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Overheard

Overheard

Overheard. You know, stuff that you overheard someone else say. Original content only; nothing posted/copied from other websites, please!
Hieronymous Boob
turned on NPR on the drive home and heard "wang is gushing".
I think that was the name of a journalist, "gushing" over an artist. - Hieronymous Boob
Hieronymous Boob
OH: "She's not a superhero. She's a punk rocker who occasionally saves the world against her will."
Hieronymous Boob
"NEVER EAT A BURRITO OVER THE STUDERS."
MCI, Ampex, Otari? go ahead. (i also like those machines, tho most Ampex decks are hostile to punching) - Hieronymous Boob
all Fostex machines should be visited by a large permanent magnet! - Hieronymous Boob
Are we talking tape? - Eric - seven eleven
Hieronymous Boob
OH: "Sister! Your smelly, stupid dog is trying to KILL ME!"
and then the crying ponies leapt over the wall and trampled the dog. - Hieronymous Boob
Hieronymous Boob
youngest (who is sick at home from school) is watching Dinosaur Train on PBS and i thought i heard someone yell "FULL FRONTAL." 0_o
of course, they really said "full throttle". i was in the kitchen next to the laundry room and pantry and the clothes dryer is running...that and i'm half deaf and a dirty-minded middle-aged man. - Hieronymous Boob
Hieronymous Boob
"Embrace the edible dimension!"
Channeling your inner Homer Simpson? - Scoble, Alex Scoble
actually, that was from Rick Steves' "EUROPE THROUGH THE BACK DOOR". *snicker* #Iam12 - Hieronymous Boob
Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
"Widespread outbreak of St. Patrick's Day Flu this morning."
Uli - Sent to Coventry
OH: I've got double barrel persnickety.
LB: #TeamMonique
OH: "I'm talking like Carol Channing!"
Hieronymous Boob
♫ "Let's all get up and dance to a song that was a hit before your mother did porn..." ♫
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♫ "Tho she did porn a long long time ago..." ♫ - Hieronymous Boob
LB: #TeamMonique
OH: "She was probably voted 'Most Likely to Be Disgruntled.'"
LB: #TeamMonique
OH: "Don't you harsh my happy!"
was it you that said it? - Sir Shuping is just sir
Nope. - LB: #TeamMonique from Android
I'd be worried if LB was overhearing herself. ;) - Soup in a TARDIS
Heh. It's been known to happen. ;) - LB: #TeamMonique from Android
huntur (hotspacho)
OH: "polishing the wood ALWAYS makes me feel so weird"
Hieronymous Boob
OH: "Why am I always attracted to beavers that can't swim?"
Hieronymous Boob
OH: "(Our music) will unintentionally summon demons from the moon...and they'll have the best weed ever."
I believe I speak for all suitably stoned humans when I say "Heyyyyyyyyyy, moon bro. Wanna chill?" Man, first contact would be awesome if there was weed. - Le Slip Anglais from Android
THEY CAME FROM... DUDE, WHERE'D WE COME FROM? - Pete #TeamMonique
NO TASERS! - MoTO #TeamMonique
Tase me, bro, not the...Er...what was I say....who brought cheetos? - Le Slip Anglais from Android
actually, this was part of a conversation i was having over IM with a bandmate. :P - Hieronymous Boob
If that conversation snippet is any guide, I already want to love your music. How can I get some Silence in my ear? - Le Slip Anglais from Android
this discussion was regarding a newer direction. short version: first i need to get off my arse and complete some more music! :P - Hieronymous Boob
I'll wait... - MoTO #TeamMonique from Android
*GETS IT ON* - Hieronymous Boob
Hieronymous Boob
Hieronymous Boob
OH: "Ow. *giggle* My bottom! *giggle* Don't slap me so hard."
We definitely work in different offices. - SteVe C
office? this was in line at Whole Foods! - Hieronymous Boob
I ain't eating the cucumbers from there - SteVe C
the whole shack shimmies! - Hieronymous Boob
Hieronymous Boob
OH: "We're baking a loooove cake!"
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ - Mo Kargas
*gets out all the recipe books* - Uli - Sent to Coventry
*makes "batter" from scratch* - Hieronymous Boob
And my brain has turned this into a Love Shack earworm. - Kirsten
You too? - MoTO #TeamMonique
baby, that's where it's at! - Hieronymous Boob
LB: #TeamMonique
OH: "'Mamma Mia' singin' ain't nothin' like 'Les Mis' singin'."
Rochelle
OH: "Last time, I did three kids in the balls."
huntur (hotspacho)
OH: her - "Maybe you should have your prostate checked." Him- "maybe YOU should check my prostate." Her- "Be careful what you wish for."
LB: #TeamMonique
OH: "I think that's Jesus in the birdbath."
where were you that you heard that?? - Sir Shuping is just sir
My parents' car. - LB: #TeamMonique
why do your parents have a birdbath in the car? - Sir Shuping is just sir
They don't; that would be silly. We were driving, and my mom said that about a birdbath in somebody's yard. - LB: #TeamMonique
ohhhh....well that's good. I think - Sir Shuping is just sir
I rather like the image of a birdbath in the car, presumably in the back seat of a convertible, so the birds can come in and out. - Walt Crawford
The birdbath is an unusual car accessory, but that sort of misses the point. How the heck did The Messiah end up in your car birdbath? - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
well ya know he was born in a manager, perhaps he has to take baths in a birdbath? - Sir Shuping is just sir
Good point! - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
Uli - Sent to Coventry
OH: A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. Good morning, FriendFeed.
I *KNOW* you haven't liked this. - Uli - Sent to Coventry
Well of course not. - Kirsten
Because it's true :-P - Uli - Sent to Coventry
And now he's standing in the office doorway, trying to look all innocent. - Kirsten
Trying to look. I *AM*. - Uli - Sent to Coventry
Pfffft. - Kirsten
Hieronymous Boob
OH: "DO AS THOU WILT CHAMBERLAIN. THAT IS THE HOLE OF YOUR MOM."
Hieronymous Boob
OH this morning in line at the coffee shop: "I kinda like him but he keeps quoting Dickinson at me."
"Emily?" - Hieronymous Boob
"Bruce." - Hieronymous Boob
Rochelle
OH: "Rochelle's not very good at crack packing."
Rochelle
OH a lady today talking about the phrase "wine gets better with age". She thought it meant that people will enjoy wine more as they age, not the fact that the wine itself improves as it ages.
Rochelle
OH from the 8 year old this morning: "She's going to have the worst day of her life today because Obama won and she's losing this game on Diamond Dash."
She has a point. - SteVe C
Hieronymous Boob
OH: "NOW THEY BOTH LOOK RIDICULOUS!"
Hieronymous Boob
OH: "It's fun when I forget it's Halloween and wonder why so many people are dressed like jackasses."
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