"This unusual card looks like a flat incandescent bulb, but push the bulb vertical and it unexpectedly lights up. The rest of the card serves as a stand. Store one in your wallet or purse and ward off those deadly grue attacks."
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"Those of us who laptop for a living have a couple gripes: 1) the touchpad just doesn't do enough cool stuff and 2) we'd like a numberpad that isn't askew for doing 10-key. In fact, we'd be willing to bet there are some desktop users who are griping about their mice. If only there was a way to harness the power of the touchpad for GOOD and EVIL purposes. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for your nefarious deeds done with our products.) Enter the USB Multi-Touch SmartPad, the plug-n-play accessory of your wildest dreams."
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"If Timmy could talk to the kobolds before they got all crazy, he'd explain the benefits of the LEGO Head Lamp over the candle. For starters, there's no pesky melted wax to get in your fur. There's also the benefit of being able to turn it off and on with only a click rather than having to find a fire somewhere. Oh, and they can use the yellow stretchy band has a headband or a necklace or even a belt (if said kobold happened to be very svelte). The light is way brighter and more focused than a candle, too. But alas, the kobolds will hear none of it. How about you? Wanna trade in your candle?"
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"Star Trek has always been an innovator when it comes to sci-fi technology. Warp drives, transporters, tricorders, phasers, dilithium crystals, ... to name but a few. But one thing missing from Federation tech is glowing animated shirts featuring the Enterprise. These Star Trek Illuminated Shirts fit the bill perfectly and are available for purchase on your home planet."
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"Straight from the Vital Apparatus Vent comes the Weighted Companion Cube Plush. It will accompany you through the test chamber and generally be adorable and squishy. We expect you will take care of it while it is in your possession. The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube Plush cannot speak, threaten you, or stab you. (That paranoia you feel is totally normal.) In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, we urge you to disregard its advice, especially if said advice pertains to the veracity of cake"
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"If you could somehow have a knife that is not only scary sharp, but also nearly impossible to dull! Steel, on the original Mohs hardness scale places around four-point-five (one being Talc and ten being diamond). That's pretty soft, and it's not surprising that many chefs have to sharpen their knives often. Ceramic knives, made from heat-pressed zirconium oxide, sits happily in the eight-point-five range. That means that ceramic knives stay sharp. Check these out - our ceramic knives are already super-sharp! Six inches long with an ergonomic handle, you can chop veggies with impunity! Slice sushi like an Itamai! Carve beef like a Brazillian gaucho! Most importantly, do it all safely with a knife that never dulls!"
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"f you think carrying an umbrella on a rainy day is not manly enough, maybe try this umbrella with a samurai sword-like handle. It's guaranteed to make you feel like a warrior in combat rather than a lowly pedestrian who doesn't want to get wet."
- Victor Ryden
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The things that a late night wander around Friendfeed can bring you.
- Ian May
I know, right? Bad sleep pattern will do that.
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from IM
I usually go to bed around midnight, and wake about 7.30 -8am 7 days a week. For some reason, I did wake until after nine this morning, and now I am wide awake at 3am
- Ian May
Strange are the ways of FriendFeed.
- Steven Perez
don't sweat it, Danny. nobody likes my short fiction or my poetry.
- Joe Silence is not dead
I liked the decapitation one, Joe. Danny - same here, but I still enjoy me some FF.
- Kurt Kringle
Hmm, I'm sorry, I hadn't seen any of your posts come through, until this one. And you're in my Favorites list! Guess I haven't been paying enough attention lately. Also, I've been hanging out in the Home list (everyone I sub to) lately, which moves way faster... :/
- Jandy, ConcertMaven of FF
You need more subs, more comments, then come back and try this again.
- Josh Haley
I rarely get likes or replies but I just post because I'm crazy like that
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