of course, they really said "full throttle". i was in the kitchen next to the laundry room and pantry and the clothes dryer is running...that and i'm half deaf and a dirty-minded middle-aged man.
- Hieronymous Boob
I believe I speak for all suitably stoned humans when I say "Heyyyyyyyyyy, moon bro. Wanna chill?" Man, first contact would be awesome if there was weed.
- Le Slip Anglais
from Android
I rather like the image of a birdbath in the car, presumably in the back seat of a convertible, so the birds can come in and out.
- Walt Crawford
The birdbath is an unusual car accessory, but that sort of misses the point. How the heck did The Messiah end up in your car birdbath?
- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
well ya know he was born in a manager, perhaps he has to take baths in a birdbath?
- Sir Shuping is just sir
OH a lady today talking about the phrase "wine gets better with age". She thought it meant that people will enjoy wine more as they age, not the fact that the wine itself improves as it ages.
OH from the 8 year old this morning: "She's going to have the worst day of her life today because Obama won and she's losing this game on Diamond Dash."