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I need someone to clone three of me to get through this production schedule I'm in...

March 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @ianlandsman: Excuse me @github. You guys agreed to sponsor our event, but the event is over and you still haven’t sent a check :( emails go unanswered.

March 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

When “shut up” autocorrects to “shit up”...

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

“Gag” and “vomit” are more suitable adjectives to describe what that situation.

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I’m the poster child RT @angrybrad: Dunning-Kruger is a real thing. Make sure you don’t suffer from it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I might be able to release some of these ideas floating around in my head with confidence… instead of the usual “I’m not a developer” shit

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

After 15+ years of hacking code & pretending I know stuff, taking a formal CS class has helped clarify so many things I thought I learned.

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Dear @LaylaBohm & @MsKarinM, I’m planning on heading back up to PDX + rent another beach house when I go back to give a talk /cc @runbecause

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Being a professional is not about *using* the coolest toys... it's about *understanding* when + why to use them to add value to your work.

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

That giddy feeling you get when you are stoked to spend the next three days and nights cranking out code on a project you love...

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

You saw potato, I say burrito

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

worst smell ever… next to reheating fish in the lunchroom microwave RT @smarttechgirl: Someone is burning popcorn. #ugh

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

+1 RT @mithra62: So glad I don't have a day job. http://twitpic.com/c8x057

+1 RT @mithra62: So glad I don't have a day job. http://t.co/eneXgBzdh9

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Jesus turns wine into bourbon.

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @ashley_sfg: This is the BEST.THING.I'VE.EVER.SEEN! @SFGiants #SFGChamps @WSTrophy https://twitter.com/ashley_...

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Me: "I'll be available after 11 am" 9 am reply, "are you available now?" I now rescind my original offer of being available to you. Ever.

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Well done @brandonkelly @angrybrad @piparvecis & @lisajill! Huge congrats on the launch of @craftcms

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @EephusBlue: Great engagement photos? or greatest? http://imgur.com/gallery...

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @keithboykin: Wait, the Dow hit a new record high and unemployment is still at 7.9%? I thought wealth was supposed to trickle down from the job creators.

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Drinking game idea: every time @pixelandtonic is mentioned or RT'd by #eecms devs today you have to take a shot.

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My next bumper sticker: "If I didn't have to take a piss in the morning I'd never get out of bed."

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

And since I’m bitching about social apps… apparently LinkedIn has been taken over by a zombie army of faceless/nameless “LinkedIn Member’s”

March 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

NOTHING is more annoying than @CSNAuthentic’s video ad modal windows on EVERY FNCKING article… #49ersTalk

March 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

When did Facebook decide to keep all new actions “private”?

March 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Apparently a counter offer to a shitty job offer at Yahoo! Takes 5+ months… They’re a “take it or leave it” joint and a model of efficiency…

March 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

How to Win Any Climate Change Argument http://www.slate.com/article... via @slate

March 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I wonder if Magic Johnson will pay me $10,000 for a badass layup contest?

March 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @derekallard: i swear, every time i use a framework to "save time" it ends up causing some other problem that makes me lose all saved time. grr.

March 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

woot! RT @statamic: PHEW what a day! Announcing #statamic 1.5 and The Refinery! http://statamic.com/blog...

March 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @lowellkitchen: Step 1: go to http://www.youtube.com Step 2: search for: do the harlem shake Step 3: Watch @YouTube do the harlem shake #harlemshake

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