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From Mr. Bradbury, "The best hygiene for beginning writers or intermediate writers is to write a hell of a lot of short stories. If you can write one short story a week -- doesn't matter what the quality is to start, but at least you're practicing. At the end of the year, you have 52 short stories, and I defy you to write 52 bad ones. Can't be done." - michael sean wright

Martian Chronicles, Fahrenheit 451, Dandelion Wine -- man, this guy can WRITE - TDavid

Another gem from Mr. Bradbury, "We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled. The trick is, knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff out." - michael sean wright

Happy Belated Birthday. 1920 was also the year my Grandfather was born and celebrated his on the 16th, currently he is trying to sign off from Sky Broadband and move to BT. He tried inputting his email on sky's sign off page and when after the 5th time it didn't accept his address he wrote in the box "I have used this email for two years now why won't you accept it!" they did..his theory is that there are people on the other side. His last words on the call was 'Keep your head up!' - Jason

@ Jason- Great story! You mean there aren't people on the other side? - michael sean wright

@Rob: That one. - Daniel J. Pritchett

AFAIK nobody with that name is running... " Barack Hussein Obama" maybe? - Brian Sullivan

@Daniel: Oh, THAT one. Got it. LOL. - Rob Sterling

That looks kick-ass, if it works. - David Adam

UK only?! Why no U.S. love? - Kelly W.

Ya i found some weird forum and looking through their pictures lol - Mona Nomura

I love this! - Mark Dykeman

LOL - Derrick

<3 This... <3 x 1 billion Mona :) - Johnny

HAH!!! - Rah-PM 2012

Brilliant - Kevin Singarayar

Best one ever! - vimoh

Hehhhe. Best ever. - Roshni

Nicely done. - Valley

Ha ha ha! Classic - Dread Pirate PJ

excellent. :) - Jason Shultz from twhirl

hahahaha...good un - The Fat Oracle

So he can help the next president start another war? I appreciate his endorsement of Obama and especially what he said aboutMuslim Americans (my 7 year-old did too). However Powell was a central figure in an Administration that invaded another country and led to the deaths of 100K Iraqi civilians. He is no less a war criminal than George Bush for doing so. - Farhan Memon

He was mistaken like the majority of American citizens. At least he realized it. He said today he worked to promote peace first, as well, and I'm inclined to believe him. - Sean Quinn from twhirl

won't help Obama. glad it won't too. this guy is such a liar. he is bitter because they lied to him... and it turns out he was lied to for a very good reason. he is angry. bitter white guy! lol too late to help. momentum is going McCain's way now... polls are a media mirage. watch. - NoahDavidSimon

I think it was calculated to do just that - end up in the cabinet. Where's the "Change", from Biden on it's all Old Guard! - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

Powell's reasons were economic. Military peeps doing Economics,like Grab Ass'n boot camp. Colin "Don't Ask Don't Tell” - NoahDavidSimon

Hoff's Jesus Juice++! - Andrew Trinh

(-_-;) - Jay

I don't want my soap coming out o the Hoff's loins... - Joe "Looptid" Pierce

ewww Andrew...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA - Anna Haro

You comments = GOLD - Mona Nomura

So wrong! - Arthur Guy

I've heard they can create miracles. - Andrew Trinh

No. They. Didn't. - Carmen wBabby

I would comment I like this, but that might mean I <heart> the Hoff... Hoff is so campy he is fun. - Ken Stewart | ChangeForge

thats just wrong - (jeff)isageek

brain bleach, please? - Anika

It's so hilarious it's wrong. ;) - Mona Nomura

Too funny! - David Cook

HAHAHA!! that's *awesome* and by awesome i mean DISGUSTING! :-) - tracy apps from twhirl

I had forgotten he played Nick Fury in 1998 until I saw it this weekend. - W!cKeD Underpants Captain

Wow. Suddenly, a kiss from Andrea Von Strucker doesn't seem so bad. - Steven Perez

I've been using the Hoff for years, I've never had smoother skin! - Mike Lewis

Noooooo! Nasty mental image, get out!!!!! I cast you out, Satan! - Dread Pirate PJ

LOL and EWW at the same time! :D - Ron

Does this soap contain alcohol? - Ken Stewart | ChangeForge

Depends if you want it to dispense alcohol. ;) - Mona Nomura

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "facial." - ::Kristen::

Yup, don't really want to touch the Hoff there thanks - Toby Graham

This is so wrong. - Kevin Bondelli

I hope that's soap! - Morton Fox

I always feel iffy about those dispensers. All it takes is one disgruntled worker... - Rah-PM 2012

EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww! - Susan Beebe

GYAH! - Mo Kargas

D+D FTW!!! - Mladen Srdić

all hail to interwebz goddess! - Mladen Srdić

Ahhh! I dunno, but I feel that I still fall under Geek 1.0 - Ron

I want a pocket protector!! @Mladen: I <3 the Internet :) - Mona Nomura

Mona: Geek 1.0 and everything, but high waters? no way. lol - Ron

intertubes ftw !eleven! :D - Mladen Srdić

What's wrong with high waters? They're now called 'capris' - Mona Nomura

Mona: If you're a guy with high waters, you're a dork. LOL - Ron

Hey, that's sexist! :p - Mona Nomura

Not quite, just biting reality. hahaha =p - Ron

there's nothing wrong with being a nerd / geek / dork! revenge of the nerds ftw! - Mona Nomura

I refuse to admit that an Apple nerd is the second iteration of the original geek. I'd buy that the geek and the nerd both fork from the same dork tree, though. - Mark "Rizzn" Hopkins

Also, say that second sentence five times fast out loud. :) - Mark "Rizzn" Hopkins

+1 Mark. The internet is seemingly filled with 'geeks' who can't fix their own computers. (I said can't, not won't) - Yuvi

Funny >the geek and the nerd both fork from the same dork tree, though. - Russellreno

Very nice! You could replace the D&D by a deck of Magic the gathering in Geek 1.0 - João Almeida from twhirl

Geek 1.5 ("The Transitional"): 1. Trusty Palm V (in all its form factor glory) in hand, 2. Inserted into casual conversation: "AOL! - Pssf! Not even on dial-up anymore -- once you go to BroadBand, you can't go back! And High-waters, w/ pair of scissors applied, have become DYI shorts that are the new source of fashion ridicule. - Micah from twhirl

If my ADND gaming group is any indication, the game is still D&D, but character sheets are on the computers. I fully believe I combine the best of both worlds; with a Tablet PC my character sheets are both digital and handwritten. I've got to admit the spreadsheet users have it nice, when it comes to stat penalties and recalculating...uh, I think I should shut up, now. - MiniMage, enterRUPPted

3.0 will be you in a virtual world - Ryan

Frank, I'm just trying to keep up when playing the generic vanilla game right now. :) - Matt Cutts

It's great! Try Cities and Knights once you feel like you're up for it. - Ozan Onay

id love to chat with you about doing some work for me - can you send me an email? - Allen Stern

@Allen - I am not able to locate an email address for you at CenterNetworks.com (mine is yuvipanda@gmail.com) - Yuvi

How does code.google.com/p/thestatbot sound? :-) You can give people access to improve it for you. :D - dgw

Well, giving people access gives me more incentives to improve it for myself too :) - Yuvi

I would recommend that you cleanup the code first before releasing it. What license are you considering? - Hassan Ibraheem

@Hassan - Obviously will be cleaned up. And ofcourse I intend to continue development. I am leaning towards something non-GPL, but compatible with the GPL.... - Yuvi

Would be great to do some of our own analysis. You'd definitely make a small cadre of analytics nerds very happy! - Ozan Onay

awesomness :O now i wanna buy a motorcycle. - Mladen Srdić

thats good stuff there - (jeff)isageek

Zivity Removes User Age Verification, Looks Forward to Conversations with Andrew Cuomo - Cyndy

Zivity Removes User Age Verification, Aims for Use in Preschool Anatomy Lessons - Cyndy

Zivity Removes User Age Verification in Futile Effort to Get Pete's Endorsement - Cyndy

Zivity Removes User Age Verification, millions of 14 year old boys spend 5 minutes looking then say "so what?" and return to pr0n. - Jason Carreira

5 minutes? - Allen Stern

20 seconds - mjc

this is SO much awesome! - Mona Nomura

this is one of the things i'd love to have but not use - embee

I would TOTALLY rock this on a belt... even if I don't wear belts, I'll buy one JUST for this! - Mona Nomura

finally something my husband can get to play all his cassettes on. - Anika

Noooooo, now I'll have to buy all my JUST donated cassettes from Goodwill just to rock the Walk-Pod. - Jay Wiegmann

hahahhaahaha I have to buy tapes specifically for this! - Mona Nomura

I still have some of those cassettes ... somewhere... - Amit Morson

Do they even make cassettes anymore? - Jonathan.Rivera

Who cares, it's awesome! :) - Mona Nomura

I often think that my kids have not even seen a cassette, then I remember my walkman. Right on! - Loic Le Meur

+1 @ Mona N.! - JA Castillo

ummmmm cmiper? lol - Mona Nomura

I think we all know this, cmiper :) - Mona Nomura

Dude, you just made me hit like on an iPod story. - The Amber

OMG, that is so full of win. - Cyndy

so f-ing cool. - Morgan

God, I always hated tapes... so worthless... - Jason Carreira

Dude, cassettes are so much awesome. How'd you get so lucky and land Cyndy, sunshine? Sheesh! - Mona Nomura from fftogo

I hated cassettes too... with vinyl you go to a track, hell with 8 tracks you kinda go to a track :P Cassettes, portable, and that was all it had going for it. *edit* though, I have seen some cool cassette label art - Michael W. May

So fake! - Nick Austad from twhirl

cool - accexine

Isn't it? :) - Mona Nomura

WANT! - Emma

YES! - Mona Nomura

That's a great find Mona :) - Emma

Thank you, kindly :D Now the problem is, I want one SO bad, Emma! I've been drooling all day :) - Mona Nomura

That makes two of us Mona ;) - Emma

I bet a trillion dollars (pounds?) someone on FriendFeed can make this LOL - Mona Nomura

I thought their resume database was the Google employee directory. - Amir Gharaat

@Amir hahahaha - Josh Wills

I don't think that they've ever managed to hire many people from Google though. Certainly the original push (when they were calling all of the engineers) was fruitless. - Paul Buchheit

Good luck on the interview, Kevin. Let us know how it goes. - DeWitt Clinton

why not to use http://www.msdewey.com/ - certainly nice HR representative ;) - A. T.

Something exciting in the works? - ⓞnor

LOVE it. - Aether

下了 - bluesyouth

Beaker! - Mona Nomura

MEEP! - Johnny

I hope I'll have a startup that looks like that someday! Awesome! - Jemm

Wow Dave! The site for this looks great! Hiten rocks, eh? - shay

yeah, Hiten & team at http://ACSseo.com rock da effin house. they do great design work. - dave mcclure

looks interesting, Dave, hm. - Anthony Citrano

Mom, baby and....where's Dad?? ;-) - Siddharth Deb

Is your child ready to have one? - Michael Forian

wow, it took about 30seconds, but I got it :D - acedanger

maybe they talk circumcision in this issue??? - αnnα vαȵ scoyoç

Hahaha @AnnaVan - Joe Dawson

http://www.snopes.com/photos... False but still funny - Brian Sullivan