I have a date tonight. She's a girl I went to... - Christopher Harley

Oh my stars, are you serious!?!!? - Derrick

Is there a rush? - martha

Yeah, D. I'm on Facebook! It's OK. - Christopher Harley

Yes, Martha. Our reservations are at 9:00. So I need to scramble out of here pretty soon. - Christopher Harley

anything pre-dessert would be a little premature. - Joe Pierce

I hope you two at least took a couple of quizzes to establish your compatibility. But do you poke before the first date? - John E. Bredehoft

Yeah, John, I think I gave her and well, 126 other people, a Mai Tai. Maybe it was a Ramos Fizz. I can't remember. And Facebook took away my Poking privileges long ago. - Christopher Harley

Yes, that's pretty much how relationships are handled these days. Tweeting after the proposal is accepted is also expected. - Vince DeGeorge

Dude, I'm going to marry her first. Even though I'm already married. - Cristo

OK, Chris. But you marrying her won't detract from my trying to propose this real estate deal, right? Cock-Blocking is one thing, but stay outta my wallet, MOFO. - Christopher Harley

Cristo is already married and is gonna get married AGAIN? Gays can't have nothing. :( - Derrick

Christopher, I don't let my wives practice real estate. Derrick, I will marry you too. - Cristo

Seriously, Cristo #1 FriendFeeder. Anyone who doesn't agree needs to be educated as to how they're using FriendFeed wrong. - Akiva Moskovitz

Shit! She said no. That's ok, Plan B is my proposing marriage. - Christopher Harley

Yes, it's too soon. It takes at least two decades to know someone. :) - Morton Fox

WAY too soon. that'd scare the hell out of me so that I'd never call back. - Gabrielle V

Hopefully she doesn't have friendfeed and see you crowdsourcing your proposal :) - Frankie Warren

So what happened? - Clare Dibble

Don't worry Christopher, I see what you did there, even if nobody else did. - Slippy "Threadsbane" Lane

SON OF A BITCH - Mike Nayyar

Good luck... - Mitchell Tsai

I'd make sure you like the sex first. :) - Patricia

You go, Christopher! :-D - Ladybug Heather