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Jason Avant

Jason Avant

Founder, DadCentric.com. Surfer. Misanthrope/miscreant.
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@papernapkin Telling the rest of us that we need to tell our children "the true story of Christmas". Yes, I agree it's a story. But "true"?
@papernapkin As a kid I remember being called "heeb", "kike" and "Jewboy" by the kids of said Poor America Christians. So no sympathy here.
@TheCaffeinatrix I hate those guys like Indiana Jones hates snakes and Nazis.
Oh, fine. This is what I was talking about earlier. http://dadomatic.com/have-a-...
@papernapkin It comes across as yet another thinly veiled "oh, look at how we poor American Christians are treated" screed.
The Who, with an appropriate song for today. http://blip.fm/profile...
@papernapkin Like you said, the writer was condescending and self-righteous. That's what bugged me the most.
@mrschaos Well, you are MrsChaos - wouldn't expect anything less. :)
And I'm not even an friggin' ATHEIST, people. Agnostic, I am. But I will say if it's not a Lakers/Celtics Finals this year, there is no God.
I'll say this: American Christians - you are not being persecuted. Wanna know what "being persecuted" means? Ask a Jewish or black person.
The HD trailer for Tim Burton's "Alice in Wonderland". Looks, uh, Tim Burton-y. http://wdmp-7.vo.llnwd.net/d1...
Just realized my avatar was geographically inaccurate. I'm actually Mr. Green Christmas. I'm Mr. Sun.
With great power comes great responsibility. Thus I refrain from publicly mocking a really, really lame post on another dad website.
Spent the morning helping out with Lucas' kindergarten class. My repeated cries of "IT'S NAHT A TOOMAH!" were met with blank stares.
@unterekless I'll save this for next year, assuming my fam allows me to try again!
Fried pickle chips, followed by a Will Ferrell flick. Yep.
I will defend the alley-oop scene in "Semi-Pro" to the death.
Taking a break from Xmas shopping; at the just-opened @CounterBurger in Carlsbad. MEEEEAT.
@whithonea What? You're going to play Lego Star Wars in your festive thong?
The best part of our nightly menorrah lightings: 2-year-old Zoe singing "Happy Birthday" while the candles are being lit.
@Surfrider I joined because I live right across the street from the beach, and I never take it for granted.
Oral Roberts died. I know. "Oral".
@JessicaGottlieb The acronym See You Next Tuesday suits her - but why give her the attention that she craves? She's a self-published nobody.
Regarding my last Tweet: apparently there aren't a whole lot of Patrick Bateman fans out there. TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW!!!
Genesis, 2010 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee. "Invisible Touch" was the group's masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility.
It's called the CHRIST-mas Tree because when you see it, you say "oh CHRIST, you gotta be shitting me." http://www.BossCreations.net/
Awesome new post at @DadCentric from @homeanduncool: what NOT - I repeat, NOT - to get Dad for Xmas. http://www.dadcentric.com/2009... #christmas
Zoe just grabbed the phone and said "I call Mama". She's two, people. Can one be a professional internet writer and a Luddite? Please?
@MazingAmy I CAN HAZ THAT IDEA?
Ever have one of those moments where you think "writing inconsequential shit like that lolcats blog is the way to go"? I do. A lot, lately.
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