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i'm part of the librarian mafia. also, my desk is clean.
I put in a request for Facilities to take a look at the air conditioning in my office.
I put in a request for Facilities to take a look at the air conditioning in my office.
I can't imagine why. You don't look cold or nothing - Sir Shuping is just sir
Liking out of solidarity. - holly #ravingfangirl from iPhone
I'm getting a Scandinavian Vampire vibe. - MoTO: Tufted Coqeutte
Another classic photo. :) - Julian
You need a tiny "Boo" flag. :( - Sucker DJ LB
Nice stillsuit. - Steven Perez
It's pronounced GorDON.
Turning a 30-minute presentation into a 10-minute presentation is hard, yo.
Keep slide 1, toss 2 and 3. Keep slide 4, toss 5 and 6.... - Joe
I could use some cheering up. Anybody got some silly jokes or videos to share?
Hello! I'm here to make your Monday suck less. - Betsy
Q: Who cleans up the ocean? A: The mermaid. - Katy S
Fainting goats (an oldie but goodie): - Jaclyn aka spamgirl
Three guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. - Hookuh Tinypants
The Past, the Present, and the Future walk into a bar. It was tense. - Betsy
Did you see the new tacky video from Wierd Al? - Joe
Pretty good. Keep em coming. - Marie
How do you feel about Comic Sans? - Joe
Q: What happened to the frog that parked illegally? A: He was toad away. - Katy S
Q: What is a baby's favourite constellation? A: The Big Diaper! - Big Joe Silence
Q: What kinds of pants do clouds wear? A: THUNDERWEAR! - Big Joe Silence
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogie in it. - Big Joe Silence
Q: What's a duck's favourite afternoon snack? A: Cheese and quackers! - Big Joe Silence
Q: What do you call a faerie who doesn't like to bathe? A: Stinker Bell! - Big Joe Silence
You could listen to new Weird Al: - Brian Johns
Did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into the bra? - Janet
Knock knock! Who's there? I done up. - Melly
This makes me laugh every time. - Ken Morley
LOL - Marie
happy birthday. is that cheery? - Stephan!e•CogSc!L!brar!an
I love this thread. I just referred back to it for a friend's birthday, and it still makes me laugh. - Stephan!e•CogSc!L!brar!an
here's one from Friend's Facebook wall: A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7 and 2." - Stephan!e•CogSc!L!brar!an
^ HA! - Marie
Okay, get this. You take some garbanzo beans, some cut up artichoke hearts, chunks of sundried toms, thin slivers of fresh basil, and mix all that stuff together? Hooboy!
and i have all those things in my fridge right now... - jambina
get up on it, jambina! - Marie
soaking garbanzo beans right now. dinner tomorrow is gonna be GREAT. - jambina
How are my ffeeps today? What are you all up to?
Winding down after a 5k. David is reading. Helen is chatting with her friend. - Pete
About to take a nap. - Julian
Trudging through the alleys of SPSS... - ωαřмaiden ❤Bassetmom❤
Putting numbers in boxes, Marie. I'm fine, thanks. - MoTO: Tufted Coqeutte
Hanging out on the couch. - Jenny H. from Android
I'm good, thanks. Doing odd bits of grading and online-class-discussion-answering. - RepoRat
trying to get back to reality. prepping for a volunteer gig with band camp kids tomorrow. doing the laundry from my trip. examining the growing black and blue patch covering my right shin. procrastinating calling my mother in response to her email about my niece being born. - t-ra: taking the piss
Finished awesome PubMed for Trainers class, got to have lunch with my former boss Del - maʀtha from Android
Fine! Worked on cleaning up my office ALL DAY. Then went to Sam's to buy meat and a dog bed. Now home, showered, and loafing. On the sofa. With Tucker, who liked the dog bed until I got on the sofa. :| - Sucker DJ LB from Android
And how are you? - Sucker DJ LB from Android
Winding down after a full day - how are things with you, Marie? - Jen
Winding down from winding down all day. Phew. - Jim: with more caffeine!
Don't ask me about our trial of a faculty profile system. Good pizza and cocktails for dinner. - Meg VMeg
I'm about to make up a salad thingy with garbanzo beans, so my day is preeeeeetty okay. :) - Marie
This is pretty much what I look like when I work at the sit/stand computer station in my office:
This is pretty much what I look like when I work at the sit/stand computer station in my office:
Perhaps some rooibos tea will help?
There's honey bear and Tylenol, so that's good. - Marie
I can't figure out where the lint tumbleweeds on my desk are coming from. Should I photograph them and start a tumblr?
Is taken yet? - Victor Ganata from iPhone
^ yes, not by me. - Marie - jambina
I'd like to go on record to say that I do not care for almond milk.
Rice milk is my preferred non-dairy dairyesque tipple. - RepoRat
I didn't know rice milk is a thing! Do you have a preferred brand? - Marie
Used to make my own, actually -- it's not complicated -- but Rice Dream is okay. - RepoRat
I've never tasted almond milk but lately it seems the articles say it isn't better than milk just different. - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart from Android
More for me! I've tried soy, rice, coconut, flax, even almond/coconut blend - almond still wins. - Corinne L
Oh no. RT @ABC7: At least one patient transported to UCLA Westwood after being struck by lightning at Venice Beach
oh man, the update to the story says 8 people are in the hospital because of being struck. terrible. - Marie
Dang, if you are friends with MC on fb do NOT look at her recent posts. The creepiest of creepy doll photos.
"Accepted with revisions." My first social network analysis article's gettin' published! cc: @qualintitative
"What do you need to be a better monkey?" -- @qualintitative
When did people start confusing lightning/lightening? I feel like it came out of nowhere and I'm seeing it all over the place now.
I think it might be autocorrect. - Victor Ganata
One's a highly charged subject while the other pales in comparison. Don't know what's so hard about it. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
I am more bothered by people messing up lose/loose and losing/loosing. - Brian Johns
^ this - Katy S from iPhone
The effect has lost its affect. - Joe
Marie, I suspect it;s just the power of a meme. Someone made something catchy and attractive on the lightning/lightening front, and it took off like the message was the force. I think it's just meme-in-action. - RudĩϐЯaЯïan
Victor: You mean a computer program would be substituting the very rare "lightening" for the common "lightning"? That's bizarre, but I don't doubt it. - Walt Crawford
Autocorrect learns some really bizarre habits. - Victor Ganata
Honestly, I never noticed they were spelled differently. Not that I use either one all that often. - Holly's favorite Anna
Wore short sleeves today, did not pack office cardigan. Current status: popsicle.
Have I mentioned before how much I like wearing skirts with pockets? Yes? Oh, excessively? Sorry. P.S. I love skirts with pockets.
Oh me too! I just (thanks to Stephanie) ordered three dresses from and they *all* have pockets. I love them so much. As a kid (and adult) I didn't wear dresses and skirts that often due to lack of pockets but my world has just changed. - Galadriel C.
*goes to check out eshakti* - Marie
Hot Pockets jingle - Eric - For You Wack MCs!
Hot pockets! - Amit Patel
Marie, if you find something that you like at eshakti, let me know and I can send you a referral good for $35 off you're first order and one free customization. - Galadriel C.
Seriously. Why wouldn't women want pockets on their clothes? All pants, skirts, and dresses should have pockets. - maʀtha
I have to order from eshakti my own self. (I did but there was a problem with mai order). POCKETS always!! (I'm waiting for long-sleeved season there, because … shouldn't dresses have LONG SLEEVES?!) - Stephan!e•CogSc!L!brar!an
Military helicopters just flew over LMU. The President has arrived!
You goona meet him? - Joe
C'mon, Ghirardelli square and fresh coffee. We have a conference presentation to finish today.
I love the little side car of honey that comes with the FAGE yogurts. Are there other side-flavors you like? They're on sale at our grocery right now so I can try some other kinds.
Not from Fage, but I like a lot of Chobani's sidecar yogurts. - John (bird whisperer)
I have bought Fage with strawberry, passion fruit, and blueberries like that. I like the design. - Jenny H. from Android
Key lime and blood orange are currently my favs. - rönin
RT @infopathic: People, Not Just Institutions, Can Be Hubs of Innovation | Wing Of Zock
RT @infopathic: People, Not Just Institutions, Can Be Hubs of Innovation | Wing Of Zock
My new doctor suggested that I try relaxing. I LOLed.
So I said to my guy: "OK lets start with fewer Doctor appointments...." - WarLord
You ever make such a mess in the kitchen that it might be easier to just move than clean it?
Yep. Everyday :P - imabonehead from Android
My husband does that...while I am sleeping. - April Russo
Molly: "Hey, Marie, do you want this electronic pencil sharpener?" Me:
Molly: "Hey, Marie, do you want this electronic pencil sharpener?" Me:
I've tweeted 8,888 times. INFINITY TWEETER.
Turned on the news and turned it right back off. It's too much.
Yup. - Kirsten from Android
I swear I saw a convertible Honda CR-Z the other day on the road. When I go to the website to see how much they cost they appear not to really exist. Did I hallucinate it?
I think that's what I saw! But I can't find that actual car on the Honda site anywhere. - Marie
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