smoke and is as smooth as milk to ride." Buxton financed T.E. Lawrence's seminal work The Seven Pillars of Wisdom and the letters include the author asking about how he can obtain more money. Scholars and historians will be keen to view the letters as they shed new light on the publication of his opus. In the correspondence Lawrecne also mentions George Bernard Shaw, whose surname he later used when attempted to "lie fallow" in the military. The letters came from the collection of the late Sir Michael Newton, but were lost and it was assumed they had been burned on a fire along with his unwanted papers."
- RAPatton
from Bookmarklet
"In another letter he wrote: "On Saturday I drew a cheque for £198 odd on the special account. This was for my new bike and other things." He also states: "Meanwhile my incomparable bike has been borrowed (in my absence) and returned a hopeless wreck". He speaks about the various editions and abridgements of his book that went through a number of revisions. Lawrence died in a motorbike...
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- RAPatton
"And there is also a photograph of Lawrence with Sir Basil Liddell Hart, a famed military historian. It shows that his physical stature was much less than many assumed from his reputation. Guy Schwinge of Duke's auctioneers said: "The importance of these letters cannot be overstated. "They provide a fascinating insight into Lawrence's relationship with his banker and trustee. "Indeed, Buxton was pivotal in the publication of Lawrence's seminal work The Seven Pillars of Wisdom."
- RAPatton
Girl you know it's... Girl you know it's... Girl you know it's... Girl you know it's... Girl you know it's... Girl you know it's...
- J. Abdul-Qahhar
No, we shall not speak of the remix of the song. That was awful. They'd bust that one out at school dances and I'd do my best not to throw myself on a sharpened spork.
- tinypants - Hagitha of FF
that was from their last "live" appearance...
- J. Abdul-Qahhar
"Video not available in your country" - I´m not going to complain about that in this particular case but still..
- Thomas Bøhm
OH SNAP. I totally forgot about that performance. LOL Srsly though, did you ever hear the dance remix of it? AWFUL. *cries*
- tinypants - Hagitha of FF
Anyone remember their appearance on Arsenio when they really did sing?
- Steve
You know...I always found the whole outrage behind the Milli Vanilli scandal to be pretty overblown. People wanting refunds? Seriously? I mean...I get that people were upset that they'd been duped to believe Rob & Fab were the real singers, but it was surprising how easily people forgot how much they enjoyed the music itself. Honestly, I never cared who the real singer was. I liked the album all the same. I freely admit that. I STILL OWN IT.
- tinypants - Hagitha of FF
I never understood why the people that actually sung those songs didn't end up with the Grammy. The other thing is, if this had happened today we would never have known. I mean how often do you go to a concert or watch a live performance where the performers sound any thing like their CD?
- J. Abdul-Qahhar
That was always my question. Granted the artist wasn't accurately represented, but aren't Grammies supposed about the music, not the performer? Then again, I suppose it's the principle of the matter...they lied, so the punishment is that the song and everyone involved in it gets nothing.
- tinypants - Hagitha of FF
Yea why aren't those real singers working now, we wouldn't recognize them. Let's speculate that they are indeed out there.... What's your guess on who they are?
- mandyvan
from iPhone
"U.S. District Court Judge Clay Land delivered a stinging rebuke to unofficial Birther leader Orly Taitz in a tour de force order throwing out yet another of Taitz's lawsuits today. And he warned Taitz that she could face sanctions if she submits any "similarly frivolous" (read: birther-motivated) filing."
- Alejandro
from Bookmarklet
As an officer in the Army, this absolutely disgusts me.
- Jon Anderson
That judge won't stop her. She's on a mission. What I detest, though, is she's risking service members' careers by taking any cases to court and urging a judge to rule that said service member doesn't have to obey orders from his/her Commander in Chief. The judge is spot on, and I hope she DOES face sanctions. Tons of them. I would really like to see her disbarred. An ignorant cow like that has no business practicing law.
- ProsePetals (aka Denise)
But now that one judge kicked Taitz' ass to the curb, the likelihood of another judge being receptive or rewarding will be very very slim.
- Rene Wirtz