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If you say you are the CEO of your blog, my first instinct is to ruffle your hair and say AWWWWW!

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Received my advance copy of @ajjacobs' "Drop Dead Healthy". In a related story, ate a bunch of French fries for dinner this evening.

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RT @dad2summit: Tomorrow, stop by our San Diego #dad2summit meetup hosted by @PetCobra and @betadad at @StoneBrewingCo.

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(Psst - I work here.) RT @carlsbadcagov: Life Technologies named one of the most innovative companies of the year http://www.fastcompany.com/most-in...

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If you're reading this you're having a subpar Valentine's Day. Get off the Twitter and get on someone.

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Watching The Glee. Jesus, The Glee, is it Regionals again?

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Dessert. http://ow.ly/i/sCZr

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A Star Trek convention? RT @CroutonBoy: Is there any place sadder than a hotel bar on Valentine's Day?

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V-Day dinner: Made sea scallops over butter-braised leeks with a sabayon. With a side of filet mignon. #ohshititsmistercreosote

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RT @PimpBillClinton: Took Hillary to the Red Lobster for Valentine's because I'm classy like that. Cheesy biscuits FTW!

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Now It Hurts When I Pee #candyheartrejects

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Aw, yeah girl. Time for me to put on the yoga pants and that old black T-shirt. #husbandvalentinesexy

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My V-day present is a 750ml 12% ABV bottle of AleSmith Speedway Stout. Thanks, @HipMamaB!

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hopefully your big Valentine's Day talk with that special someone does not include the word "chancre".

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RT @MrMattRobinson: Dear Palpatine, remember when Darth Vader tossed you into that pit and you were all like aaaaaah. Well, I love you. Happy Palpatines Day.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

You either get @fakegrantland or you don't.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Here's the lowdown on my #SXSW panel, w/ @ajjacobs @cheimbuch @foodmomiac (aka @swaygroup) and @rufgrisc. http://schedule.sxsw.com/2012...

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You go ahead and spend $140 on a Prix Fixe dinner tonight. Ima cook up some filet mignon and seared scallops for @HipMamaB in my kitchen.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hmm. It's 11:22. "Justified" or my new Xbox rugby game? Such are the questions that plague me.

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At home we do our own version of "The Voice": I sing DeBarge's "Rhythm Of The Night" and @HipMamaB turns her back to me.

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Oh! What's this month's Paul Rudd movie about, I wonder.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

This Valentine's Day, why not give the gift of Velveeta?

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I need an awards show to make fun of. Do we know if the AARP Achievement Gala is being telecast?

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Which The Voice judge would you want on your side in a shotgun fight against Cthulhu's minions? I say @blakeshelton.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Big @dad2summit Meetup this Thursday night at @StoneBrewingCo. And by "big", I mean it'll be me, @betadad and maybe @DidacticPirate. Whoop!

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Should I give up? Or should I keep trying to figure out what the hell "chasing pavements" means?

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If all of the restaurants and the grocery stores everywhere start using sustainable fish, won't they become unsustainable?

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RT @joe_hill: OK, I think I can talk about it. Brian Vaughan is the best thing to happen to comix writing since @neilhimself. SAGA proves it. Out'n March.

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#TheWalkingDead is back with a bang. A bunch of them, actually. My recap, over at @MamaPop. http://www.mamapop.com/2012...

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Brilliant. RT @DadCentric: Laptop-shooting Dad Was Too Soft: @betadad takes the next step in the war against children. http://www.dadcentric.com/2012...

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