Simon Goetz

Ke$ha ft. Andre 3000, T.I., Wiz Khalifa, and Lil Wayne - Sleazy Remix 2.0 Get Sleazier - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Teenagers are already wearing my face ironically.

"People Eating" is the most popular show on DogTV.

I can't listen to rap while I write copy. Too many notes from clients like, "Give us some options that don't rhyme or reference marijuana."

Looking for dry humor? Only read the tweets without exclamation points.

patrice o'neal - football - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Kitten Surprise!! ( how to break up a cat fight ) The Original - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Bald like a mountaintop, with a tilted snow cap.

Louis CK honors George Carlin - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Thumbing through Bruce Banner's fashion book, _Hulk: Smashing_. Too purple for my tastes.

Glory Glory THFC 100 yrs - Part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

“You say no to drugs… Juicy J can’t.” Sobriety in rap is overrated.  [via Rick. Again.] - http://buffering.tumblr.com/post...

Current status: HARD. (Rap videos are getting lo-fi, and that’s fine by me.) [Thanks, Rick Dean. You still have the best music blog on the WWW.] - http://buffering.tumblr.com/post...

Mom is getting into rap. She likes Enemy of the Public, The Tang Clan, and Naughty by Nurture.

PB&J for supper, P&BJ for dessert.

Starting a band called Choking Victim. We've already got posters in every bar and restaurant in New York.

I’M GOD by Clams Casino is further evidence that Mr. Casino is producing some of the most textured, moody, and chest-wobbling beats in the game. Plus: GIRLS MAKING OUT. - http://buffering.tumblr.com/post...

Skeletons skateboarded a lot more in the eighties.

Makes folding look easy. [Thanks, ‘dude.] - http://buffering.tumblr.com/post...

Wire – Strange - http://www.last.fm/music...

Wire – Strange - http://www.last.fm/music...

Still resisting adulthood. "That's not an ironing board. That's a surfboard for dress shirts."

Roommate drunk. "No no no. Tell her my name is Jerome Fantasmo." [Long, long pause.] "Because I am fantasmo."

Burning ebooks.

No way would I take my kids to see the Muppets movie. Fisting is a subject for adults.

"Bed-Stuy: do or die" is too abrasive and foreboding for the white kids moving here. We've changed it to "Bed-Stuy: bluer sky."

Stacking paper like a freelance copywriter.

Occupy Jason Street.

Stuffed. My humble pie was easily the best.

Kids on the corner, burning botanicals and breaking bottles, I am you. My blood box bumps the same beat. Now shut up so I can go to sleep.