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My lunch smells like farts. It's not particularly appetising.
February 9
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Looks like I'll be spending this coming Christmas and New Year in New York City. Woo white Christmas!
February 8
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HOORAY PHYSICS JOKES.
February 1
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Observing school kids on a train almost convinces me that they are some form of gas; always expanding to fill their container.
February 1
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I could never be with someone who has poor umbrella awareness.
January 31
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Went to AIPP's site, got a giant picture of boobs on my screen. At work. Thanks AIPP. (any other time it would've been fine - welcome, even)
January 30
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I just attempted to use my stapler as a mouse. You win, Monday.
January 22
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Today, I smell of cheese.
January 19
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Every morning I check for news about the Canon 5D MkIII. I call this my sadface time.
January 18
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Girlfriend does not appreciate newly bestowed dog name: Poops McGoo.
January 17
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You know that thing in MIB that burns off your fingerprints? That's what my shirts are like after I iron them in the morning.
January 11
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I'll admit it, sometimes I humorously mispronounce words because I don't know how to pronounce them properly.
January 10
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andadayphoto
: We want to throw a party to celebrate 100 Facebook likes, but we're not there yet! Help us out and score an invite:
http://www.facebook.com/andaday
January 10
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triplej
: !@AtTheDriveIn_ are getting back together
http://www.abc.net.au/triplej...
January 9
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Oh I love it when our photography clients are happy. Makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
January 9
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More songs need rad sax solos. Thanks "Midnight City", by M83.
January 8
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Sandwich maker in the kitchen is called "Nero". They realise what Nero was responsible for, right?
January 8
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Need to somehow get myself out of the habit of writing "sexpectations".
January 8
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There's a woman walking around here who sounds like Angela Lansbury. I keep expecting someone to find a body.
January 5
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I need to build a George Castanza-esque bed under my desk for post-carb heavy lunches.
December 15
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: Hot on the heels of yesterday's post we have a preview of yet another session:
http://t.co/7kfynrAt
December 15
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RT @
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: New post up!
http://t.co/5uJN8dGt
We have a few more to come before Xmas too. Let us know what you think!
December 14
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People who get annoyed when lifts stop at different floors amuse me greatly. They must hate buses.
December 13
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Flute dude is playing celine dion in Martin pl. Recommend steering clear.
December 13
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Left headphones at home; doomed to experience the sounds of a finance department for the whole day.
December 13
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So much spam on twitter these days. Kinda sad.
December 8
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New shoes make very loud knocking noise when tapped together. Disturbing urge to do so every time someone asks me to do something.
December 7
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Girl at the lunch place kept calling me "darlin'" like she was 20 years older, from the deep south, and 100 pounds heavier.
December 5
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Dear new shoes, please return my skin. Lots of love, the backs of my heels.
December 5
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Boss: "Call me old fashioned, but I prefer people to wear shoes around the office.." Obviously hasn't seen Mad Men.
November 22
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