Orin Zebest

She got blogged! - Orin Zebest

Whenever I need to remember that the world can be better, I just look up the fake news. The good fake news. - Orin Zebest

Ancient Chinese secret for crappy update-only software! - Orin Zebest

My, how you've changed... unintentionally, for the worse. Somebody please teach them about properly sanitizing user input. - Orin Zebest

"Quite busy at lunchtime, and not that much seating, but still quite a prompt turnaround to get your food. The windows facing the street are fully of pretty people, or pretty interesting people. The…" - Orin Zebest

And thus, history was made. Domain names were no longer a relic of the nineties. - Orin Zebest

And thus, history was made. Domain names were no longer a relic of the nineties. - Orin Zebest

"Why do I always have to *describe* things? Why is it never enough to say "they have incredible sandwiches and are very friendly, I recommend the 174 if you like spicy roast beef?" Can't I just let…" - Orin Zebest

Service to send tweets when Twitter is down. - Orin Zebest

"Kind of a test, this was. See, I hate Chicken Noodle Soup. Despise't. Comes from when I was a kid and was sick then got food poisoning from some damned soup-for-the-soul. That'll knock you off that…" - Orin Zebest

"Oh, I liked it while I was there. Good sandwich for the money... it's hard to beat $2.50, after all. I was ready to give it four stars--decent place. Then I pooped green. And this isn't just "hmm, I…" - Orin Zebest

"Well, we could all just go and harass Confession (http://twitter.com/confession/) on Twitter... but that's just an anonymizer. That's the problem, is that the account is in fact just a conceptual one. How do you ban a concept?" - Orin Zebest

Joe Frank, master of the dark humorous and absurd, transforms the everyday banality of the human comedy into an inspired weirdness that feeds on pathos and irony, and feels a lot like revelation. - Orin Zebest

The main account is from a black lady I work with, Tenisha Bishop - Orin Zebest

"More shock, less jock! Wee-ow!" - Orin Zebest

animated GIFs that simulate real-life dimensions with no special equipment. - Orin Zebest

"The best burger in Hayes Velley; the worst music in the world. Almost 5 stars, and the garlic fries are excellent, too... but just so you know, there IS a camera on the second floor in case you and…" - Orin Zebest

"Hmm... you are difficult to read. On the one hand you make one mean burrito. Not many stock poblano, and even fewer stock cactus. Your Azteca burrito is awe-inspiring, like a Super burrito but edible…" - Orin Zebest

Can't believe it's not been bookmarked yet - Orin Zebest

Old, old link I've been keeping in the wrong place. Doing a bit of housekeeping, ya see... - Orin Zebest

"Troll, I name thee. Thy name is Troll! Begone! And visit us again when your jokes are believable." - Orin Zebest

"In much the same way it's important to mention that Party C is her parents—social expectations make a difference." - Orin Zebest

"Age of consent in the state of Maryland is 16. See my below comment." - Orin Zebest

"I don't think it's possible for that to be correct, the first guy was 15, age of consent in Maryland (http://ageofconsent.us ) is 16; in other words, technically, SHE raped HIM." - Orin Zebest

"No, they can, in special circumstances where the wife (or ex-wife) is trying to get pregnant to get some nice child support and drugs him. Good reason to send away those used condoms down the Old White Express Chute to Stinkytown." - Orin Zebest

"It rings true... but it lacks lyricism. Also, roofies BAD." - Orin Zebest

""I'm deaf." "I don't speak English as my first language." "We had a safeword." "It was preceded by the word *don't*." C'mon, fairer sex, let's use a little imagination before we decide to mutilate a stranger's genitals. Please." - Orin Zebest

"Hear, hear. Buttsecks." - Orin Zebest

"That's what I keep telling the RIAA, but they keep charging me $60,000 every time I go on the internet. signed, John Q. Internet" - Orin Zebest