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If you want to know where all those crazy rumors and lies come from? This is the place. - Patrick Britton

Funny, a non-hoax about a non-hoax. Great jeeerb! - Patrick Britton

Frightening, truly disturbing. - Patrick Britton

Pro-life, anti-war. Then again I'm not in office. - Patrick Britton

Spreading misinformation should be a crime. - Patrick Britton

Were the ignorant and sarcastic tones necessary? - Patrick Britton

Bull, I'm sure he would rather your suck down on Cow Milk, gotta keep the billions flowing to the industry right? - Patrick Britton

Yeeah but you might need a majority to win an election. - Patrick Britton

"No way dude. Libertarians are NOTHING like neocons. You can pick the worse twitters out of the tag but it's open ended--anyone can use it. You'll find plenty of anarchists using the tag as well. That doesn't mean conservatives and liberals don't chat too. As you noticed there was #tcot in there too, people use multiple tags. Try and stick around a little longer before casting such a harsh criticism on the people who use #tlot." - Patrick Britton

I own topconservatives.com if anyone is interested in buying it. :D - Sid Burgess

"Yeah, fuck Pro-lifers! Kill dem babies fast, hurry!" - Patrick Britton

"This is priceless. The left doesn't support wars in other nations but they support paying for them to kill their unborn children." - Patrick Britton

""The backwards B is proof that the woman carved her own face. She was careful to make sure she used a light touch so as not to do much damage to her cheek. If the robber already had her money why would he return to take the time & effort to carefully etch a backwards B on her face? What does the B stand for? I know...BOGUS. Instead of dialing 911 she dialed 1-900-BLAME-A-NIGGA." Oh, that's what it is. RAACIIIISM RAAACIIISM. Shut up, it's getting old." - Patrick Britton

"He's winning yet the election isn't here yet. You might want to wait for the actual election before calling anyone the winner." - Patrick Britton

"This is disturbing proof that Digg will attack anyone who opposes Obama. Disgusting." - Patrick Britton

"Digg: OBAAMAA OBAMAA UUUH UUUH OBAMAaAaAAAaaaaaaa *drools and passes out in convulsions*" - Patrick Britton

""Character is who you are when no one is looking." Yeah, because Obama doesn't expect his "good deeds" to be talked about. Oh, it's on Digg, point made." - Patrick Britton

"It was a mistake" - Patrick Britton

"We have a clear choice. We can pick McCain, a man that will continue the war until doomsday or Obama, a man who will withdraw from Iraq and put them into Afghanistan to fight till doomsday. How about neither? The fact that Baldwin is a hardcore Christian means absolutely nothing. Does he uphold the constitution and fight to bring the country back to it's roots? Yes. If you don't agree with the platform at least 85% of the time then it seems like you don't like the constitution. In that case you should vote for Obama or McCain. You'll fit right in with their desire to rewrite the constitution to how they see fit." - Patrick Britton

"They are against amending anything concerning marriage. So relax, there's no plans to stop your gay adventures." - Patrick Britton

"This is beautiful. The libs keep screaming. We keep winning. The best part? Obama can't do anything about it! Woman are already pissed off. If he attacks Palin he can kiss his chances goodbye. You guys keep whining though. No one's listening but you keep wasting your energy." - Patrick Britton

"Ok, for the morons in the audience I'm going to teach you something. A choice: Having sex with a condom. Not having sex. Not a choice: Killing you BABY which happens to be a PERSON. http://www.thedailyconservative.net/2008... ... Lesson over." - Patrick Britton

"Alright. Legalize murder, people do it anyway, right?" - Patrick Britton

"Hey buddy. It's called responsibility. Spread your legs, you get what you asked for." - Patrick Britton

""No woman will have the right to sleep around like a slut until she gets pregnant so that she can kill her child." How can you libs fight for this?" - Patrick Britton

"You guys love your terrorist don't you? "Hey buddy, let me stand next to you with a bomb strapped to my chest and blow us both up." "Ok mister. I understand. Don't worry, if we catch your buddies we'll give them free food, a Qur'an and allow them to pray all they want!" "Oh boy, thank you!" DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THEM TORTURING A TERRORIST!!!? OH YEAH I DID.. HE WAS GONNA KILL 400 PEOPLE BUT WHO CAREZ MAN?" - Patrick Britton

"You're giving McCain a lot of credit. He's old and senile but memorized an hour's worth of questions so that he could "cheat." Here's the truth. McCain is great at these types of forums and Obama isn't. Obama is great when he's given a script. If he has to think for himself he sounds like a stammering fool like he did at the forum. Liberals are such whiners. When they lose it's cheating." - Patrick Britton

Welcome students. I applaud you for taking the time to come to class today so that you can learn the basics of being a liberal. Once you have fully grasped the ideals behind the liberal cult, I mean, movement, you will have the knowledge that will allow you to grab a hold of your dreams and take on any conservative full force. You will hear new ideas that may scare you but I urge you to stick with me through this next week or so. - Patrick Britton

Welcome students. I applaud you for taking the time to come to class today so that you can learn the basics of being a liberal. Once you have fully grasped the ideals behind the liberal cult, I mean, movement, you will have the knowledge that will allow you to grab a hold of your dreams and take on any conservative full force. You will hear new ideas that may scare you but I urge you to stick with me through this next week or so. - Patrick Britton

"Let me get this straight. You call yourself a Republican--someone that is supposed to believe in small government, low taxes and free trade--and you're going to vote for the most liberal congressman in the US today? There are so many things wrong with your judgement that I don't know where to begin. Sure, McCain is a moron but throwing your vote into the fire for a self described socialist messiah is the most foolish thing you can do this year. Don't even get my started on the reasons why Obama would destroy the economy let alone the destruction that will be left behind in Iraq when he's done with it. As a conservative, Obama scares the hell out of me. He wants to socialize the system to death, hang out government aid to the lazy masses on welfare, tax us to death and run like a coward in Iraq. You are a foolish human being if you put yourself in line with Obama. He's a great speak, sure, but that is not good enough for me. Any self respecting Republican would not joke about voting..." - Patrick Britton

"I'm all for adult stem cells and it's great to see them making such great progress. Now we can stop wasting embryonic cells" - Patrick Britton