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I'm always scared to fart in the car because you never know when you might get pulled over or want to order a coffee...

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I threw up in my mouth a lil “@HoMoFo: He was never a looker, but what the hell has happened to Clay Aiken?? http://t.co/3C1akAlb”

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RT @appleinsider: Game Center for Mountain Lion to offer cross-platform play between Mac OS, iOS http://www.appleinsider.com/article...

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How long does it take for someone to upload the developer release of Mountain Lion to a torrent site? #jeeze

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Receiving an error when you try to download Messages Beta for Mac? Try this direct download link! https://t.co/jNsNunLr

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His music makes me want to beat women =S “@shaun_alejandro: Obsessed with @chrisbrown's new song! His music ALWAYS makes me want to dance”

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I'm so hard for iMessage on the Mac!

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iMessage anyone? Add me! <twitter_handle>@gmail.com

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All that kid's furniture they say can go off with them to college is BS. No one wants to take their 15 year old toddler bed to U of T. #fail

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fucking finally “@omgclassic: omg omg omg! RT @LewisBuxton: iMessage on your Mac! http://t.co/5LiMWRuL”

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It takes its morning crazy pill, or else it FREAKS THE FUCK OUT!

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You have no business posting nudes of yourself on the internet.

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So the cat's Italian, I see… “@omgclassic: this is quite possibly the best gif ever http://t.co/WPNbhkgr”

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Hmm… ask GO riders if they should have to pay for parking and you're surprised that they're against the idea? #shocking

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MSN, Yahoo, Google Talk, AIM or Skype? ANYONE?! :'( #sobored

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RT @WINDmobile: Read Tony's new blog in support of the @OpenMedia_ca campaign for wireless competition: http://windmobileblog.com/2012...

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Nice to see that Undercover Boss Canada closely resembles its US sister. Production values are good...

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and now you're dead… #WompWomp “@f__kyeahbryan: DEY TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB BUT I SAID NO NO NO.”

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Garbage man, I can't fap if you're parked outside my window! #grr

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My uncle once got 15 years in a federal penitentiary for removing the tag on a pillow…

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Why are the last 5 pounds the hardest to lose?!

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Stop… stop… I don't wanna… anymore!

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I once received a hand job in a movie theatre. Like, a real theatre, not one of those "Toonie Tuesday" theatres in the basement of the mall.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

<adele> FANK GAWD! </adele> “@MrMcMillin: Adele reveals she's taking 5 year break from music to concentrate on love http://t.co/HYbPWO7D”

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My heartburn goes on… Does that count? “@OrientalDlite: Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that the heart does go on”

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I can't wait to watch today's episode of @anderson!

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RT @omgclassic: @dearMJ @matthewcouto @bradleylourenco @meehow @jackknightcooks @brystonprince @PhilnRaleigh Happy Valentine's Day!! x http://i1185.photobucket.com/albums...

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When will #homophobes realize they're a dying breed, just like racists? The shit ain't cool, you just sound like morons… Welcome to 2012!

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Google "sqrt(cos(x))cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5" #HappyValentinesDay

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every time i brush my teeth i think of @DoTheVictor

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